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Replace "mask" with "shirt" and the venn diagram of people who think the statements make a point would be a circle. The head is a perfect hanging place for a mask. Where am I supposed to keep it, in the cup holder? That's where the mountain dew and cum goes.
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zedprime posted:Replace "mask" with "shirt" and the venn diagram of people who think the statements make a point would be a circle. Also putting the mask on when you leave your house and then not touching it all again until it's time to take it off when you finally get back is good PPE management, especially if you're just running some errands to a few stores.
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Also if you take it off it goes cold and then you have to put a cold damp mask back on your face when you get where you're going next.
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People that get mad at masks would have a loving aneurysm if they ever went to east Asia.OwlFancier posted:Also if you take it off it goes cold and then you have to put a cold damp mask back on your face when you get where you're going next. Also this.
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Apr 20, 2021 16:31
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You aren't supposed to be licking it
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I am an extremely humid person. I exude powerful levels of moisture at all times.
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Apr 20, 2021 16:36
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flavor.flv posted:You aren't supposed to be licking it Not what your mother said
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lord funk posted:People that get mad at masks would have a loving aneurysm if they ever went to east Asia. Those people aren't leaving the country.
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lord funk posted:People that get mad at masks would have a loving aneurysm if they ever went to east Asia
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The Venn diagram of people who get visibly angry about masks and people who think China created the virus is a circle. They're never going to East Asia.
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Apr 20, 2021 17:31
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If I remember my Profanisaurus correctly a wank whilst wearing a condom is known as a gentleman's handshake
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Friend of mine lives in Taiwan and he's likequote:Taiwan's great. Covid basically doesn't exist here (single digit cases/day at most, closed borders, everyone who flies in has to do a mandatory swab test + quarantine, big fines for not wearing masks on public transit, etc). So I feel quite fortunate to be here. We don't have many vaccines yet, but luckily we don't need them for now. Meanwhile we're all "everything in East Asia is a depopulated post-apocalyptic moonscape due to the virus that they created but is a hoax"
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maybe theyre uber drivers or about to pick someone up and dont want to fill their auto box with covid germs or how about applauding them for wearing a mask at all when america is full of assholes who refuses even that common decency
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Ammanas posted:or how about applauding them for wearing a mask at all when america is full of assholes who refuses even that common decency This is rapidly approaching  territory but there's a BIG push among certain bluecheck twitter liberals for states to drop outdoor mask mandates right now, people are VERY mad that other people are making the personal choice to keep wearing masks outside
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Apr 20, 2021 21:33
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I wear a mask to open the door to retrieve packages and wash my hands. I ain't breathing that loving air and I'ma keep wearing a mask forever  even if somehow this magically all goes away, I ain't letting people breathe on me ever again
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Apr 20, 2021 21:48
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I love this
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Apr 20, 2021 21:54
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Last time I did not receive a piece
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OwlFancier posted:I am an extremely humid person. I exude powerful levels of moisture at all times. Blech, me too. No matter the temperature I fog my glasses when I have my mask on. I've gotten pretty good at navigating a world comprised of colored blobs, but am seriously considering laser eye surgery just so I can see outdoors without being a public health hazard.
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Apr 20, 2021 22:17
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Get a small piece of flexible metal to bend over the bridge of your nose.
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Apr 20, 2021 22:56
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Scrooch your mask up slightly and have your glasses sit on the top of the mask, on the outside of it. This works best with better quality masks, less so the disposable ones.
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Apr 20, 2021 23:26
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Nah, I'll just slice up my eyeballs and then cook them a little bit.
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Apr 20, 2021 23:34
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donquixotic posted:If I remember my Profanisaurus correctly a wank whilst wearing a condom is known as a gentleman's handshake Posh wank
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LifeSunDeath posted:I love this I get more upset every time I watch it.
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clockwork chaos posted:I wear a mask to open the door to retrieve packages and wash my hands. I ain't breathing that loving air and I'ma keep wearing a mask forever We've got a shelf just inside our house by the front door. Any package coming in gets brought in with gloves, gets wiped down, and sits there for a few days before being opened.
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That was a fine precaution to take this time last year when SARS-CoV-2 was poorly characterized, but we've since learned that surface transmission basically doesn't happen. Your procedure seems a bit...baroque at this point.
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Apr 21, 2021 08:11
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Why is she even leaning in at the cake, there aren't any candles.
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mysterious frankie posted:Blech, me too. No matter the temperature I fog my glasses when I have my mask on. I've gotten pretty good at navigating a world comprised of colored blobs, but am seriously considering laser eye surgery just so I can see outdoors without being a public health hazard. I used desiccant bags inside my masks, eventually equalized the humidity and I was fine all day between AC office and very warm and QLD humid workshops.
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Apr 21, 2021 09:21
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I wince at these now since I saw a version where it was a more elaborate cake which had wooden skewers inside for stability. 
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Apr 21, 2021 09:54
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Zokari posted:Why is she even leaning in at the cake, there aren't any candles. I think she either wants to take a bite without hands or got tricked into posing like she does.
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Apr 21, 2021 11:11
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Grendels Dad posted:I think she either wants to take a bite without hands or got tricked into posing like she does. Yeah it looks like she was posing for someone to take a pic for the 'gram
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😻 posted:Well? It ain't gonna eat itself…"
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Kenning posted:That was a fine precaution to take this time last year when SARS-CoV-2 was poorly characterized, but we've since learned that surface transmission basically doesn't happen. Your procedure seems a bit...baroque at this point. Yeah, by all means wipe it down if you still want since it's not zero but the delivery guy would have to cough on it with covid right before handing it over to transmit that way. Waiting days isn't necessary.
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Apr 21, 2021 14:11
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"Eat me like one of your French girls"
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