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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i did not know his shadow was bert off sesame street

i have learned something, today

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Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Are royal angle is in heaven today!!!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

amazing

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

are you loving making GBS threads ME Brookes?! it looks like a take on the loving Barkley Gaiden game over screen!

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~
I know 'famous recent dead person at heavens gate' is a common trope for topical cartoons but its so funny to me they couldn't think of any positive personal traits at all for Prince Phillip so we get cartoons of him being an arrogant yet miserable prick as he's waved on into paradise presumably just because he's royal.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:


Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

'You must be joking. I'm not going to wear a bloody halo!'
Also a gallery of "cartoonist MAC's magical Prince Philip moments".

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Ah, Mac, the only man racist enough to make Prince Philip do a double take

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the easing of England’s Covid restrictions – From 12 April, relaxed lockdown restrictions in England will allow non-essential shops, hair and nail salons, zoos and theme parks to reopen"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Greensill scandal: government orders inquiry into Cameron lobbying

Times:


Evening Standard:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Well it's marginally better than wanking off Phillip's corpse some more

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Blower and Adams both loving thrilled to get back to the most mindless types of consumerism. Notice how it's just the couple at all stages in Blower's, they didn't even meet some friends or anything.

Pub's open, back to normal, buy clothes.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Britain emerging from lockdown – As the country’s severe anti-Covid measures are relaxed, David Cameron’s Greensill lobbying scandal and Prince Philip’s funeral dominate the headlines"

Telegraph:

‘Very celebratory’: pub customers in England enjoy lockdown easing

Matt:

"Honouring Prince Philip with a Royal Yacht Britannia replacement would be an enduring tribute"

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the changing of the guard


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on inquiry into David Cameron and Greensill scandal – Former PM has welcomed government’s independent inquiry and said he would be ‘glad to take part’"

Telegraph:

Pubs and bars face being punished for Covid rule-busting queues

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Covid: surge testing deployed in south London as South African variant cases rise

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a royal message from above

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Crikey wasn't expecting that

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress off Blower

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Oh no, the people wearing waterproofs and good shoes and hats might have to sit outside.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
The Times and Independent are the wrong way round, I know Brookes likes his animals but he's still a Murdoch pet. Dave Brown on the other hand :getin:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson, David Cameron and the Greensill scandal – The PM faced questions about the Greensill scandal – which has taken in Cameron’s 2020 camping trip with Lex Greensill and Saudi Arabia’s Mohammed bin Salman – as Tory MPs voted to block a broader independent inquiry" After Manet.

Telegraph:

University challenge: Who would be a student right now?

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

"Evening Standard Comment: Covid vaccine passports could be ticket to freedom"

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... David Cameron feeling the heat

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
If you asked me to rank everyone who ever lived based on how much they care about the wellbeing of students I'd put Blower beneath Charles Whitman.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on Whitehall’s revolving door — The scandal over Greensill Capital’s influence within government has deepened as it emerged one of Britain’s most senior civil servants began working as an adviser to the finance firm while still serving in Whitehall"

Telegraph:

One in 10 patients face at least year’s wait for hospital care

Matt:

Royals to forgo military gear at Philip’s funeral ‘to avoid embarrassing Harry’

Independent:

Biden announces all US and Nato troops to leave Afghanistan by September 11 After Hugh van Es.

Yesterday's Times:

US envoy John Kerry woos China over climate After Low.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Philip's farewell

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Cloud Potato posted:


Evening Standard:



Missed a golden opportunity to put a white fiat uno in that space. Shameful

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm disappointed her Maj isn't driving the landrover.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on ethics and the Conservative party – Fierce ethical questions are raised after doctors grow human cells in monkey embryos – not to mention allegations of Tory cronyism"

Telegraph:

Royal family say farewell to Prince Philip at Windsor Castle funeral

Independent:

Labour steps up attacks on ‘Tory sleaze’ – but will it cut through to voters? After Antoine Wiertz.

The i paper:


Times:

Civil service staff ordered to reveal all second jobs

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Tory sleaze: business as usual – Greensill, Matt Hancock, Robert Jenrick, Covid contracts… The list keeps growing"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:

Caterpillar wars: time to pick sides in battle of Colin v Cuthbert

Sunday Times:

Biden hits Russia with new sanctions in response to election meddling

Mail on Sunday:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:

This looks like something from the Beano lol, maybe poo poo cartoons aren't the optimal medium for respecting the dead :thunkher:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Greensill scandal – Boris Johnson faces a burgeoning sleaze crisis that is threatening to engulf his government and the Whitehall machine"

Telegraph:

4,000 to attend FA Cup semi-final as live sport cautiously reopens

Matt:

European Super League: Premier League ‘big six’ sign up to competition

Independent:

Act now on sleaze crisis or lose red wall votes, Boris Johnson warned

Times:


Evening Standard:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Not a cartoon, but for anyone who fancies saying an extra "gently caress off, Bob!":

https://twitter.com/BadMedicalTakes/status/1382710806035456009





(I have no idea what the gently caress either)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Henny Beaumont on the UK government’s race report – A controversial report into racial disparities in the UK attempts to ‘normalise white supremacy’ and the government should reject its findings, UN human rights experts have warned"

Telegraph:

Real Madrid’s Florentino Pérez claims Super League is here to ‘save football’

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson threatens to use ‘legislative bomb’ to stop European Super League

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... European Super League


David Squires:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Shame clubs are quitting at the first round of threats, I was hoping for some detailed descriptions of just how they were going to legally threaten them.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s super league — Plans to create a new European Super League amount to a ‘cartel’, the prime minister said today"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson poised to raise bar on UK's climate goals

Independent:

European Super League collapsing as all six English clubs withdraw After Vinnie Jones and Paul Gascoigne.

Times:


Evening Standard:

No 10 press briefings plan axed as Stratton moves to Cop26 role; Boris Johnson ‘promised James Dyson he would fix tax issue’

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... funerals

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Another "gently caress off Blower" day. How good of him to support the monotony.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson’s texts to James Dyson – The PM has said he will publish his text messages and ‘make absolutely no apology’ for the exchanges with businessman James Dyson promising to ‘fix’ tax status for the firm to help build ventilators"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson warns we 'can't delude ourselves Covid has gone away'

Matt:

MI5 joins Instagram in new era of openness



Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

No10's frantic scramble on makeover cash: Tory chiefs are considering handing back £60k to donor amid fallout from plan to re-decorate Downing Street flat

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lecterns

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Imagine wanting to buy a print of that Thomas

Also not sure that COVID infections are below zero Blower you stupid hack

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Not one of them had the guts to draw Boris with a Dyson nozzle stuck on his dick. Shameful stuff

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

forkboy84 posted:

Imagine wanting to buy a print of that Thomas

pretty good if you're the kind of person who goes out of your way to be the very worst secret santa possible imo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

the sex ghost posted:

Not one of them had the guts to draw Boris with a Dyson nozzle stuck on his dick. Shameful stuff

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
his graph acknowledges that there were some infections, hospitalisations and deaths due to covid, invalidating nearly everything he's drawn for over a year

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There's negative deaths now crispix! They're coming back! The Lord hath raised them from their slumber eternal, and He hath parted the clouds to speak the voice of ages: "You shouldn't have stopped Blower from going down pub, Boris"

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

the sex ghost posted:

Not one of them had the guts to draw Boris with a Dyson nozzle stuck on his dick. Shameful stuff

https://twitter.com/DaveBrownToons/status/1384914195615997955

Guardian:

"Seamus Jennings on Boris Johnson and the language of lobbying – The Cabinet Office is to launch an internal investigation into the leak of the PM’s text messages with James Dyson after concerns were raised about Johnson’s texted promises to change tax rules"

Telegraph:

What Covid vaccine passports mean for your summer holiday – and how to get one

Matt:

Post-Cummings quiet life goes to pot as ‘No 10 sources’ leak and brief

Independent:
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Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... mourners

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