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We all talk about buttcoin but it's the blecchchain that's the problem
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buttcoin mind on the cockchain haha im humorous
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Apr 22, 2021 00:12
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https://twitter.com/AXE/status/1384614939713806336?s=20 Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Apr 22, 2021 00:20
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:buttcoin mind on the cockchain haha im humorous drat it I did not think of that, that is a good one. you are very humorous
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Apr 22, 2021 00:20
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:https://twitter.com/AXE/status/1384614939713806336?s=20 I hate 2021
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Apr 22, 2021 00:56
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This will probably not make in the news anywhere else in the world but today CEO one of the Shitcoin/Crypto exchanges in Turkey bailed out to Thailand by stealing wallets of everyone. There are some numbers but it's been estimated at $2 billion worth of crypto got stolen. The reason why that random exchange had that much money is Turkey was going through a massive economic collapse for the last two years and crypto became the only investment that wasn't taxed by the government (because they couldn't, not because they wouldn't). For perspective, 1 Turkish moonbucks = 0.12 dollars, 1 Dogecoin = 0.33 dollars. I'm not sure if the 2 bil is correct but even conservative estimates are around hundreds of millions.
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Apr 22, 2021 02:22
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Galewolf posted:This will probably not make in the news anywhere else in the world but today CEO one of the Shitcoin/Crypto exchanges in Turkey bailed out to Thailand by stealing wallets of everyone. There are some numbers but it's been estimated at $2 billion worth of crypto got stolen. This is good for Bitcoin because
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Apr 22, 2021 02:42
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The scamming cycle continues!
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Apr 22, 2021 02:48
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Lmaoing at the people  -ing for the government to bail them out on the forums/social media. Also, added bonus: The CEO also stole critical id data of all users including scans of their national id cards of like hundreds of thousands people.
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Apr 22, 2021 02:49
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"The exchange, which has been operating since 2017, said in an undated statement on its website that it decided to allow outside investment to serve clients better. Services will remain shut for about five working days while the share transfer is completed, but users needn’t worry about their investments, it said." Funds are safe bro, don't worry just gonna restart the computer and be back in 5 days. Bloomberg has a very short English coverage if you want to have a look: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-04-21/crypto-users-bicker-after-turkish-exchange-abruptly-goes-silent
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Apr 22, 2021 02:59
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making me paranoid and wanting to move my crypto to an external wallet but that'd mean doing an actual transaction on the network rather than binance just switching around who owns what internally without actually moving anything and in doing that i would be contributing to the hosed energy consumption also transfer fees
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Apr 22, 2021 03:05
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hbag posted:making me paranoid and wanting to move my crypto to an external wallet but that'd mean doing an actual transaction on the network rather than binance just switching around who owns what internally without actually moving anything Cash out and don't participate. Problem solved!
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Apr 22, 2021 03:06
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Crypto is fun if you treat it like gambling
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Apr 22, 2021 03:08
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spunkshui posted:Cash out and don't participate. god no i need something to stimulate my lizard brain with "number go up" or ill be hanging on by a loving thread mentally Space Camp fuckup posted:Crypto is fun if you treat it like gambling this too, ive been doing margin trading which is quite literally just gambling
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Apr 22, 2021 03:10
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hbag posted:god no i need something to stimulate my lizard brain with "number go up" or ill be hanging on by a loving thread mentally Just play an idle game
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Apr 22, 2021 03:15
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I doubled my money on stupid loving dogecoin. There’s some serious money to be made if you time things right. The trick is you have turn off the reasoning part of your brain and just try to guess what other people might be thinking.
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Apr 22, 2021 03:18
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hbag posted:god no i need something to stimulate my lizard brain with "number go up" or ill be hanging on by a loving thread mentally RPGs, MMOs, etc e. in the Disgaea series you can get real big numbers to happen
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Apr 22, 2021 03:23
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i also want to use the cool number that go up to buy things and i don't have a job and something tells me not many places are hiring 18 year old university students in the middle of a pandemic looked around for ways to make money online via freelancing or some poo poo but i havent found much that im qualified for lmao
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Apr 22, 2021 03:27
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Galewolf posted:I'm not sure if the 2 bil is correct but even conservative estimates are around hundreds of millions. I like that cryptocurrency makes reality the hypothetical game of "how much money would I need to put on this table I am paying you a very nice salary to guard, until you decide it's worth stealing and being on the run for the rest of your life". e: Is being a billionaire that much better than being a multi-millionaire? Like if I offered you the choice between two suitcases, one with a million dollars all perfectly above board and that you get to enjoy however you like v. the other with a billion dollars of stolen cryptocurrencies you'll have to abscond with and duck angry owners over? Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Apr 22, 2021 |
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Apr 22, 2021 03:33
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just help find larger prime numbers or other numbers for mathematicians.
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Apr 22, 2021 03:44
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Bright Bart posted:I like that cryptocurrency makes reality the hypothetical game of "how much money would I need to put on this table I am paying you a very nice salary to guard, until you decide it's worth stealing and being on the run for the rest of your life". with a billion dollars you can try to launder through 1000 different methods and if more than one of them works you come out on top would probably result in getting scammed 1000 times of course
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Apr 22, 2021 04:25
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Space Camp fuckup posted:I doubled my money on stupid loving dogecoin. There’s some serious money to be made if you time things right. The trick is you have turn off the reasoning part of your brain and just try to guess what other people might be thinking. I doubled my money playing roulette and used a fraction of the energy
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Apr 22, 2021 04:47
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Bright Bart posted:I like that cryptocurrency makes reality the hypothetical game of "how much money would I need to put on this table I am paying you a very nice salary to guard, until you decide it's worth stealing and being on the run for the rest of your life".
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Apr 22, 2021 05:01
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Jose Valasquez posted:I doubled my money playing roulette and used a fraction of the energy Yeah that’s fun too
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Apr 22, 2021 05:05
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Galewolf posted:"The exchange, which has been operating since 2017, said in an undated statement on its website that it decided to allow outside investment to serve clients better. Services will remain shut for about five working days while the share transfer is completed, but users needn’t worry about their investments, it said." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelF6zEHXpE[
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Apr 22, 2021 05:12
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hbag posted:i also want to use the cool number that go up to buy things and i don't have a job cant take it with you just spend it on lovely retro games and furry porn. i guarantee you'll have more fun than just making the number bigger until you die. as an added bonus, in 1000 years, college students will be hemming and hawing over what it all means
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Apr 22, 2021 06:31
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buttcoin
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Apr 22, 2021 06:39
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hbag posted:i also want to use the cool number that go up to buy things and i don't have a job Have you considered the cool number might go down rapidly due to people wanting to spend their profits on all the fun poo poo that used to be open?
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Apr 22, 2021 06:41
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hbag buy stocks and drugs
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Apr 22, 2021 06:54
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Honky Dong Country posted:buttcoin 
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Apr 22, 2021 07:15
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my brain is broke and i'm seriously considering making a bitfi account wealthfront checking APY is like 0.1% right now meaning I make 3x more per month by selling a single loving $6 sticker on Etsy 
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Apr 22, 2021 08:29
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HANDOZU A- SEIHU
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Apr 22, 2021 11:39
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hbag posted:god no i need something to stimulate my lizard brain with "number go up" or ill be hanging on by a loving thread mentally
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Apr 22, 2021 11:55
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Was referencing to that video lmao. Welp, it's official that the guy made a runner. Exact amount stolen is unknown but the users are numbered at 310k. People before they got robbed: Crypto is the future maan, I quadrillioned my money, government can suck a fat one for trying to tax and regulate this poo poo. People after got robbed: The government has to send secret service agents to Thailand to bring back this man and our money How did this absolutely unregulated shitcoin "exchange" found by a guy who looks like he was an ice cream seller could do this to us. Also people saying things like "You should've used something trustworthy like Binance" or "You should've used [another scam exchange] here's a link to free dogecoins" is just 
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Apr 22, 2021 12:23
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Collateral Damage posted:Just stuff your money in a mutual fund. Number go up, you're not destroying the environment, and your money gets managed by actual adults. SMH. Is it plausible for a mutual fund to go up 4000% within a year? With crypto, it's plausible. Sure it's not probable. But plausible. You got your lotto ticket and that's more exciting than a treasury bond. Also, with the price of coin oscillating wildly number going down by a lot frequently means number also going up by a lot frequently before it even really starts to pump!
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Apr 22, 2021 12:32
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Collateral Damage posted:Just stuff your money in a mutual fund. Number go up, you're not destroying the environment, and your money gets managed by actual adults. What mutual fund are you using that doesn't destroy the environment?
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Apr 22, 2021 14:05
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xtal posted:What mutual fund are you using that doesn't destroy the environment?
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Apr 22, 2021 14:09
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The most widely recommended index funds all have Nestle and various energy companies in them; unless you're using a green fund with worse MER and returns, you're damaging the environment and in the case of Nestle literally killing poor people.
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Apr 22, 2021 14:19
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Bitcoin, Ethereum etc. are way worse. They're just damaging the environment for no benefit at all and causing critical component shortages. At least Nestle produces products people want. Also, multiple things can be bad at the same time; with Bitcoin always being the worst. Fame Douglas fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Apr 22, 2021 |
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so who's up for destroying their SSDs with chia?
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