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And then 6 months later when help arrives, they dock to a strangely silent and seemingly lifeless ship. A man wearing human skin and wielding a bone spear jumps them and they go straight to lardroom. Space Cannibals from Mars (TM)
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Apr 21, 2021 16:31
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a modest cookbook
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Apr 21, 2021 16:37
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just grow and eat potatoes for a year, pretty sure there was a documentary on this
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Apr 21, 2021 16:39
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Over / under on the heavy metals getting to you before something else does?
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Apr 21, 2021 16:48
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Good to see that the expert ethicists have nothing to say regarding present matters on our planet. More important to debate the extent to which Musk can assess whether his space volunteers match his taste. "Good news, Melanie! Your SpaceX bio-compatibility flavour index ranking is through the roof, which means you have been promoted straight into the cryo-freeze research department. Their offices are just beyond the kitchen." ynohtna has issued a correction as of 16:54 on Apr 21, 2021 |
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Apr 21, 2021 16:51
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A Bag of Milk posted:seems like creating a culture where eating human flesh is sometimes permissible could have wider negative ramifications than just the cost/benefit analysis of one acute event We already live in such a culture, any of us would resort to cannibalism to survive until a rescue, but with Mars you can say ok yeah it's a 5 years before we can even launch a ship and then another two for it to get there.
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Apr 21, 2021 16:59
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Get this, space cannibalism tours
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Apr 21, 2021 17:03
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Just LOL if you turn down the option to taste the forbidden space-meats.
Bloody Hedgehog has issued a correction as of 17:29 on Apr 21, 2021 |
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Apr 21, 2021 17:10
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Can't wait until lab-grown meat takes the death requirement out of cannibalism, and you can buy ground human in the supermarket in those little styrofoam trays. Perhaps as an expensive novelty, you'll be able to have your own cells cloned into meat, so you can see how you taste with your favorite steak sauce.
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Apr 21, 2021 17:10
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I bet if a crew got stuck on mars it would be the perfect excuse to build a nuclear pulse propulsion ship to rescue them. Imagine how many jobs would be created.
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Apr 21, 2021 17:14
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Looking for skilled astronauts with good marbling
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Apr 21, 2021 17:17
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human garbage bag posted:I bet if a crew got stuck on mars it would be the perfect excuse to build a nuclear pulse propulsion ship to rescue them. Imagine how many jobs would be created. Considering this is hellworld and human lives have zero value, they wouldn't spend a penny to rescue anyone on Mars.
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Apr 21, 2021 17:30
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Considering this is hellworld and human lives have zero value, they wouldn't spend a penny to rescue anyone on Mars. Nancy Pelosi goes on TV and thanks the astronauts for cannibalizing each other for freedom
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Apr 21, 2021 17:34
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This is so kafkaesque
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Apr 21, 2021 17:37
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Considering this is hellworld and human lives have zero value, they wouldn't spend a penny to rescue anyone on Mars. this is why we must convince musk to go on the trip, then sabotage it so he gets stuck and make him pay all his billions to rescue him. in fact do this for all billionaires when they try to go to the moon resorts.
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Apr 21, 2021 17:38
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Powered Descent posted:... This but also let us pick the diet our meatclone is raised on - it affects the flavour! Grain fed freerange. Fed only the meat of other clones? How many selves are you on?
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Apr 21, 2021 17:51
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mars is for robots and electric sports cars. keep mars people free
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Apr 21, 2021 18:16
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mars is stupid anyone who wants to go there deserves to be eaten
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Apr 21, 2021 18:39
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Rutibex posted:mars is stupid anyone who wants to go there deserves to be eaten it's me, the smart science man. i want to go be king of a frozen barren desert hellscape that will kill me in every kind of way it is possible to die if i am even slightly unlucky.
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Apr 21, 2021 18:43
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NASA Mission Control: "There had been no communications with the Mars rocket since it left Earth yesterday. This afternoon, we received a transmission. It's....music. " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70OYikg0tyw
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Apr 21, 2021 19:41
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smarxist posted:why would you be split on this subject? there's only one thing to do that makes sense; fry that fucker up youre on Mars. no one is coming to get you. what would be the point
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Apr 21, 2021 19:53
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christmas boots posted:youre on Mars. no one is coming to get you. what would be the point When you're starving and in a survival situation you're not going to be thinking "beep boop consumption of dead hu-mons is illogical" you're going to be consumed by "gotta live any way any how" and you're going to give in and eat whatever you can, assuming you don't kill yourself before that point.
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Apr 21, 2021 19:57
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Rutibex posted:honestly i was more fascinated by this guys facade of a successful life and obvious internal pain than the big dumb house edit: 110 million, not thousand GWBBQ has issued a correction as of 00:33 on Apr 22, 2021 |
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Apr 21, 2021 19:58
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Considering this is hellworld and human lives have zero value, they wouldn't spend a penny to rescue anyone on Mars. Human lives have zero value but astronaut lives are probably pretty expensive
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Apr 21, 2021 20:38
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:When you're starving and in a survival situation you're not going to be thinking "beep boop consumption of dead hu-mons is illogical" you're going to be consumed by "gotta live any way any how" and you're going to give in and eat whatever you can, assuming you don't kill yourself before that point. yeah but you’re buying yourself time to… what die a little bit later on but this time with no one to talk to? at least on earth there’s a chance someone could find you. in space you’re just prolonging the suffering. unless you really just wanna go to town on some long pig in which case you do you. imo suicide pact is the way to go at that point.
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Apr 21, 2021 20:51
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christmas boots posted:yeah but you’re buying yourself time to… what die a little bit later on but this time with no one to talk to? what if there is a Dreamcast on mars
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Apr 21, 2021 20:53
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Rutibex posted:what if there is a Dreamcast on mars survival at all costs
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Apr 21, 2021 20:55
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christmas boots posted:yeah but you’re buying yourself time to… what die a little bit later on but this time with no one to talk to? You can come to Mars with me. No reason why.
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Apr 21, 2021 20:56
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The Oldest Man posted:You can come to Mars with me. No reason why. ok but im high in saturated fats just to warn you if cholesterol is an issue
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Apr 21, 2021 20:58
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I will come on Mars.
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Apr 21, 2021 21:55
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Biplane posted:I will come on Mars. 
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Apr 21, 2021 22:07
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Mars Rover sucked me off??
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Apr 21, 2021 22:10
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this is the weirdest bloatee I've ever seen
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Apr 21, 2021 22:27
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World War Mammories posted:this is the weirdest bloatee I've ever seen Gods shave in mysterious ways
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Apr 21, 2021 23:00
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Biplane posted:I will come on Mars. 2 rovers 1 helicopter
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Apr 22, 2021 00:01
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C'mon, Cohaagen! Give dese people cum! 
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Apr 22, 2021 00:46
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christmas boots posted:youre on Mars. no one is coming to get you. what would be the point To create a really hosed up nightmare scene for the inevitable investigation team
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Apr 22, 2021 02:19
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https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1384950039852761091
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Apr 22, 2021 02:55
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Me, smoking weed in my spacer habitat, gravity, going outside, wearing pants, or not being a poly pansexual spacechild with my beltalowdas: hope the martians are ok, gravity wells are so 2021
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Apr 22, 2021 06:55
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Survival cannibalism is a custom of the sea, and what is space but an ocean in the sky?
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Apr 22, 2021 07:26
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