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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

By popular demand posted:

Hopefully this will be funny for someone, I just groaned and deleted.



Is every website just thirsty as gently caress nowadays?

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Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

By popular demand posted:

Hopefully this will be funny for someone, I just groaned and deleted.



Is every website just thirsty as gently caress nowadays?

Most people in the first world countries have been sitting home for the last 15 months. The free porn starts to get stale at some point, and since you have nowhere else to go, might as well peek behind the curtains for the paywalled stuff.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Der Kyhe posted:

Most people in the first world countries have been sitting home for the last 15 months. The free porn starts to get stale at some point, and since you have nowhere else to go, might as well peek behind the curtains for the paywalled stuff.

Hell, it's probably gotten to a point where most would just flat admit we've been looking at porn during lockdown instead of shuffling our collective feet and mumbling on the matter.

We ain't going anywhere and we all got needs :shepface:.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I don't get Humble Bundle porn ads, you might want to check your advertising settings or purchase history and tell me what they are, so I can get the porn ads.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hell, it's probably gotten to a point where most would just flat admit we've been looking at porn during lockdown instead of shuffling our collective feet and mumbling on the matter.

We ain't going anywhere and we all got needs :shepface:.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

zedprime posted:

I don't get Humble Bundle porn ads, you might want to check your advertising settings or purchase history and tell me what they are, so I can get the porn ads.

It was the same as any of their other emails. I presume if you're on their mailing list you'd have gotten it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yup plain old email, just like the usual ones advertising bundles of IT books or games.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
This has sound, but I don't know if it benefits from it or not.

https://i.imgur.com/IRUov7Q.mp4

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This has sound, but I don't know if it benefits from it or not.

https://i.imgur.com/IRUov7Q.mp4

that's not yakety sax

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

hawowanlawow posted:

that's not yakety sax

You mean the William Tell Overture, surely?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare.

https://i.imgur.com/VtEDyDl.mp4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

zedprime posted:

I don't get Humble Bundle porn ads, you might want to check your advertising settings or purchase history and tell me what they are, so I can get the porn ads.

You just got it right now. In this thread.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare.

https://i.imgur.com/VtEDyDl.mp4

Half way through I forgot they weren't talking 'bout phones

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare.

https://i.imgur.com/VtEDyDl.mp4

I'm in this picture and I don't like it etc

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare.

https://i.imgur.com/VtEDyDl.mp4

:same:, made worse by this massive influx of boomers from NY coming to FL because they're throwing a post-election tantrum and DeSatan is their next racist messiah.

We're closing next week finally, on a house that had 2 other offers put in during the one hour we were out looking at it. The first one we wanted we scheduled a viewing 13 minutes after it listed for the earliest time possible (had to work around current occupants' schedules), and the thing was under contract before we could even go see it.

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare.

https://i.imgur.com/VtEDyDl.mp4

yep. the cali one should have been 'im from the bay area and will pay all cash and help drive all norcal housing prices through the roof'

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:eyepoop:

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

BaronVonVaderham posted:

:same:, made worse by this massive influx of boomers from NY coming to FL because they're throwing a post-election tantrum and DeSatan is their next racist messiah.

Well I live in Upstate NY and can tell you it's no better here at all for some reason. We hired an agent, started getting our house ready and realized what it would take to buy a house and decided to stay here a while longer. loving ridiculous if waiving a home inspection is what it takes to buy a house.

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


BaronVonVaderham posted:

:same:, made worse by this massive influx of boomers from NY coming to FL because they're throwing a post-election tantrum and DeSatan is their next racist messiah.

We're closing next week finally, on a house that had 2 other offers put in during the one hour we were out looking at it. The first one we wanted we scheduled a viewing 13 minutes after it listed for the earliest time possible (had to work around current occupants' schedules), and the thing was under contract before we could even go see it.

We bought a place in 2018 and got sick of everything going under contract before we got to look at it. We did the same thing you did and saw it the day it listed, with an Open House scheduled for the next day. We put an offer in and asked them to cancel the open house. I think our offer was less than 5% under the listing price, and the house has gone up in value by some insane amount like 25% according to Zillow (lol).

Florida funny picture:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:yikes:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare.

https://i.imgur.com/VtEDyDl.mp4

Yeah I think I'll just rent apples forever

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This one hurt me a little bit because I'm house hunting right now and it's a loving nightmare.

https://i.imgur.com/VtEDyDl.mp4

Saaaaame. That's why I gave up on finding a house and decided to have one built. All I gotta do now is wait.

Good news is that I put my purchase escrow down at one price and the same floorplan is already selling for $30k more. The bad news is that I get to watch interest rates rise while they build it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Lol imagine having enough money to buy/build a house and not just leaving this bullshit country and starting over.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol imagine having enough money to buy/build a house and not just leaving this bullshit country and starting over.

I got super lucky with my house and we are being very aggressive about paying it off. Hopefully in about 10 years I can effectively retire, we can sell this place and move to somewhere that isn't try to kill everyone but the mega rich.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol imagine having enough money to buy/build a house and not just leaving this bullshit country and starting over.

Enough money to buy a (normal) house in the US is nowhere near enough to help you resolve (or "resolve") residency/work permits in other countries.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Trabant posted:

Enough money to buy a (normal) house in the US is nowhere near enough to help you resolve (or "resolve") residency/work permits in other countries.

oh yeah, not "legally" but you know what I'm talking about, anyway.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol imagine having enough money to buy/build a house and not just leaving this bullshit country and starting over.

If you're in America you can replace country with continent. poo poo's hosed up here too eh

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Indeed move to one of the countries with no extremely hosed up poo poo such as

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol imagine having enough money to buy/build a house and not just leaving this bullshit country and starting over.

The trick is that you have to be pretty privileged to be able to emigrate and at that point the US is a pretty good option for you

The people who would actually benefit from getting the hell out of here would never be allowed in the door anywhere else

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

Indeed move to one of the countries with no extremely hosed up poo poo such as

I was gonna say liechtenstein but let's be real they're a tiny european mountain kingdom principality, there's gonna be some issues

probably racism

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I dunno, NZ seems to have things alright. They one election away from literal Nazis running poo poo like most places these days?

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Also can’t think of a single country that actually likes immigrants on the same level as natural citizens, all other things being equal. So you’d go from being well enough off to buy a house here as a natural citizen to being the same basic economic level but with all the bullshit immigrants have to deal with.

You have to reeeeaally want to move to a different country to make that deal worth it.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Americans talking about moving to a smaller nation for the sole benefit of their personal profit from it doesn’t sit well with me for some reason.

I ain’t ever leaving the gladiator arena that is America. They bred me, they get to deal with me.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Cocaine Bear posted:

I dunno, NZ seems to have things alright. They one election away from literal Nazis running poo poo like most places these days?
Home prices in NZ are beyond ridiculous. That's one problem moving to NZ will not solve.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Cocaine Bear posted:

I dunno, NZ seems to have things alright. They one election away from literal Nazis running poo poo like most places these days?

New Zealand property prices are going up at a rate that makes most countries look completely sane.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



ruddiger posted:

Americans talking about moving to a smaller nation for the sole benefit of their personal profit from it doesn’t sit well with me for some reason.

I ain’t ever leaving the gladiator arena that is America. They bred me, they get to deal with me.

:hai: I was born here, and I’ll die here.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The grim news is that everywhere sucks. Namaste.

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