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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Communist Thoughts posted:

But do you think the centrist vote is smaller than the left vote?
I think it'd be very difficult to make that claim about the UK.
Those numbers don't really represent anything regarding this imo

yeah, demonstrably. Only deeply weird people think of "centrist" politics as anything but a slur to avoid. It's an incredibly stupid and longstanding confusion of the idea that your average voter doesn't have an easily identifiable political slant - centrists think this means don't take any firm position, but the reality is the average voter wants workplace communism but not for foreigns unless they're the good ones and the bad ones need to be hung with all the sex criminals by lazy teenagers doing mandatory community service. The average voter wants completely contradictory extremes and works from there based on intuition. The centrist wants no extremes, so as not to contradict any of these views. This is why centrism lost 4m votes after Blair 97 and has never shown any signs of regaining them, just losing people over and over.

Centrism is a deeply stupid ideology that has a track record of pissing everyone off and destabilising every country it infects, before inevitably being ousted by the first party allowed to voice popular convictions, which is weirdly never the workplace communism lot.

V. Illych L. posted:

"the centre ground" shifts about. it's different places.

"Centrism" is not an ideology about adopting the centre ground of the overton window. It is completely unrelated to this. It's about saying "change nothing, but maybe better" and never understanding why this is uninspiring.

So Blair 97 is a win for Thatcherism, for Neoliberalism, for a lot of things. But he actually said and did things that went against the grain, and was one of the few people to know how to weaponise focus groups and not just blindly nod along to them. Blair 01 and the LP onwards are about "Please never offend anyone, we built a school and war is complicated"

Spangly A has issued a correction as of 17:20 on Apr 30, 2021

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Vlonald Prump posted:

Idk what it is but every pic I see of Keirth he looks like he's about to cry stern tears of rage or something

It's like that look of vague disgust you always see on Tucker Carlson's mug

Yeah I always assumed it was cause he didn't agree with Corbyn back when he was "working for" Corbyn

But nah he just looks like that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Vlonald Prump posted:

Idk what it is but every pic I see of Keirth he looks like he's about to cry stern tears of rage or something

It's like that look of vague disgust you always see on Tucker Carlson's mug

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1388164258878435328?s=20

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



*checks to see if thats really a real account*

*looks down at the date to check its recent*

...

*repeat*

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Vlonald Prump posted:

Idk what it is but every pic I see of Keirth he looks like he's about to cry stern tears of rage or something

It's like that look of vague disgust you always see on Tucker Carlson's mug

Thanks Google autocorrect!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Thanks Google autocorrect!



he's pushing his head forward in the left one to give himself a stronger jaw line isn't he

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Vlonald Prump posted:

Idk what it is but every pic I see of Keirth he looks like he's about to cry stern tears of rage or something

It's like that look of vague disgust you always see on Tucker Carlson's mug

I always associated the look with a dog listening to human speech.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

He's gone from just sounding like Alan Partridge to actually being Alan Partridge

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


genericnick posted:

I always associated the look with a dog listening to human speech.


its perfect

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/brendanhughes64/status/1388095723581984769

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Jose posted:

the phrase red wall loving sucks lol it got invented in 2019 and politicians and the press pretended like it had always been a thing

yeah it rules, tory PR basically came up with it then all the sycophant Brexit Whisperers took it up and never stop using it and somehow it's now a Useful Term lmao

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


literally leaving himself open to the right

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

MikeCrotch posted:


Still convinced Dodds will get the sack after a reshuffle

Dodds looks exactly like what she is: a softly spoken academic who should be teaching undergrads but has somehow found herself shadow chancellor by mistake.


Jose posted:

its bizarre that people think rachel reeves is any good lol

But also this.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Pistol_Pete posted:

Dodds looks exactly like what she is: a softly spoken academic who should be teaching undergrads but has somehow found herself shadow chancellor by mistake.

I should have seen it coming but was astounded when it came out that her being shadow chancellor was supposed to be throwing a bone to the left

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
We are all doomed.

https://twitter.com/SaltyDuchess/status/1388107186182709253

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Well, she's not entirely wrong

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

She's right

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I wouldn't say boris johnson is positive but the other points are all correct.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/aaronbastani/status/1388163331341660166?s=21

https://twitter.com/leftiestats/status/1381968214582693898?s=21

https://twitter.com/starmerism/status/1388189260218503173?s=21

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://twitter.com/philbc3/status/1388175642701742086

inshallah

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

Just goes to show you how thoroughly anti-semitism suffused British culture but at least labour won't have to worry about that ever again

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Guardian 'journalist' : "Ah yes but, if you add together the numbers for Labour, Lib Dems and Greens, the Tories are outnumbered! This is a moral victory and surely indicates that now is the time for a Progressive Alliance, where these 3 parties (who on the face of it admittedly have little in common) must come together and stand for the Sensible Majority, a prospect that all 3 party's voters will surely relish!"




Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010
This was Corbyn's long term master plan to tackle antisemitism in Labour. There won't be any antisemitism issues left after the Labout party goes bankrupt and dissolves, so he can then make his own Corbyn party, with blackjack and no antisemites

Falcorum has issued a correction as of 07:04 on May 1, 2021

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Falcorum posted:

This was Corbyn's long term master plan to tackle antisemitism in Labour. There won't be any antisemitism issues left after the Labout party goes bankrupt and dissolves, so he can then make his own Corbyn party, with blackjack and no antisemites

"But you allow Jeremy Corbyn in."
"we said no antisemites. we're allowed one."

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

bit harsh saying starmer killed labour, when it’s really labour that killed labour

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Progressive alliance is not a bad plan if it was purely to get PR

Also I just got shown Wes Streetings face with no warning on FB and its hosed up my day

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/dli_odoir/status/1388253586946150402?s=19

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jel Shaker posted:

bit harsh saying starmer killed labour, when it’s really labour that killed labour

It's been a group effort from all of us

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



loving good. Get this poo poo party in the bin. Get an actual labour party off the ground instead of this beast which exists to get middle class people a cushy job in Westminster followed by a career as a lobbyist. There's already plenty parties for that purpose.

Anyway, please enjoy these photos of Alex Salmond of the Alba Party lurking sinisterly behind his female candidates, an interesting stylistic choice considering the charges he faced in the past

https://twitter.com/PerthshireMags/status/1388247279430144004?s=20

forkboy84 has issued a correction as of 11:04 on May 1, 2021

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
vote albalaba

ah nivur groped nob'dy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Extinction rebellion in being an obvious op. Ben smoke was one of the Stansted 15 lol

https://twitter.com/XRebellionUK/status/1388256672796364805?s=19
https://twitter.com/XRebellionUK/status/1388265054966013953?s=19

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


crispix posted:

vote albalaba

ah nivur groped nob'dy

It's naeb'dy ya mewch

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao the vidoe is even more embarrassing

https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1388192637585403908?s=20

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010
fighting for every vote with the same energy as a sea sponge

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao come on dude at least try to mimic the punches the people around you are throwing. this is just Keith pushing the bag

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
He'd much rather be driving an SUV

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


bred in a vat to be the most bland yet off-putting poo poo possible

watching those punches is going to turn me into a "what happened to men" dude

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/05/01/uk/birmingham-fatberg-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Of course this isn't actually true but if it were it's just funny that it's entirely the fault of the plp going full scorched earth to get rid of Corbyn

https://twitter.com/mdbuckley/status/1388590872464347138?s=19

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Absolute dogshit lol

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1388781437260861440?s=19

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