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If all you need is someone to make all the worst decisions possible, i am available.
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Apr 30, 2021 21:00
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https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1388196064063279110
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Apr 30, 2021 21:05
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Mauser posted:If all you need is someone to make all the worst decisions possible, i am available. See, the thing is, the decision to hire you would be the worst possible decision, so whoever made that decision would actually be the better choice. Could God make a decision so bad even He couldn't top it?
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Apr 30, 2021 21:07
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Apr 30, 2021 22:12
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Apr 30, 2021 23:28
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Apr 30, 2021 23:42
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Developers confused about why the algorithm does under an hour of work a week but claims to do 60 hours a week.
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Apr 30, 2021 23:46
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Apr 30, 2021 23:55
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Thomamelas posted:Developers confused about why the algorithm does under an hour of work a week but claims to do 60 hours a week. They spend months trying to fix it and give up after they decide that it must be that CEOs are so valuable they can't be replaced by a robot
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May 1, 2021 00:14
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May 1, 2021 00:24
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Please don't sleep on this, it's amazing.
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May 1, 2021 00:53
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Y'know, when Biden said he was standing behind the transgender community a couple days ago I thought it would just be an empty platitude, but if Joe Biden's got a comprehensive plan to take my meat then sign me the hell up.
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May 1, 2021 01:22
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Karia posted:if Joe Biden's got a comprehensive plan to take my meat then sign me the hell up. +1 https://twitter.com/Worthikids/status/1388259968789487620 We got a Nick Lutsko piece and new Worthikids in the same week, because in the midst of the universe's unthinking cruelty, there is also kindness.
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May 1, 2021 01:25
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Dude really said (((the judge))) and thinks everyone else is the rear end in a top hat besides him.
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May 1, 2021 02:47
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May 1, 2021 02:49
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Karia posted:Y'know, when Biden said he was standing behind the transgender community a couple days ago I thought it would just be an empty platitude, but if Joe Biden's got a comprehensive plan to take my meat then sign me the hell up. Given that its Joe "gropey" Biden, he's probably gonna want to touch it before he takes it... 
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May 1, 2021 03:09
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May 1, 2021 04:19
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I don't get it. This tweet looks completely normal.
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May 1, 2021 04:24
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I loving hate that I get this.
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May 1, 2021 04:27
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Skwirl posted:I loving hate that I get this. I hate that I get this and I hate that people still think this is worth doing.
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May 1, 2021 04:29
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Flatten the curve
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May 1, 2021 04:29
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consensual poster posted:I hate that I get this and I hate that people still think this is worth doing. Have you tried moving past it and healing?
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May 1, 2021 04:38
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consensual poster posted:I hate that I get this and I hate that people still think this is worth doing. Is anything worth doing?
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May 1, 2021 04:39
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May 1, 2021 05:49
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May 1, 2021 05:51
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catgirlgenius posted:+1 Wait this says animated in Blender but is clearly a perfect 1960s style stop motion animation. This motherfucker faked all the trademarks of hand animated puppetry in CG utterly convincingly?!!!
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May 1, 2021 08:13
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The monkey finger curls, we are now ruled by billionaire robot CEOs.
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May 1, 2021 08:34
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Fister Roboto posted:The monkey finger curls, we are now ruled by billionaire robot CEOs. We basically have been for a few years now.
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May 1, 2021 09:00
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feedmyleg posted:We basically have been for a few years now.
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May 1, 2021 11:31
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May 1, 2021 13:21
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I know those are all words but I don't know what they mean.
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May 1, 2021 13:41
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:Wait this says animated in Blender but is clearly a perfect 1960s style stop motion animation. This motherfucker faked all the trademarks of hand animated puppetry in CG utterly convincingly?!!! The Lego movies are all CG but went as far as adding visible finger prints on the characters to simulate stop motion
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May 1, 2021 14:40
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May 1, 2021 14:45
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:Wait this says animated in Blender but is clearly a perfect 1960s style stop motion animation. This motherfucker faked all the trademarks of hand animated puppetry in CG utterly convincingly?!!! Ian "Worthikids" Worthington has been developing a custom workflow/pipeline for impersonating Rankin-Bass stop motion in Blender for years. He's also got some really impressive toon shaders/workflow for feigning 2D animation too. Please watch everything he's ever made.
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May 1, 2021 14:53
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Humphreys posted:I know those are all words but I don't know what they mean. The collapse of Western civilization is nigh.
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May 1, 2021 15:25
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https://twitter.com/TheWTFNation/status/1388335822143959040 https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1387133370589540352 https://twitter.com/dontsmileattee/status/1387429361280851972
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May 1, 2021 15:35
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Super Waffle posted:The Lego movies are all CG but went as far as adding visible finger prints on the characters to simulate stop motion And astronaut Benny has a split chin strap on his helmet because it’s thin and would likely break easily on the toys.
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