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Tibalt posted:Yeast isn't a plant. Can you then turn it into a sandwich?
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Apr 26, 2021 19:04
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How are u posted:Can you then turn it into a sandwich? It's already a deconstructed sandwich in colloidal form. e: furthermore, as we all know, pizza is an open faced sandwich, and therefore 
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Apr 26, 2021 19:06
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ReidRansom posted:
And that is why you are still with us today!
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Apr 26, 2021 19:07
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ReidRansom posted:A friend found a recipe for some sort of chicken-based beer in an old rear end recipe book he had in college. It did not sound good and we did not try to make it. How is this even possible? You can't ferment a chicken. It is still going to have to have some kind of yeast or fruit as a base.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:10
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How are u posted:Can you then turn it into a sandwich? Yes, but I recommend you never try Marmite. 
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Apr 26, 2021 19:12
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:You can't ferment a chicken. Well not with that attitude
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Apr 26, 2021 19:14
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There's a wikipedia entry for it, looks like! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ale Still thankful we didn't try to make it because 1glitch0 posted:And that is why you are still with us today!
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Apr 26, 2021 19:14
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AVeryLargeRadish posted:Grossman has waxed poetic about how the best sex you'll ever have is right after killing someone. The man who has formulated one of the most widely used police training methodologies in the US everyone! Didn't it turn out that he never actually killed anyone? Which, of course, is good, but 
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Apr 26, 2021 19:15
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:How is this even possible? You can't ferment a chicken. It is still going to have to have some kind of yeast or fruit as a base. The closest thing I saw to that was "Apple cider but throw a chicken in the fermentation vat to add some extra yeast nutrients." Still mostly sugar. I don't imagine that would be as useful for beer since wort has more nutrients than juice to start.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:16
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So really it's beer flavored with chicken broth, which is both technically beer and technically non-vegetarian. This is going to become a fixture at right-wing events, isn't it
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Apr 26, 2021 19:17
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ReidRansom posted:There's a wikipedia entry for it, looks like! Okay. That's just normal beer with chicken parts added; not chicken-based beer. Still gross and likely to cause some terrible shits and stomach pains. I don't even know why you would put tiny ground chicken bones in a drink unless you were trying to kill someone.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:17
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I know he's lying. But from an average perspective isn't having 4lbs of meat in a day a cartoonishly ridiculous amount?
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Apr 26, 2021 19:18
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Somehow this is all going to end with Tucker Carlson consuming a pound of raw ground beef on air.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:19
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100% someone send this over to Shapiro
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Apr 26, 2021 19:19
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ReidRansom posted:There's a wikipedia entry for it, looks like! I now realize why people in the old days only lived to 30. They were drinking chicken beer.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:20
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Ither posted:I know he's lying. Yes. Although, you could maybe do it if you were intentionally trying. A huge one-pound sausage for breakfast, a 1-pound burger for lunch, and two 1-pound burgers for dinner. That's about 6,000 calories, though.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:21
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Yeah, not chicken-based, just equally nasty. haveblue posted:So really it's beer flavored with chicken broth, which is both technically beer and technically non-vegetarian. This is going to become a fixture at right-wing events, isn't it Let's hope so, and to hell with all those meddling government health inspectors and their "regulations" too
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Apr 26, 2021 19:21
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Ither posted:I know he's lying. Imagine someone eating 16 Quarter Pounder burgers from McDonald's in a day. Maybe it's possible, but at that point, you're just eating beef to prove a point and not out of any normal love for the meat.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:21
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Ither posted:I know he's lying. It's probably like 4-5k calories
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Apr 26, 2021 19:21
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Ither posted:I know he's lying. it's like more than ten hamburgers
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Apr 26, 2021 19:23
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:How is this even possible? You can't ferment a chicken. It is still going to have to have some kind of yeast or fruit as a base. You can ferment any kind of meat - that's what a sausage is. https://www.meatsandsausages.com/sausage-recipes/fermented/american/chicken No way you can somehow turn that into a beer though, unless you add the meat to the grain-based beer.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:23
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I've made beer butt chicken (shoving a can of beer up a chickens butt and cooking it) but never chicken butt beer.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:24
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Youth Decay posted:You can ferment any kind of meat - that's what a sausage is. you can ferment it but the process will not produce ethanol without a lot of sugars
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Apr 26, 2021 19:24
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Ither posted:But from an average perspective isn't having 4lbs of meat in a day a cartoonishly ridiculous amount? yes, that is between 12-16 average size burgers, or between 4-8 steaks. a comically large steak is the t-bone or porterhouse cut, usually eaten as part of a special celebratory meal - you'd have to eat one of those for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. close to 5k calories alone in meat the more immediate problem, ignoring the fat and calories, is that it would produce deeply uncomfortable bowel movements
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Apr 26, 2021 19:25
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But if you can eat it all in less than 30 minutes, it's free!
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Apr 26, 2021 19:25
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ReidRansom posted:It's already a deconstructed sandwich in colloidal form.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:26
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Okay. That's just normal beer with chicken parts added; not chicken-based beer. I'd accept Townsends as well
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Apr 26, 2021 19:28
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Eric Cantonese posted:Imagine someone eating 16 Quarter Pounder burgers from McDonald's in a day. Yea, I love meat, but 4lbs in a day is way beyond where I'm willing to go.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:29
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Tibalt posted:Yeast isn't a plant. But I can drink it on Fridays during Lent, so it must actually be a fish.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:29
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I'd imagine most folks don't eat 4 pounds of FOOD in a given day, much less meat.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:30
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mobby_6kl posted:Didn't it turn out that he never actually killed anyone? Yeah, he's never actually killed anyone, let alone fired a weapon in combat. Actually going over to look at his wikipedia, someone put in this gem quote:His career includes service in the U.S. Army where he did not ever kill an enemy combatant. Also IIRC his whole "I'm a former Army Ranger!" thing is bunk because while he completed Ranger School (a thing that most combat arms and infantry officers are highly encouraged to do) and was qualified to wear the Ranger tab, he didn't actually serve as a line officer in the Regiment. There is a big difference between attending and completing Ranger school and actually serving in the Rangers. I could be confusing that factoid with someone else who pulled a similar stunt but honestly it tracks with him so I'll roll with it till I'm corrected. Don't even get me started on his bullshit "Killology" field of study  As someone who had to read On Killing for a course (and then later S.L.A. Marshall's work), I really really hate that man. I can't find it but there was a Goon in GiP that summarized Marshall's work really well as "He basically wrote Men Against Fire to force U.S. Military leadership to change their training doctrine from a fuckload of PT and shooting at square targets to silhouette targets, live fire training, and Fire and maneuver tactics" which Grossman took extremely out of context and uses to push his incredibly loving stupid theories "On Killing". The Behind the Bastards episode on him is really worth a listen too. https://www.stitcher.com/show/behind-the-bastards/episode/the-man-who-teaches-our-cops-to-kill-70076786
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Apr 26, 2021 19:35
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:This huge push requiring "plant-based beer"
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Apr 26, 2021 19:36
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ReidRansom posted:There's a wikipedia entry for it, looks like! Powerful post/avatar synergy
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Apr 26, 2021 19:37
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Ither posted:I know he's lying. I feel like it's an absurd amount. I feel like I usually see ground meat packaged in 500g/1 pound amounts. I'll make a taco/nacho thing out of that and it'll last me 3-4 meals. Clogging your arteries to own the libs.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:40
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DARPA posted:Yes, but I recommend you never try Marmite. Is Marmite that bad? I found a recipe that uses Marmite in a gravy and it sounds pretty tasty.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:42
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Is Marmite that bad? I found a recipe that uses Marmite in a gravy and it sounds pretty tasty. Marmite, like any yeast-based food or drink, is an extremely acquired taste. If you drank an IPA as your first ever beer and loved it immediately, then you might like marmite.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:43
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This story sounds like it's just red meat for the Republican base.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:45
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Is Marmite that bad? I found a recipe that uses Marmite in a gravy and it sounds pretty tasty. It is incredibly incredibly salty, like a concentrated soy sauce. Using it as an ingredient in other things is probably the best way to consume it.
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Apr 26, 2021 19:46
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Saxophone posted:I'd imagine most folks don't eat 4 pounds of FOOD in a given day, much less meat. Sir these are the SomethingAwful.com forums
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Ither posted:I know he's lying. I’m a big dude — 6’5”, over 240 lbs, and I can put it away. I eat 8 oz steaks and those are plenty big. A 16 oz is ridiculously large. 4 lbs of beef a day would kill me. That’s roughly 4000 calories just in meat.
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