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https://twitter.com/Angels/status/1386713631207792642?s=19
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Apr 26, 2021 18:02
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Huh, I got snipped in October and there were definitely no lasers involved.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:02
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Yeah I thought they just put a little paperclip on it or something
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Apr 26, 2021 18:03
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Bird in a Blender posted:All this baby talk is a perfect segue into the fact that I’m having a doctor shoot a laser an inch away from my balls tomorrow to make sure I don’t have any more kids. I am very excited. 
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Apr 26, 2021 18:04
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“Do you expect me to stop posting?”
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Apr 26, 2021 18:05
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Yeah mine definitely did not involve lasers but now I want a redo with lasers involved.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:06
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I don't actual know if it's lasers, all I know is the good doctor is making a couple of tiny holes down there and I won't be able to get a lady pregnant again (after a few months).
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Apr 26, 2021 18:10
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Anyone else ever get LASIK? Let me tell you it's a trip being able to smell your own eyeballs burning.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:10
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Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- At the place I just moved I have a fenced in back yard, neighbors do as well. I obviously have Maggie and they have two dogs. Today I'm sitting outside because it's nice and working and I have Maggie with me. The neighbor has their dogs out on their deck, which is high enough to see into our yard as the fence is maybe 5ft tall. The dogs can see Maggie and are barking at her non-stop. I'm able to tone it out and have headphones in and Maggie doesn't care and is just rolling around/laying in the grass in the sun, completely ignoring them. So the neighbor asks me to take her inside so his dogs will stop barking. He says he's never had the issue previous to us moving in and essentially that it's on us to "do the right thing" ...what?
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Apr 26, 2021 18:11
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If you have a laser vasectomy you have to refer to your dick as Cyclops, sorry that's the rules
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Apr 26, 2021 18:11
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LeeMajors posted:Because yokels lose their loving minds finding roundabouts. Yes this. They put in a handful of roundabouts in my hometown several years ago and it was constant bitching. Then they put in a double roundabout that ended up getting a lane closed permanently because people kept crashing into each other in it. The number of people who just completely miss/lack the concept of signaling their exit so traffic can continue to flow baffles me.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:14
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Joey Freshwater posted:Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- Ask the neighbor politely to take his dogs inside because they are causing a ruckus and you've never had this issue prior to moving in and essentially it's on him to "do the right thing" find a way to tell him/her to gently caress off
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Apr 26, 2021 18:14
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Joey Freshwater posted:Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- Heh. So I'm the "other" neighbor in this situation. There is a dog in the other yard that Finn and Molly incessantly bark at whenever he is out. As soon as they start barking at him, I go outside and address it, either by redirecting them to do something else or I bring them inside. There is no way I would ask my neighbor to take their dog inside because my dogs are being assholes lol
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Apr 26, 2021 18:16
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Amy Pole Her posted:Are you okay what happened here Nothing it just happened a few months before I turned 18 so I came really close to joining the military. I had done well on the math portion of the ASVAB so a Navy recruiter was pursuing me hard core for the code breaking division. And then I meet a full grown adult and some how it comes up and they say something like "I was 8 when that happened" and it's weird to me even though, obviously, people in grade school when it happened would be in their late twenties/ early thirties now.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:18
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Bird in a Blender posted:I don't actual know if it's lasers, all I know is the good doctor is making a couple of tiny holes down there and I won't be able to get a lady pregnant again (after a few months). it's actually a light saber
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Apr 26, 2021 18:19
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The idea of telling a neighbor "my dog won't stop barking at yours, I need you to go inside to make him stop" makes me so uncomfortable it causes me physical pain.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:19
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Glad I'm not the crazy one The funnier thing is that when they let them down in the yard they will chase each other up and down the length of the fence for hours if he'd let them. They're friendly dogs and I think it's more of them wanting to play instead of them being assholes. I suggested this to him and he said no so now me and Maggie are still sitting outside in the sun, I guess he took his dogs back in.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:19
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Joey Freshwater posted:Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- Build a bigger better wall to keep the others out.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:21
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:it's actually a light saber If my Dr. walks in looking like this guy, I'm running. 
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Apr 26, 2021 18:21
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Ehud posted:There is no way I would ask my neighbor to take their dog inside because my dogs are being assholes lol  That’s the correct take.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:21
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Zulu just showed me this picture of his lunch and I'm posting it cause I am now very hungry / jealous.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:22
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Blowjob Overtime posted:The idea of telling a neighbor "my dog won't stop barking at yours, I need you to go inside to make him stop" makes me so uncomfortable it causes me physical pain. Yeah I was going through like six different responses in draft and it's this. I hate selfishness so drat much.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:22
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strip out of your clothes and ask him if he's ever been in a storm of fists
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Apr 26, 2021 18:23
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The sandwich was good. Will eat another one tomorrow.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:24
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Joey Freshwater posted:Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- Anytime something like this or something else that a possible neighbor wouldn't like, my response has always been pay my mortgage and I'll do whatever you want. Granted I haven't done anything to have a neighbor be made at me it's just what I would say if it came up.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:26
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 I found Gandalf yesterday
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Apr 26, 2021 18:27
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I've had the MacGyver theme song stuck in my head for the past 24 hours 
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Apr 26, 2021 18:27
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Sibling relationships are definitely a weird beast, especially when your siblings are just assholes. I’m the youngest son, my late brother was the middle child, and my sister is the oldest. He was 5 years older than me and my sister is 7 years older than me, so they were always bigger and stronger than me until I was like halfway through highschool. The dynamic was almost always one day my brother would pick on me or beat me up and my sister would be the good cop and make him back off. Then the next day she would be an rear end in a top hat to me and my brother would defend me. Some days they would both gang up on me and those were the WORST. But it always changed up from day to day so I never knew what I was in for. I still remember the day my sister stopped picking on me, I was minding my own business in my own room and she came in and started flicking me and punching me. I got up and put her rear end in a headlock and slammed her face into the closet door and she dropped like a sack of rocks  Then I promptly ran out of the house to a friend’s because I was still scared of her lol
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Apr 26, 2021 18:28
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ZuluDashOne posted:The sandwich was good. Will eat another one tomorrow. I'm gonna bring a lunch to work tomorrow so your bread and meat wizardry will have no effect!
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Apr 26, 2021 18:29
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seiferguy posted:I've had the MacGyver theme song stuck in my head for the past 24 hours gently caress
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Apr 26, 2021 18:29
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Joey Freshwater posted:Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- What the loving hell? I could maybe, maybe see asking something like that if your dog was also barking or doing something else that was obviously provoking my dogs, but even then I probably wouldn't.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:30
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Skwirl posted:What the loving hell? I could maybe, maybe see asking something like that if your dog was also barking or doing something else that was obviously provoking my dogs, but even then I probably wouldn't. idk I guess he thinks it's a 'he was here first' situation but I guess ultimately he can't do much about it.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:36
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ZuluDashOne posted:Build a bigger better wall to keep the others out. That doesn't help, dogs will catch a sniff or hear the other and it'll set them off. ZuluDashOne posted:The sandwich was good. Will eat another one tomorrow. Post that artisanal sandwich
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Apr 26, 2021 18:42
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Joey Freshwater posted:Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- Your neighbor is a selfish rear end in a top hat and he should gently caress right off into oblivion. The stones on that guy....what the gently caress?
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Apr 26, 2021 18:48
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Joey Freshwater posted:Situation for you guys and how you'd handle- That guy needs to get his dogs' poo poo together. That's filed firmly under "not your problem." My dog is obnoxious to the neighbor dogs through the fence because she wants to play (but one is too old and the other is too small for how she plays) and I am always telling her to cut it out. It's my dog, it's my responsibility to make sure she isn't a nuisance.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:50
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I still think the weirdest neighbor interaction I had was getting a pizza and neighbors across my street came over and asked if they could have the pizza instead, and were annoyed when I said no.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:53
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Vasectomy and LASIK are both things that I want. I never wanted kids and now I am 30 and still have absolutely zero desire for kids, so that will be happening in the future for sure. LASIK on the other hand, I’m sure my vision insurance will probably be like “lol no” because  so I’ll probably just stay with glasses and contacts.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:53
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Its Rinaldo posted:Post that artisanal sandwich Paint Crop Pro posted:Zulu just showed me this picture of his lunch and I'm posting it cause I am now very hungry / jealous. My favorite neighbor interaction so far after moving to Texas was the guy in the apartment across from mine said to the doordash lady "Someone lives there? Been here 6 months and never seen them, thought the unit was empty"
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Apr 26, 2021 18:55
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bobjr posted:I still think the weirdest neighbor interaction I had was getting a pizza and neighbors across my street came over and asked if they could have the pizza instead, and were annoyed when I said no. WHAT I can't even
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Apr 26, 2021 19:00
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ZuluDashOne posted:My favorite neighbor interaction so far after moving to Texas was the guy in the apartment across from mine said to the doordash lady "Someone lives there? Been here 6 months and never seen them, thought the unit was empty" Post tomorrow's artisanal sandwich 
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Apr 26, 2021 19:01
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