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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sheamus has been doing the US open challenge since Wrestlemania

His only opponent has been Humberto




twice



"WHY DOESNT THIS WORK LIKE IT DID WITH CENA!?!?"

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
don't forget that his open challenge both RAWs were not for the title. And he still hasn't had a match with Humberto. Sheamus attacked him for coming out last week and this week Humerto attacked him in the ring.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Somebody better close that challenge, the heat will get out

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Digital Jedi posted:

don't forget that his open challenge both RAWs were not for the title. And he still hasn't had a match with Humberto. Sheamus attacked him for coming out last week and this week Humerto attacked him in the ring.

Long term story-telling.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

DarkstarIV posted:

What is one more problematic person in NXT at this point?

https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/1387220895526236160?s=19

Congrats to NXT for signing goatse

A talking coyote
Jan 14, 2020

Hands are the wrong way for that, this means WWE takes place inside the goatman from now on.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

A talking coyote posted:

Hands are the wrong way for that, this means WWE takes place inside the goatman from now on.

Makes sense, it's poo poo.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Rarity posted:

Congrats to NXT for signing goatse

Kirk is younger than HHH, he can still go

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
If Sheamus was having big meaty hoss offs against mid carders from all shows that go like 20 mins and he barely wins by a hair each time this'd actually get over. Maybe instead of taking on the Main Event roster from a minute he could like be tearing it up and slapping meat with Bronson Reed or Tony Nese or something. Basically a TNT title that actually uses wwe's bajillion man roster.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The vignette makes it clear that it's a goatse-themed version of QT's Factory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djcdWPh0MmY

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

flashy_mcflash posted:

The vignette makes it clear that it's a goatse-themed version of QT's Factory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djcdWPh0MmY

Weird of them to admit UFC is cooler than WWE.

I hope The Diamond Mine is the second NXT show.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

flashy_mcflash posted:

The vignette makes it clear that it's a goatse-themed version of QT's Factory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djcdWPh0MmY

Raw Underground is back, baby!!!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's going to be Grimes and a bad Reddit Diamond Hands thing.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I was just shmucking around through Youtube, I found this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKHUP8uQ1no

I think I found my new favorite fan reaction at 2:56. Even better than Daniel Bryan Brock Lesnar guy.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Dexter walking after Indy was kinda skeezy until she said "YOU TALK TOO MUCH"

I know its a lovely Silent Bob joke but I snorted.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

MJeff posted:

I was just shmucking around through Youtube, I found this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKHUP8uQ1no

I think I found my new favorite fan reaction at 2:56. Even better than Daniel Bryan Brock Lesnar guy.

https://i.imgur.com/2z05Dre.mp4

There's actually a lot to unpack in this short gif here.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

MJeff posted:

I was just shmucking around through Youtube, I found this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKHUP8uQ1no

I think I found my new favorite fan reaction at 2:56. Even better than Daniel Bryan Brock Lesnar guy.

k nothing on this list should be from the thunderdome.

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Apr 28, 2021

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

MJeff posted:

I was just shmucking around through Youtube, I found this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKHUP8uQ1no

I think I found my new favorite fan reaction at 2:56. Even better than Daniel Bryan Brock Lesnar guy.

Good lord some of these remind me why I don't watch any more. Orton winning the belt for legitimately no reason, they just put it back on Drew. Wyatt's awful run. Drew's second one in the Thunderdome? Come on. Brock burying Kofi? gently caress off.

Jinder did make me laugh though. Especially at 8:26 where they just pan to a fan openly laughing at it. And AJ winning it from Jinder is a legitimate highlight. At least the top 3 is good.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sheamus pinning Roman in the confetti not being top 3 is a shame.


Hill I'm willing to die on, Roman vs Sheamus at TLC was a great match and the crowd booing it are a bunch of loving sheep.

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Apr 28, 2021

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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So is Edge just out again or has he been on tv since WM and I’m just unaware?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

oldpainless posted:

So is Edge just out again or has he been on tv since WM and I’m just unaware?


even people who won at wrestlemania are on hiatus. I guess cause Wrestlemania Backlash cant be 8 hours long so gotta chillax on half the roster til money in the bank.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Kross went to the UFC 15000 mask-less event so it's probably best geriatrics like Edge stay away a bit.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Blaise330 posted:

Sheamus pinning Roman in the confetti not being top 3 is a shame.


Hill I'm willing to die on, Roman vs Sheamus at TLC was a great match and the crowd booing it are a bunch of loving sheep.

roman crying in confetti is the only thing i remember about that match but on that alone im willing to give it six stars

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Here's a small list of title changes that DIDN'T make it into that video btw:
- Punk starting his 434 day reign at Survivor Series in MSG
- Bryan beating Cena at SummerSlam
- Ambrose's cash-in

I mean you can guess why the last one isn't there, but still, Brock squashing Kofi, Jinder getting in there and a bunch of ThunderDome title changes? Come on. :lol:

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


money in the bank 2011 being #11 low key made me laugh too tbh

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1387259525040943104

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

These freaks' obsession over sex trafficking in everything, everywhere is...well, it's probably not quite "every accusation a confession," but it sure does set off a lot of alarm bells.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

what a loon

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol gently caress this guy so much

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

D.N. Nation posted:

These freaks' obsession over sex trafficking in everything, everywhere is...well, it's probably not quite "every accusation a confession," but it sure does set off a lot of alarm bells.

It’s a confession for a lot of them but it’s primarily them co-opting a common sense issue for their bullshit theories so people who oppose them look like they’re FOR human trafficking.

It’s the kind of thing you think will work if you’re an extremely stupid person.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Parents were both Charles Manson (long story)
Wore a bath robe to school every day
Had the words "i am a sex trafficked child" instead of a mouth

sportsgenius86 posted:

It’s a confession for a lot of them but it’s primarily them co-opting a common sense issue for their bullshit theories so people who oppose them look like they’re FOR human trafficking.

It’s the kind of thing you think will work if you’re an extremely stupid person.

Same kind of reason that anti-abortion is called pro-life.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

doesnt seem smart to skype in from the office wearing company apparel to call people kid fuckers but i suppose i'm not drake weuertz

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Drake seems like he would con some couple into letting him marry their 15 year old daughter because Jesus told him he had to or something.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

D.N. Nation posted:

These freaks' obsession over sex trafficking in everything, everywhere is...well, it's probably not quite "every accusation a confession," but it sure does set off a lot of alarm bells.

Naw you’re right look at Wuertz friend Matt Morgan’s connection to sex trafficker Matt Gaetz. It’s all projection.

Also this has gone beyond “mildly worrying” and/or “that’s so WWE.” Wuertz is clearly unhinged with no tether to reality. This doesn’t end well unless he’s gone and banned from associating with the company. Of course that doesn’t happen because he has a ton of support in his beliefs from management and talent Lolol.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I would have assumed he was crying because he was in the WWE PC.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Blaise330 posted:

Hill I'm willing to die on, Roman vs Sheamus at TLC was a great match and the crowd booing it are a bunch of loving sheep.

It kicked rear end and you are right to die on its hill

by the end of the match they actually got the crowd behind roman, which in 2015 was a goddamn feat

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Andrade announced his first post-WWE match



yikes

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Not like this :negative:

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
...c'mon, man.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I can't believe his first post-WWE match will be at a penitentiary

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