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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Someone photoshop Varitek's face on Xenia Onatopp's body tia

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

mcmagic posted:

These changes are all stupid gimmicks that don't even come close to getting at the things that suck about baseball. Just a waste of everyone's time.

The things that suck about baseball are austere appeals to tradition and skepticism/hostility toward fun. This is the opposite of that.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

The HRD for tie-breakers is fine in the minors/independent leagues, but I wouldn't want to see it in the majors. I could be persuaded if we went to a point system like hockey were a tie after 9 gets you 1 point, but whoever wins the tiebreaker gets 2 points. I mean what is the HRD, but the baseball equivalent of the hockey shootout?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Salvor_Hardin posted:

The things that suck about baseball are austere appeals to tradition and skepticism/hostility toward fun. This is the opposite of that.

Just leave the cages out there after BP and have the pitcher throw meatballs for nine innings of home run derby then, dingers are fun right? Let's just maximize the fun.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

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Peeking isn't against the rules, right? I feel like the banging scheme has made everyone think sign stealing of any kind is cheating, when it's absolutely not

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/1387118885690740741?s=21
I’m agnostic on the betting thing but it’s hilarious Manfred has to get advice from Adam Silver

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Betting on baseball just makes me think of Bad Lieutenant.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Bird in a Blender posted:

I mean what is the HRD, but the baseball equivalent of the hockey shootout?

Do you hear that sound? It’s every beat writer in the world whispering a reverent “gently caress” under their breath.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

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Dinosaurs! posted:

Do you hear that sound? It’s every beat writer in the world whispering a reverent “gently caress” under their breath.

Wouldn't beat writers love anything that ends the game in a reasonable timeframe? Even the beat writers that are kind of homerish are usually just begging for the game to end by like the 11th (not that I blame them)

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Bird in a Blender posted:

I could be persuaded if we went to a point system like hockey were a tie after 9 gets you 1 point, but whoever wins the tiebreaker gets 2 points.
There’s no need for this kind of point system. End of season standings are ranked by win total. If two teams have the same number of wins, then the team with fewer losses prevails.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

more falafel please posted:

Wouldn't beat writers love anything that ends the game in a reasonable timeframe? Even the beat writers that are kind of homerish are usually just begging for the game to end by like the 11th (not that I blame them)

For sure. That was my thinking in my rush to Mad Libs the joke, but I can see how it would come across as writers being cranks about it.

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

bawfuls posted:

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/1387118885690740741?s=21
I’m agnostic on the betting thing but it’s hilarious Manfred has to get advice from Adam Silver

lol ya okay Manfred I'm sure it's the fan engagement that you are so interested in :rolleyes:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Phillies are only .500?

Starting to think Gabe Kapler wasn't the problem.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
I haven't checked in on Mike Trout this season....

Oh... :stare:

How is he so god drat good.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

This might be a crazy idea, but why don't they just allow ties in the regular season?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
How's that crackdown on foreign substances going?

https://twitter.com/bbletter/status/1387174590498148358

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



TRADE ALERT

https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1387173022428286977?s=20

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

How's that crackdown on foreign substances going?

https://twitter.com/bbletter/status/1387174590498148358

The start of the great Yankee tanking. The Tankee's.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

How the gently caress did Zaidi turn Wandy Peralta into anything?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Salvor_Hardin posted:

The things that suck about baseball are austere appeals to tradition and skepticism/hostility toward fun. This is the opposite of that.

The NHL shootout is a loving abomination and this is worse. Baseball needs less strikeouts and walks and more balls in play. That is all.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Intruder posted:

How's that crackdown on foreign substances going?

https://twitter.com/bbletter/status/1387174590498148358

Lol at this from the replies

https://twitter.com/bwalu10/status/1386431036167532553

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004


lol

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The Yankees are gonna end up trading Gary Sanchez for basically nothing or non tendering him......

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

How the gently caress did Zaidi turn Wandy Peralta into anything?

I mean he kind of got the Wandy Peralta of outfielders in return....so yeah this one is a big ole shrug.

Ambassador of Funk fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Apr 28, 2021

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Tauchman is like an excellent 5th outfielder. He's a very good baserunner too.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Apr 28, 2021

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


The Marlins are the only team in the NL East with a positive run differential (+9).

The Marlins are in 4th place.

:coolfish:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/MLBStats/status/1387169983520722944

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

This might be a crazy idea, but why don't they just allow ties in the regular season?
my guess is some combination of American Exceptionalism and residual trauma from the All Star Game tie

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Higgy has 4 homers and Sanchez has 2 in double the AB's lol

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
baseball should take a page out of cricket's book and have ties and draws imo

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Intruder posted:

How's that crackdown on foreign substances going?

https://twitter.com/bbletter/status/1387174590498148358

At least he's not putting it on his neck

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Mike Tauchman had zero (0) base hits on fastballs down the middle last year. poo poo was baffling

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Intruder posted:

How's that crackdown on foreign substances going?

https://twitter.com/bbletter/status/1387174590498148358

Isn’t that rosin

What am I missing

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


euphronius posted:

Isn’t that rosin

What am I missing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Omg a game I’m watching showed the stadium feed to away announcers and why can’t we just get that

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I don't care if we're putting poo poo on baseballs, everyone puts poo poo on baseballs, and we've gone from 1-6 to 12-11 and I am briefly happy about the Pittsburgh Pirates

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

So SAS is getting bent out of shape about players stunting each other on the field, batters peaking, and dinger derby to win a MiLB game? Is this old man posting station?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/DanHayesMLB/status/1387128479662198793

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Lol

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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Vlad Jr.'s reign shall be beautiful

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