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Yeah, but even when it goes off without a hitch, you’re still losing some wine with that stunt.
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May 1, 2021 08:31
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How can this not be fake. lol.
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May 1, 2021 09:29
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It's plausible-ish, if incredibly unlikely. The gun is probably fake and even if not, just used as a threat with no actual intent behind it besides getting money or whatever. I want to belive that a basic corner store burglar wouldn't shoot a dog, but then again I want to belive nobody wants to harm a dog intentionally. Faking a roberry is really loving stupid anyway. Anecdotally, I used to work at a little corner grocery in San Francisco and somebody wanted to film a robbery for their movie there during normal business hours. Nobody was really notified about it and it just sorta went down. Needless to say the cops were called by some neighbor/patron and while the people involved weren't arrested, they were given a hefty fine and had to spend the better part of a day dealing with the cops. Guess everyone's lucky that they were all white. e: edited for clarity dog nougat fucked around with this message at 10:24 on May 1, 2021 |
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May 1, 2021 10:16
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I dunno how well maypoles and the theft of maypoles are known, but the local one here has been stolen on day one, with the police watching, as the thieves just pretended there was a "severe weather warning", took it down, and made off with it. If context is needed: cities and villages will put up maypoles on May 1, other cities and villages will try to steal them and ransom them for (usually) alcohol. The bigger the city, the more coveted the prize. The one here hasn't been stolen since 2009. https://www.german-way.com/history-and-culture/holidays-and-celebrations/may-day-and-maypoles-in-german-speaking-europe/
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May 1, 2021 10:22
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No wonder Germany invaded Pole-Land. They thought they had hit the motherlode.
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May 1, 2021 10:29
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Jesus how many dogs does this guy have??
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May 1, 2021 10:30
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gschmidl posted:I dunno how well maypoles and the theft of maypoles are known, but the local one here has been stolen on day one, with the police watching, as the thieves just pretended there was a "severe weather warning", took it down, and made off with it. I love social engineering poo poo like this. A story I heard from when the US Army had bases and did exercises in West Germany was that some dudes were maneuvering through the German countryside and a farmer walked up to them, 12 gauge shotgun over his shoulder, and started yelling at them (in German) about someone destroying his fences. He was super mad, and being soldiers they didn't want to deal with it, so they passed him up the chain of command. He ended up being in a room with a lieutenant and the Brigadier General who was in charge of one side of the forces that were doing the exercise. He took the shotgun off his shoulder, pointed it at the General and yelled BANG, "assassinating" the commanding officer and taking him out of the wargame. He was a US Army Sergeant who spoke decent German, and they got him some farmer clothes and a civilian gun, and he managed to talk his way into an audience with the CO and bump him off. Many questions were asked afterwards about how he got a gun into the command room, but the damage was done.
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May 1, 2021 10:46
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Inceltown posted:cspam buttons and you haven't posted there recently enough. Given my meteoric rise though I'll be a mod shortly though if you want to wait a bit. how 'bout now
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May 1, 2021 11:47
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Memento posted:I love social engineering poo poo like this. But did they get hotdogs from Wolfgangs on the way? 
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May 1, 2021 11:49
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Memento posted:how 'bout now It looks like mp4's don't embed nicely on probes. 
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May 1, 2021 11:59
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Inceltown posted:It looks like mp4's don't embed nicely on probes. lol
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May 1, 2021 12:21
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Inceltown posted:It looks like mp4's don't embed nicely on probes.  and furthermore 
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2 for 1 https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1388432660566052866
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May 1, 2021 13:19
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https://i.imgur.com/VX1X45b.mp4 This is some crossfit thing, isn't it
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May 1, 2021 13:31
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://i.imgur.com/VX1X45b.mp4 My fitness is... unconventional.
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May 1, 2021 14:06
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://i.imgur.com/VX1X45b.mp4 Nah you can tell from how it doesn't cause long term damage.
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May 1, 2021 14:18
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Something like that is a decent lower body workout if you don’t do it like a moron.
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May 1, 2021 14:19
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Well, that's one way to discover you don't have a fetish. There's probably easier ways though, and definitely less painful ones.
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May 1, 2021 14:35
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What's the point of doing truck pulls without a truck
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May 1, 2021 14:38
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jet sanchEz posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-56922517 lol, of course, every single time
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May 1, 2021 14:59
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SwissDonkey posted:Beautiful post. Gun owners in first world countries are loving differently abled, and no excuses beyond "i like how it goes bang and pushes me a little bit" is reasonable. Come at me TFR you bunch of mongos I like how the R-word started out as the more polite medical term for severe mental issues, became a slur, and now we have people using the new PC term as an insult (along with an actual slur, as a treat). Schadenfreude on the language police I guess.
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thekeeshman posted:I like how the R-word started out as the more polite medical term for severe mental issues, became a slur, and now we have people using the new PC term as an insult (along with an actual slur, as a treat). Schadenfreude on the language police I guess. If you wait long enough it'll lose the sting like idiot, moron, cretin, etc.
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May 1, 2021 16:20
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GotLag posted:If you wait long enough it'll lose the sting like idiot, moron, cretin, etc. Laaaame.
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May 1, 2021 16:38
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thekeeshman posted:I like how the R-word started out as the more polite medical term for severe mental issues, became a slur, and now we have people using the new PC term as an insult (along with an actual slur, as a treat). Schadenfreude on the language police I guess. Correct, this is the problem with changing language, and what makes this different than the N word is that the real insult is for ‘normal’ people to be compared to people who have some sort of mental deficiency or handicap; whereas the N word is almost exclusively used to remind a whole class of people of their position as it relates to the power of the person using it. So, you can call the R word a slur and try to exercise it from the language, while replacing it with something else; however, when people finally internalize there is now a strong norm to not use the R word anymore, they just switch to the new ‘acceptable’ term and weaponize it as an insult in the very same way the R word was weaponized as an insult in the first place. Given that, in this case, the problem really is not changing the words people use, but rather instilling into society a strong norm against insulting people’s intelligence in the first place. Until this happens, you will just be going through a series of words or phrases every decade or so at infinitum. And, not to be a cynic of the highest order, good loving luck creating a norm against insulting someone’s intelligence. ZombieLenin fucked around with this message at 16:45 on May 1, 2021 |
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May 1, 2021 16:40
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That happens with pretty much any descriptive word over time, regardless of it being an insult or not. Like the word "awesome", used to be strictly for life changing, awe inspiring events that shook you to the core (i.e. being filled with awe), and now it just means "good thing or feeling". Same with "neat", used to just mean uncluttered, now means "interesting" for the most part. poo poo, we managed to change literally from meaning literally to meaning the complete opposite, and it still retains the original usage as well. Language is weird.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:That happens with pretty much any descriptive word over time, regardless of it being an insult or not. Like the word "awesome", used to be strictly for life changing, awe inspiring events that shook you to the core (i.e. being filled with awe), and now it just means "good thing or feeling". Same with "neat", used to just mean uncluttered, now means "interesting" for the most part. Unironically agree
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boop the snoot posted:Unironically agree I could care less
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He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Edit:  Great translation. I'm just glad the Cardinals series is over and everyone can get back to focusing on the game. I didn't see the Phillies game last night but the score looks like it was a thriller. I'm sure fans were happy to see a close game and not be distracted by all this faux macho tough guy bullshit.
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May 1, 2021 17:22
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Memento posted:I love social engineering poo poo like this. This reminds me of this event from 1906: quote:Wilhelm Voigt, a 57-year-old German shoemaker, impersonates an army officer and leads an entire squad of soldiers to help him steal 4,000 marks. Voigt, who had a long criminal record, humiliated the German army by exploiting their blind obedience to authority and getting them to assist in his audacious robbery. https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/a-shoemaker-leads-german-soldiers-in-a-robbery
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May 1, 2021 17:25
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Agents are GO! posted:It took me loving forever to find it, but the onion has a pretty great article about that. Regalingualius posted:For real, though, sabering and all of the other party tricks just seems wasteful
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May 1, 2021 18:26
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Inceltown posted:It looks like mp4's don't embed nicely on probes. *sniffing and wafting over this post* ahhhh homegrown low-grade schad, just like mama used to make
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May 1, 2021 18:34
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May 1, 2021 18:43
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Placing those scooters everywhere is like a scheme that Charles Darwin would come up with if he were a Bond villain.
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May 1, 2021 19:27
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Everyone fails in their own special way: https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qsed75Jev91s1ddrj.mp4
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May 1, 2021 19:40
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ekuNNN posted:Everyone fails in their own special way: Why do Americans always act like them have healthcare.
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mrfart posted:Why do Americans always act like them have healthcare. Because bad things happen to other people and minorities.
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May 1, 2021 20:05
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Military schadenfreude for page 1066, but don't race down from one battle at the north end of England before fighting a battle at the south end of England.
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Taste vengeance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6MX7nKrkrI
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