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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Karia posted:

Shares... of the future.

GREAT SCOTT!

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Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

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notwithoutmyanus posted:

If tether literally leverages existing interest bearing sites, they could be compounding far above 20-60% annually on tether. Especially if they are diversifying, if you look at things like curve and yield.fi where hundreds of millions sit, they could be contributors of those pools.

why bother when you can just add a 0 in a database

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



notwithoutmyanus posted:

If tether literally leverages existing interest bearing sites, they could be compounding far above 20-60% annually on tether. Especially if they are diversifying, if you look at things like curve and yield.fi where hundreds of millions sit, they could be contributors of those pools.

Need to add a zero behind that.

Its gone up 10x in market cap in 1 year.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

spunkshui posted:

Need to add a zero behind that.

Its gone up 10x in market cap in 1 year.

you fool, that's because the world's extremely financially savvy billionaires are queueing up round the block to invest their money with Bitfinex, the company that gave all its customers a 36% haircut after being hacked for all their bitscoin

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Andy Dufresne posted:

No, scroll up. Most of it is dollars owed to tether by crypto-adjacent companies they loaned tether to.

The dollars didn't exist in the first place, but they theoretically will if everyone tether loaned out is paid back
Sorry, I know I'm being dense but the whole thing makes even less sense to me now.

Company ABC gets a billion tether issued to them and in return they give Tether a sticky note that says "We owe you a billion dollars". Why would ABC ever do this? The official line is "Tether is used by crypto investors who want to avoid the extreme volatility of other cryptocurrencies while keeping value within the crypto market." So company ABC just put a billion dollar liability on their books for what exactly? There's no expected return since crypto is aligned to the USD.

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


spankmeister posted:

Banks charge negative interest for anything over like 100k.

No they don't, what are you talking about

edit:

InternetJunky posted:

Sorry, I know I'm being dense but the whole thing makes even less sense to me now.

Company ABC gets a billion tether issued to them and in return they give Tether a sticky note that says "We owe you a billion dollars". Why would ABC ever do this?

ABC does this because ABC is generally an exchange that has banking problems and needs a USD lookalike to provide liquidity where there would otherwise be none. Taking a loan in USDT comes at no cost (and actually has potential benefits, since they can then use their USDT pile to buy cryptos off their customers) since the billion dollar liability they put on their books is offset by a "billion dollars" in assets that are the USDTs they just took. From an accounting perspective, taking that loan of USDT has no impact on income (at the time of initial loan, at least).

Blotto_Otter fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Apr 28, 2021

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Blotto_Otter posted:

ABC does this because ABC is generally an exchange that has banking problems and needs a USD lookalike to provide liquidity where there would otherwise be none. Taking a loan in USDT comes at no cost (and actually has potential benefits, since they can then use their USDT pile to buy cryptos off their customers) since the billion dollar liability they put on their books is offset by a "billion dollars" in assets that are the USDTs they just took. From an accounting perspective, taking that loan of USDT has no impact on income (at the time of initial loan, at least).

Ok, so I think the picture is a little clearer for me, but who are the people exchanging bitcoins for tether with ABC? When I look up info on tether I find the following statement: "Tethers cannot be exchanged for U.S. dollars." So if I have a bitcoin, why would I exchange it for tether? Just to make it easier to buy other cryptocurrencies?

The whole thing just feels so off. Like it's such an obvious scam I must not be understanding it correctly.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


InternetJunky posted:

The whole thing just feels so off. Like it's such an obvious scam I must not be understanding it correctly.

Gosh, has it been five minutes already?

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
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InternetJunky posted:


The whole thing just feels so off. Like it's such an obvious scam I must not be understanding it correctly.

No, the quote is roughly, “It can’t be that stupid; you must be explaining it wrong!”

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

InternetJunky posted:

Ok, so I think the picture is a little clearer for me, but who are the people exchanging bitcoins for tether with ABC? When I look up info on tether I find the following statement: "Tethers cannot be exchanged for U.S. dollars." So if I have a bitcoin, why would I exchange it for tether? Just to make it easier to buy other cryptocurrencies?

The whole thing just feels so off. Like it's such an obvious scam I must not be understanding it correctly.

It's like one of those weird multi-store gift cards, but for stores you've never heard of. Anyone sane just sends cash, but for some reason this almost-cash is used in it's place because real money has real rules. Tether is denominated in dollars, but can only be spent on a few shady exchanges. It gives a reasonably stable way to transfer value between bitponzi.cocks, 40xmooncoin.org and bitfinex, mostly to obfuscate organized crime.

The fact that they're printing off Tethers faster than Wiemar Germany printed Deutschmarks is what's giving you that wierd tingly feeling, while still shouting that it's backed with USD!

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


InternetJunky posted:

Ok, so I think the picture is a little clearer for me, but who are the people exchanging bitcoins for tether with ABC? When I look up info on tether I find the following statement: "Tethers cannot be exchanged for U.S. dollars." So if I have a bitcoin, why would I exchange it for tether? Just to make it easier to buy other cryptocurrencies?
Yes. Exchanges that can't get USD bank accounts and thus can't really use USD for buying/selling just use USDT instead and have their customers pretend that they're buying/selling into USD. Enough people are oblivious or indifferent to this dodgy arrangement that it works, and USDT more or less acts as a substitute for real USD on those exchanges. I don't know if this is still the case, but in the past some exchanges (including Bitfinex, parent company of Tether Ltd.) have muddled the situation further (and helped perpetuate the scheme) by denoting prices in "USD" but not clearly disclosing that trades behind the scenes may actually be happening in USDT rather than USD.

edit: To flesh this out a little further - the reason those exchanges can't get USD bank accounts is because they don't comply with American anti-money laundering (AML) and know-your-customer (KYC) regulations that are necessary to keep those banking relationships. USDT is useful to people who want to believe they're conducting trades using USD, but don't want to bother with such pesky annoyances like banking laws and regulations.

To their credit, Tether Ltd. helps the scheme keep going by buying up some USDT as neccessary using USD on the handful of exchanges that had USD banking and also accepted USDT (Kraken was the big one up until now, Coinbase will be the most visible one once they begin USDT trading).They smartly took a page out of the Ponzi scheme playbook and realize that you need to pay out to some customers to help build confidence in your scheme.

InternetJunky posted:

The whole thing just feels so off. Like it's such an obvious scam I must not be understanding it correctly.
Nope, sounds like you've got it. I don't have the link handy, someone else post the jpeg

Blotto_Otter fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Apr 28, 2021

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Gosh, has it been five minutes already?

Sorry if I'm making GBS threads up the thread with these questions, but this is literally the only place on the internet I've found where I can actually get real answers without running into the true believers. My sister has recently gone off the deep end into crypto and I need to arm myself for the arguments that will soon follow as she gambles her entire family's life savings away. If I've learned anything from reading about this on the internet it's that the moment you can't answer one of their questions or you give a wrong answer your entire point is invalidated.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Like I said: everyone will be able to cash out all of their crypto gains for Tether so I don’t see why this is a problem.

They will have plenty of tether to go around and if there isn’t enough they’ll just print more.

I hear they’re doing that already.

Edit: just to be clear I’m being sarcastic and everyone is hosed if enough people want the cash these coins are “worth.”

spunkshui fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Apr 28, 2021

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


InternetJunky posted:

Sorry if I'm making GBS threads up the thread with these questions, but this is literally the only place on the internet I've found where I can actually get real answers without running into the true believers. My sister has recently gone off the deep end into crypto and I need to arm myself for the arguments that will soon follow as she gambles her entire family's life savings away. If I've learned anything from reading about this on the internet it's that the moment you can't answer one of their questions or you give a wrong answer your entire point is invalidated.

Between arguing with cryptocurrency zealots for years and now antivaxxers for the last half-year, it's been my experience that it doesn't matter how well-researched you are and how thoughtfully you engage with someone on a topic if they are engaging with that topic in bad faith. If someone's decided that this is the way they're going to get rich quick, you making Good Counterargument #38 isn't going to matter if the first 37 arguments didn't matter. Rational arguments don't matter when someone is making an irrational decision based on greed and emotion. (What you can try to do is stop her from persuading others around you to follow her down the same dumb path.)

For what it's worth, this page's discussion on Tether has covered fundamental problems that should scare any rational trader or investor away from USDT (and any markets heavily impacted by USDT), and yet the USDT scam continues on anyway. On this page we haven't even gotten to how the New York state AG has proven that Tether willfully lied about their reserve holdings in the past, or how USDTs are obviously an unregistered illegal securities offering and the SEC could drop the hammer if they cared (they don't care). That stuff is important for you to know, but it won't matter for convincing someone that this is a scam if they haven't been convinced already that it's a scam by the simple observation that sane investors just would not hand over $50b of actual cash in exchange for extremely-dodgy IOUs that provide no additional utility other than evading money laundering laws and regulations.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Blotto_Otter posted:

Extremely-dodgy IOUs that provide no additional utility other than evading money laundering laws and regulations.

That's the entire point of tether though?

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


Methylethylaldehyde posted:

That's the entire point of tether though?

Yes, and if that fact alone is not enough to get someone to realize Tether is a bad idea that should be avoided, then what’s the point of arguing with them about reserves and audits and securities laws and complicated poo poo like that?

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Methylethylaldehyde posted:

That's the entire point of tether though?

Naa, you can print it and then buy bitcoin to force/keep the price up to prevent people from panic selling.

Stanley Pain
Jun 16, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

spunkshui posted:

Naa, you can print it and then buy bitcoin to force/keep the price up to prevent people from panic selling.

how many butts deep are we now?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


InternetJunky posted:

Sorry if I'm making GBS threads up the thread with these questions, but this is literally the only place on the internet I've found where I can actually get real answers without running into the true believers. My sister has recently gone off the deep end into crypto and I need to arm myself for the arguments that will soon follow as she gambles her entire family's life savings away. If I've learned anything from reading about this on the internet it's that the moment you can't answer one of their questions or you give a wrong answer your entire point is invalidated.

Lol, it's all good, it's just that what you said is a running joke, almost verbatim, because so many come into the thread going "that can't be right, I must not be understanding it / explaining it wrong".

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

It's funny how people "cash out" their cryptocurrencies. Like, cryptocurrencies are supposed to be cash, lol. You don't "cash out" your euros

Ofc they call them 'crypto' because these stupid things are actually not currencies and are instead ~something else~ which means Ponzi nonsense.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Blotto_Otter posted:

Between arguing with cryptocurrency zealots for years and now antivaxxers for the last half-year, it's been my experience that it doesn't matter how well-researched you are and how thoughtfully you engage with someone on a topic if they are engaging with that topic in bad faith. If someone's decided that this is the way they're going to get rich quick, you making Good Counterargument #38 isn't going to matter if the first 37 arguments didn't matter. Rational arguments don't matter when someone is making an irrational decision based on greed and emotion. (What you can try to do is stop her from persuading others around you to follow her down the same dumb path.)

Yeah, the old adage is "you can't reason someone out of something they didn't reason themself into."

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Stanley Pain posted:

how many butts deep are we now?

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/tether/

Click market cap.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

$50bn? man the feds/trustees are gonna have a hell of a time trying to clawback all that money when the thing implodes

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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jokes posted:

$50bn? man the feds/trustees are gonna have a hell of a time trying to clawback all that money when the thing implodes
Don't worry; funds are safe.

the last signal...
Apr 16, 2009

jokes posted:

It's funny how people "cash out" their cryptocurrencies. Like, cryptocurrencies are supposed to be cash, lol. You don't "cash out" your euros

Ofc they call them 'crypto' because these stupid things are actually not currencies and are instead ~something else~ which means Ponzi nonsense.

no it was never intended to be a currency don't get so hung up on that, it's clearly a 'store of value'

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...
I think I'm cynical about the broken state of modern institutions, but even I would have thought after you print $50 Billion: Treasury officers would kick down your door and disappear you. If there is one role left the state manages to still play, it is to defend capital.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Desiderata posted:

I think I'm cynical about the broken state of modern institutions, but even I would have thought after you print $50 Billion: Treasury officers would kick down your door and disappear you. If there is one role left the state manages to still play, it is to defend capital.
Consider who was in charge of the Treasury Department at the time. It isn't like these guys are all plugged into the Frankenstein computer gangster god network in practical, day-week-month operational terms, even if they may have the same ultimate broad aims

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Blotto_Otter posted:

Between arguing with cryptocurrency zealots for years and now antivaxxers for the last half-year, it's been my experience that it doesn't matter how well-researched you are and how thoughtfully you engage with someone on a topic if they are engaging with that topic in bad faith. If someone's decided that this is the way they're going to get rich quick, you making Good Counterargument #38 isn't going to matter if the first 37 arguments didn't matter. Rational arguments don't matter when someone is making an irrational decision based on greed and emotion. (What you can try to do is stop her from persuading others around you to follow her down the same dumb path.)
I know that's what's in store for me once I start to argue with her about it, and I know I won't be changing her mind, but even if there's a fractional chance I could convince her I'd like to make sure I give it my best shot. The problem is that somehow she fell in with the personalfinance crowd on reddit and she made a bunch of money on GME, so now those reddit people "really know what they are talking about".

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


InternetJunky posted:

I know that's what's in store for me once I start to argue with her about it, and I know I won't be changing her mind, but even if there's a fractional chance I could convince her I'd like to make sure I give it my best shot. The problem is that somehow she fell in with the personalfinance crowd on reddit and she made a bunch of money on GME, so now those reddit people "really know what they are talking about".

It's gambling. Just because she won once doesn't mean she'll win again. In fact, odds are she'll lose.

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


InternetJunky posted:

I know that's what's in store for me once I start to argue with her about it, and I know I won't be changing her mind, but even if there's a fractional chance I could convince her I'd like to make sure I give it my best shot. The problem is that somehow she fell in with the personalfinance crowd on reddit and she made a bunch of money on GME, so now those reddit people "really know what they are talking about".

The trouble with crypto is the same as with casinos, and it's that it is possible for a person to make money. Once someone's gotten a taste of winning that money, good luck convincing them that it was largely a matter of luck and timing and that it all ends the same way unless they walk away while they're ahead.

Nessus posted:

Consider who was in charge of the Treasury Department at the time. It isn't like these guys are all plugged into the Frankenstein computer gangster god network in practical, day-week-month operational terms, even if they may have the same ultimate broad aims

The feds have never been great at timely enforcement actions involving white-collar crime, and the thing that speeds it up is headlines about people with money losing that money, which hasn't happened yet with Tether. It didn't help that Tether also happened to rise to prominence during the four years where the federal government was run by people who hated the very concept of a functional and competent federal government. There's about a half-dozen federal agencies that should be personally offended by the existence of Tether, maybe between a new administration and a newly-public Coinbase serving themselves up as an offramp for a bunch of definitely-not-suspicious USDT-holders we'll see them finally decide to take some interest. But at this point, I won't be shocked if the feds don't do anything until after the bubble pops and people actually get burned. (Daily reminder that Harry Markopolous called the SEC bunches of times about Madoff from 2000 onward, and they didn't do squat until after his own sons turned him in late 2008 once the scheme started falling apart because of the financial crisis.)

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
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the last signal... posted:

no it was never intended to be a currency don't get so hung up on that, it's clearly a 'store of value'

“value” lol

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

DerekSmartymans posted:

“value” lol

I'd call them digital FunkoPop, but apparently Funko has already climbed aboard the NFT train.

https://investor.funko.com/news-and...er/default.aspx

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

the last signal... posted:

no it was never intended to be a currency don't get so hung up on that, it's clearly a 'store of value'

This is one I've seen come up a bunch. My question is "what is the difference between currency and store of value," and I mean that in both the "what do they claim it is" and "what is the difference as defined by someone who isn't huffing their own farts." I am assuming that the real answer is "there isn't, this is rhetorical sleight of hand because shitcoins are a scam top to bottom," but still.

Blotto_Otter posted:

The feds have never been great at timely enforcement actions involving white-collar crime, and the thing that speeds it up is headlines about people with money losing that money, which hasn't happened yet with Tether. It didn't help that Tether also happened to rise to prominence during the four years where the federal government was run by people who hated the very concept of a functional and competent federal government. There's about a half-dozen federal agencies that should be personally offended by the existence of Tether, maybe between a new administration and a newly-public Coinbase serving themselves up as an offramp for a bunch of definitely-not-suspicious USDT-holders we'll see them finally decide to take some interest. But at this point, I won't be shocked if the feds don't do anything until after the bubble pops and people actually get burned. (Daily reminder that Harry Markopolous called the SEC bunches of times about Madoff from 2000 onward, and they didn't do squat until after his own sons turned him in late 2008 once the scheme started falling apart because of the financial crisis.)

While I think that trying to put out the fires of the last four years is a major priority in the White House right now, including dealing with the plague that was supposed to miraculously drop from fifteen cases to zero last year which then went on to kill more Americans than World War Two, but financial bullshit does tend to be "we'll get around to it" until it affects rich motherfuckers, who have the pull to grab relevant people by the scruff of the neck and say "you will get around to it right now."

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

MechaCrash posted:

This is one I've seen come up a bunch. My question is "what is the difference between currency and store of value," and I mean that in both the "what do they claim it is" and "what is the difference as defined by someone who isn't huffing their own farts." I am assuming that the real answer is "there isn't, this is rhetorical sleight of hand because shitcoins are a scam top to bottom," but still.

A currency is generally accepted and can be exchanged for goods and services. A "store of value" cannot be exchanged for goods and services without first exchanging it for a currency.

That's the best I've ever been able to get out of one of these shitcoiners. How it "stores value" when it's a worthless bunch of numbers that nobody with real products wants is an exercise left to the reader.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

spankmeister posted:

Banks charge negative interest for anything over like 100k. You would have to invest to get any return or you're losing money.



First sentence, wrong. Second sentence, possibly true if bank interest is less than inflation.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Blotto_Otter posted:


Nope, sounds like you've got it. I don't have the link handy, someone else post the jpeg

here we gooooo

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Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

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Flowers for QAnon posted:

First sentence, wrong. Second sentence, possibly true if bank interest is less than inflation.

I actually made quite a bit of money while looking for a house by bouncing my down payment between online savings accounts for their minimum balance bonuses. One of them paid over 4% annualized on a 6 figure deposit when taking the bonus into account. Not quite S&P 500 money, but it was completely risk free.

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


MechaCrash posted:

This is one I've seen come up a bunch. My question is "what is the difference between currency and store of value," and I mean that in both the "what do they claim it is" and "what is the difference as defined by someone who isn't huffing their own farts." I am assuming that the real answer is "there isn't, this is rhetorical sleight of hand because shitcoins are a scam top to bottom," but still.

If were to attempt a good faith answer, I think the difference would be that "currency" implies a good medium for denominating and transmitting value (i.e., something you canuse to denominate prices and conduct financial transactions with because it's easy to transfer and widely accepted as payment, not necessarily something you want to hold because it will appreciate in value), whereas "store of value" implies a good asset for retaining value (i.e., something that will reliably hold its value or appreciate over time, but not necessarily something that is easily transferrable and suitable for conducting financial transactions). "Store of value" became a fallback rationalization for bitcoin once it started to become apparent it was never going to function as something akin to digital cash, and personally I think it's a coward's term and I wish they'd be more upfront and just say "digital gold" instead.

But none of this poo poo is argued in good faith by bitcoin true believers. Trying to pin down what someone means by those terms (and whether bitcoin actually succeeds at one or the other) often just leads to a bunch of rhetorical tricks meant to have you talking in circles.

divabot posted:

here we gooooo



:bitcoin:

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

divabot posted:

here we gooooo



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MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

Blotto_Otter posted:

If were to attempt a good faith answer, I think the difference would be that "currency" implies a good medium for denominating and transmitting value (i.e., something you canuse to denominate prices and conduct financial transactions with because it's easy to transfer and widely accepted as payment, not necessarily something you want to hold because it will appreciate in value), whereas "store of value" implies a good asset for retaining value (i.e., something that will reliably hold its value or appreciate over time, but not necessarily something that is easily transferrable and suitable for conducting financial transactions).

This is a good answer, thanks. As has been noted elsewhere (including your own answer!), trying to get answers about this kind of thing is tricky, because it can be meant in the "what do they claim it means" sense and "what does it actually mean" sense, and the "actually means" is usually bullshit piled on horseshit under a layer of brickdust and horsefeathers held together with applesauce, all coated in a generous layer of snake oil.

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