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Five Guys is good, but they can’t lick our Dick’s.
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Buff Hardback posted:its fertilizer and aluminum powder Since the stuff with fuel oil as the fuel is ANFO, I think it's perfectly justifiable to refer to this mixture as ANAL. The rest of the jokes about using it to announce your child's biological sex are left as an exercise to the reader.
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Apr 24, 2021 07:42
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Crazy as it sounds there actually was a case of attempted explosive anal terrorism E: from the Ailexpress thread: By popular demand fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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Apr 24, 2021 08:31
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Serephina posted:Aren't fries normally parboiled first? Anyways given that the driving force is his own body weight and grip, it seems pretty low-occurrence to somehow mash your own hand in there. Worked with a guy that was bullshitting with another person in the kitchen and slammed his hand flat in the chopping grid. The scar looked pretty gnarly when he finally got back from healing.
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Apr 24, 2021 10:35
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Elviscat posted:Eating Dick's is great and everyone should do it it at least once. 
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Apr 24, 2021 11:17
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SubNat posted:You're thinking of "Promession", a variant of freeze-drying.
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Apr 24, 2021 11:54
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Elviscat posted:Five guys fries are soggy because they're not par-fried (fried twice) it's a different experience, I grew up eating Dick's, I'm sorry I can't stop giggling now
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Apr 24, 2021 12:17
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Dogs aren't people sized in most cases. Most americans are swinging around 2-4 labradors of varying size. I'm about 2 fat labs, or 3 in decent shape.
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Apr 24, 2021 12:27
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Why not build nuclear crematoriums? The inside of the furnace is held at a constant 500 degrees by decay heat, and you just load bodies onto the conveyor belt as required.
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Apr 24, 2021 12:30
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What would you do with the radioactive ash?
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Apr 24, 2021 12:45
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Scratch Monkey posted:What would you do with the radioactive ash? The ash wouldn't be radioactive.
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Apr 24, 2021 12:52
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The Lone Badger posted:Why not build nuclear crematoriums? The inside of the furnace is held at a constant 500 degrees by decay heat, and you just load bodies onto the conveyor belt as required. Sounds like the opening to a horror b-movie. And It would be radioactive if it faces any significant neutron radiation.
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Apr 24, 2021 12:53
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*walks into room* *writes Kola Superdeep Borehole on the whiteboard* *looks at audience* *crosses out Bore and writes in Corpse* *smugly smiles and awaits lavish funding*
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Apr 24, 2021 12:55
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Why not just toss bodies into an active volcano?
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Apr 24, 2021 12:55
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Those poor motherfuckers on that Indonesian submarine have officially bought the farm gently caress every single thing about that, to be perfectly honest.
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Apr 24, 2021 13:06
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yeah with the lack of updates yesterday i had a sinking feeling
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Apr 24, 2021 13:32
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Mozi posted:yeah with the lack of updates yesterday i had a sinking feeling 
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Apr 24, 2021 13:58
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Slugworth posted:I specified large dog, but perhaps should have said giant breed (pet crematoriums generally have a "100 lbs and above" or similar weight class) which can definitely outweigh people, or at least come fairly close. I also specified private cremation, where the animal is put in by itself, and you receive ashes back, which is definitely more expensive than the communal or partitioned cremation you're referring to. Basically, I've personally witnessed 200 lb dogs privately cremated for far less than 1000 dollars. It's a cheap process, was my point. Valid points. When I think large dog, I think 70-100 pounds, because that's typically the range given on anything marketed for large dogs, and I spent a few years working in a dog supply warehouse (think kennels, harnesses, double layer nylon leads, etc). Terminology aside, I'd assume cremation prices fluctuate with the price of natural gas. Like if you died in Texas right before the cold snap and damned if the crematorium isn't going to keep running and just charge more.
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Apr 24, 2021 14:03
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Nenonen posted:Why not just toss bodies into an active volcano? I vote this one because it serves double duty of appeasing the gods
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Apr 24, 2021 14:08
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Mozi posted:yeah with the lack of updates yesterday i had a sinking feeling I respect the wordplay, but I can't like it
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Apr 24, 2021 14:09
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There was no implosion? Seems like it went quite a bit below test depth.
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Apr 24, 2021 14:10
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aphid_licker posted:There was no implosion? Seems like it went quite a bit below test depth. There doesn't need to be an implosion, while that would confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt what had happened, going down and just not coming back up is probably enough to confirm what happened. It's a lovely end for a whole bunch of lads, regardless.
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Apr 24, 2021 14:15
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Yeah I wouldn't wish the Das Boot experience on anyone.
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Apr 24, 2021 14:19
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Memento posted:There doesn't need to be an implosion, while that would confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt what had happened, going down and just not coming back up is probably enough to confirm what happened. No, I know that ofc, I was surprised that their survival until oxygen runs out was considered a possibility. But looking up Wiki the test depth for the type is a lot deeper than I had assumed.
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Apr 24, 2021 14:25
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Elviscat posted:I grew up eating Dick's This is why I wish we had a beavis and butthead laughing smilie.
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Apr 24, 2021 14:56
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The Lone Badger posted:Why not build nuclear crematoriums? The inside of the furnace is held at a constant 500 degrees by decay heat, and you just load bodies onto the conveyor belt as required. They used to have a prototype, called Fernald Feed Materials Production Center, it only had one customer.
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Apr 24, 2021 15:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdjn5jZeLQY
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Apr 24, 2021 16:47
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It's hosed up garages day apparently https://twitter.com/kristen_rabbott/status/1385771535302987777
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Apr 24, 2021 16:54
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welp, hit the sprinkler pipes and got away with it, better slam into some actual structure during the getaway attempt
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Apr 24, 2021 17:02
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Memento posted:There doesn't need to be an implosion, while that would confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt what had happened, going down and just not coming back up is probably enough to confirm what happened. I hope they were all dead or unconscious before they hit the bottom, the alternative is terrifying 
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Apr 24, 2021 17:04
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haveblue posted:It's hosed up garages day apparently They picked the 'one-way' move
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Apr 24, 2021 17:08
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God i love watching that sprinkler water basically trap him in the cab lol.
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Apr 24, 2021 17:08
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SpaceCadetBob posted:God i love watching that sprinkler water basically trap him in the cab lol. It’s just buck wild how they hit the height-limit sign and continued forward like nothing happened. Then the option of backing up was tried, like, twice (without straightening out) and completely abandoned for “full throttle ahead”. Like, all of our worldly possessions are in danger of being permanently water damaged but we think we can dig up hard enough to fix it. It does make me appreciate the way UHaul reinforces the corners and edges of its trucks. They’ve clearly encountered this form of fuckery before.
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Apr 24, 2021 17:27
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Looks like they wanted to make a 3 point turn
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Apr 24, 2021 17:28
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How are people this bad at driving?? Or you know, basic spatial awareness. What the gently caress
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Apr 24, 2021 17:44
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I wonder what the person who drove into the garage at about a minute and half in was thinking.
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Apr 24, 2021 17:53
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Wedged like the Ever Given.
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Apr 24, 2021 17:54
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TotalLossBrain posted:How are people this bad at driving?? Or you know, basic spatial awareness. Literally thousands if not millions of car crash videos on youtube could be used to argue that bad driving is the norm. I watch a few a day, gotta get that blood pressure moving.
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Apr 24, 2021 17:55
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https://i.imgur.com/92y9ikU.mp4
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I hope they paid for the extra damage insurance.
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