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JonathonSpectre posted:This is some seriously stupid bullshit. No one could possibly loving want to eat this compared to an actual, you know, cooked pizza. It reminds me of that vid with the child insisting an onion is an apple, even as they bite into it and it becomes clear it is not, the child doubles down and continues to pretend to enjoy it. that was the former prime minister of australia
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Nosfereefer posted:that was the former prime minister of australia An honest mistake.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 14:32 |
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Truth: the cold cheese on top of the pizza is put there in lots of Midwest and Northeast state pizza places because when drunk college students come in on the weekend and get a slice after clubbing, they would burn the roof of their mouth on hot reheated pizza slices, so they put that cheese on top to prevent that.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 14:42 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Truth: the cold cheese on top of the pizza is put there in lots of Midwest and Northeast state pizza places because when drunk college students come in on the weekend and get a slice after clubbing, they would burn the roof of their mouth on hot reheated pizza slices, so they put that cheese on top to prevent that. What. This is some actual irl snowflake bullshit, learn to eat ameridumbs
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 14:52 |
if you're drunk enough you won't notice you burned your mouth until you wake up the next day. get in there cheese-ailures.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 14:54 |
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if you're at a buffet a dumb pizza trick is to get a slice and put some cottage cheese on top it's not awful
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:01 |
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Outrail posted:What. This is some actual irl snowflake bullshit, learn to eat ameridumbs Timestamp: 17:30 onwards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQXYWxZCPqA
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:23 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Bell pepper on pizza is just like why? Capsaicin free peppers are a passable substitute for mildly spicy ones.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:38 |
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Red, maybe, green, never.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:44 |
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no pix but i was very high last night and ended up undercooking a frozen pizza by 10 minutes. i did not realize this when the pizza was the wrong color, however, i realized it when i took a bite of what i thought was a long strand of cheese and it was actually straight up uncooked dough.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:58 |
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Did you go back and continue cooking it or just roll with it?
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:00 |
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If you burn the roof of your mouth numerous times while eating pizza, you're probably a fatty. I saw my friend constantly struggling to eat pizza furiously while my other friend and I were just like "Slow down dude. The pizza isn't going anywhere." Here's a tip. Wait a couple of minutes. The pizza magically cools down.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:05 |
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I wrapped it in foil, having decided I wasn't really that hungry, and then I went to bed. it's sitting on my stove right now, waiting for me I'm gonna pass on eating the half cooked pizza cold and throw it back in the oven for lunch
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:06 |
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Congrats on throwing a bacteria equivalent of spring break
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:13 |
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listen if i haven't gotten sick from any of my previous hundreds of questionable fuckups i probably wont get sick from this one
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:20 |
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Edit: I was a page or 2 behind so what I said won't make sense.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 17:24 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:If you burn the roof of your mouth numerous times while eating pizza, you're probably a fatty. I saw my friend constantly struggling to eat pizza furiously while my other friend and I were just like "Slow down dude. The pizza isn't going anywhere." Don't pretend like you've never been too drunk for common sense and understanding the passage of time!
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 17:31 |
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I do enjoy sneaking a few bits of cheese while grating it for pizza, the texture and freshly released flavor just when it's shredded is divine, especially with a good quality mozza (though edam and gouda are underrated pizza cheeses imo). I can see that kinda working but that is definitely a stoned move as opposed to a legitimate "style" of pizza- no way the commercial cheese is going to be good in that presentation (imagine eating cold Provel ). And cold pepperoni? Lol gently caress off
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 17:41 |
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https://i.imgur.com/WiYf8iV.mp4
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 19:20 |
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steinrokkan posted:There's a particular place that is "famous" for the cold cheese shtick, and comes up semi-regularly as a result. You are probably thinking about that.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 20:11 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Don't pretend like you've never been too drunk for common sense and understanding the passage of time!
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 21:51 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Truth: the cold cheese on top of the pizza is put there in lots of Midwest and Northeast state pizza places because when drunk college students come in on the weekend and get a slice after clubbing, they would burn the roof of their mouth on hot reheated pizza slices, so they put that cheese on top to prevent that. I refuse to believe this explanation
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 22:30 |
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I don’t think it’s true either. The simplest explanation is that it’s a dumb thing done by dumb Midwesterners or whatever you call people from Ohio.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 23:32 |
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Not like there's much else to do in Ohio.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 23:33 |
https://twitter.com/dj_big_naturals/status/1387451279262113793?s=20
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 23:58 |
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https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1387495653824253955
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 00:03 |
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70s Dinner Party seems like a top tier twitter account.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:70s Dinner Party seems like a top tier twitter account. everything they post is anti food porn. the 70s were a profoundly hideous decade in most ways.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 00:07 |
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How are you doing by the way? I always remember your stories about drinking too much and hope you're doing well and living healthy and exercising and also thanks again for the avatar!!! Dear Watson posted:I refuse to believe this explanation Check the video I posted this page bro
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 00:18 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:How are you doing by the way? I always remember your stories about drinking too much and hope you're doing well and living healthy and exercising and also thanks again for the avatar!!! Not sure what you mean about the avatar. I didn't get it for you. But I would have! It's nice! I'm not doing great. It's been a few days since I drank at least which is good and I'm actively working on it by attending 1-3 phone meetings a day with VA programs.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:41 |
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JonathonSpectre posted:This is some seriously stupid bullshit. No one could possibly loving want to eat this compared to an actual, you know, cooked pizza. It reminds me of that vid with the child insisting an onion is an apple, even as they bite into it and it becomes clear it is not, the child doubles down and continues to pretend to enjoy it. Sometimes I throw a slice of cheese on top of a cheese pizza slice for that extra cheese and also so that it does not burn the top of my mouth.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:49 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:If you burn the roof of your mouth numerous times while eating pizza, you're probably a fatty. Oh yeah baby.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:51 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:
I hate your video and I hate that pizza man and I hate the people who couldn’t wait 5 minutes for a pizza to cool down that led to the creation of cold Cheese pizza abomination
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:55 |
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i no longer care for mario
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 03:19 |
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I told myself, "Mario, take it easy"...
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:04 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Not sure what you mean about the avatar. I didn't get it for you. But I would have! It's nice! I SWEAR you bought the original ghost-less version of this avatar because I mentioned it in some avatar thread, anyhoo Yeah man it's all good to just phone in to poo poo and get paid, that's what I do all day. Just gotta avoid the booze store, ya know? Like just don't drive there, don't buy anything. Easier said that done but yeah. I just started going back to the gym after like 6 months of eating pizza every single day and I'm already back in top form. You can do it to man, I believe in you and you are not forgotten!! Every time I see you post I wish you the best!!
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:26 |
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meltdowns over unmelted cheese itt
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:48 |
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Hahahaha
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 08:04 |
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napalm pizza is a real danger tbh
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# ? May 28, 2024 08:26 |
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I choose to imagine when the pizza gets delivered to you, you open the box and it is somehow still on fire.
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