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Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Slammy posted:


Banana Oil! (March 8, 1924)





Scary Gary





In case that's hard to see:

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Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Medenmath posted:

Prince Valiant


Schultz and Yeats really deserve credit; new Valiant holds up.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Deathless Deer 1/18-20/43





Para, the Meghan Markle of the first millennium BC.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

I think women subtly being in control of men is a theme in these old Val strips. There was that story a while back about the woman who wanted the big blonde guy and manipulated him into falling for her, for example.

Modern Val women more openly hold power and--at least between the main characters--there is mutual respect and equality, which I guess is why there isn't much of this stuff.

It is charmingly old-fashioned though.

To build on this, I’ve been really pleased with modern Val. The last few storylines have been:
—African leaders negotiate governance and romance between themselves (Val does nothing, tries to fight lions instead)
—A group of independent, financially successful women are persecuted as witches (Val does nothing, Aleta does witchcraft)
—Rory Redhood has instituted full socialism with excellent results at Lockbramble, inciting the peaceful rebellion of nearby serfs (Val nods sternly, Gawain swoons about)

And now we have an old-fashioned swords and armor knight fight which is VERY fun, but is all in service of defending a woman-led socialist commune! And the art is still fantastic.

The Lockhorns has also grown subtly like this. The art is still clean and sharp while staying interesting, and it’s become much more diverse in both strip regulars and backgrounds. Also they never draw the bimbo-type women that were all over the strip until at least the 90s, and now focus those types of jokes on Leroy’s shortcomings rather than the woman’s perceived sluttiness. For all the times that legacy strips degrade or get stale, there are a few that retain their best qualities while quietly keeping up with the times.

Classic Zits

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

LazyQ posted:

Mämmilä (April 4, 1992)



Oh yeah they bailed out the banks, but the people had to keep on paying their loans anyway, I know people who had their wages garnished to pay off those loans until a few years ago, basically their whole working lives. That really struck me as hosed up, and that more people don't think the only good banker is a dead one.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Slammy posted:


Dark Laughter (June 16, 1945)



Ha ha oof.

LazyQ
Feb 22, 2011

Mämmilä (April 16, 1992)

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Bibliotechno Music posted:

To build on this, I’ve been really pleased with modern Val. The last few storylines have been:
—African leaders negotiate governance and romance between themselves (Val does nothing, tries to fight lions instead)
—A group of independent, financially successful women are persecuted as witches (Val does nothing, Aleta does witchcraft)
—Rory Redhood has instituted full socialism with excellent results at Lockbramble, inciting the peaceful rebellion of nearby serfs (Val nods sternly, Gawain swoons about)

And now we have an old-fashioned swords and armor knight fight which is VERY fun, but is all in service of defending a woman-led socialist commune! And the art is still fantastic.

The very first thing I remember seeing of Modern Val, years ago, was some dude trying to get one up on Val by taking several women hostage. He doesn't think of actually checking who he's taking hostage, or even searching them for weapons, because he thinks women are beneath him.

Among the hostages is Karen, Val's kid, and as soon as the dude turns his back, Karen swiftly separates his head from his shoulders with a precise swing of her sword.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dang that's a good fall from grace.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

LazyQ posted:

Mämmilä (April 16, 1992)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKgOhbBIKu4

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



"This place is much better now that you've gotten rid of the wood hangers."

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Great so the next few weeks is setting up a zoom call. Whoop-de-poo poo.

Flash Gordon



Flash Forward



:hmmyes:

Andertoons will likely return tomorrow.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Moomin and the Comet



Yeah, same.


20 feet, surely. 20 meters is like 5+ stories.

SubNat fucked around with this message at 21:08 on May 2, 2021

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SubNat posted:



20 feet, surely. 20 meters is like 5+ stories.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set spins me right round baby right round.


Working Daze tempts fate, I guess.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix calls us out.


Cul De Sac figured that out, thank you.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008


Yeah, I was reacting more to the accompanying image of a "2-story house", complete with a '20 m' marker.
That's the part that made me lose it. Makes me wonder if the intention was to have the tree tower over it, but something got mixed up.

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Weembles posted:

For christ's sake. He's an independently wealthy doctor who take photos as a hobby being propositioned by a blond with nice tits to take "modeling photos." Why the hell would he get pissy about it?

Have you all turned into characters from Luann?

Regardless of their wealth, you can't just get paid an 'IOU' here. She's not just asking him to do an impromptu shoot, she's also asking him to use up a day when he's not busy at the hospital to do yet more work.

The other thing is that Ashlee's setting off red flags here. Try looking back at their conversation but flip their genders: A female doctor's eating alone at a diner when she gets approached by a waiter acting overly friendly and knows her by name. The doctor's confused and doesn't recall meeting this guy before, and he says he recognizes her face from following her on Instagram. Oh, and she's way more beautiful in person and maybe she should post more selfies. The guy keeps asking the doctor questions about herself, yet the only thing he mentions in return is that he wishes to be more popular in social media and wants to be a model. He then sits across the doctor, without her invitation, and asks her if she can photograph him for free. And when she hesitates, the guy guilts her into agreeing by bringing up how she's a doctor and isn't she supposed to help others.

Hostile V posted:

Well, that Crankshaft saga could've been worse and thank Christ it wasn't, but also what the gently caress is the point of Funky Winkerbean telling this story at AA.

Agreed. The Crankshaft storyline still isn't very good since it just shows the kid for one strip (and doesn't get a line, too) before ditching them to focus on Ed again, but that's still better than Batiuk trying for some hamfisted touching storyline.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

INCREDIBLE
You don't have to read this far into Mary Worth, just wait for the twist that sends it careening into total crazytown.

Besides, she probably is conning him, remember when Wilbur met a hot, perfect Latina surfer while "on a break" from Iris?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Ballard Street










These last two might be a rare example of a continuing arc on Ballard Street. I for one welcome it and hope to see more of this relationship!

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

amigolupus posted:

Regardless of their wealth, you can't just get paid an 'IOU' here. She's not just asking him to do an impromptu shoot, she's also asking him to use up a day when he's not busy at the hospital to do yet more work.

Ok, Gunth. I stand corrected.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Evil Mastermind posted:


Super-Fun-Pak Comix calls us out.


Alright, fun pax. If we're playing the "taking the comic situation seriously" angle, he's on a sandy island, that has not eroded away in the time it takes for a palm tree to grow.

That means he's on a sandbar island on a continental shelf that's part of a chain. A populated island is almost certainly visible from where he's sitting and I have little sympathy for his unwillingness to make an attempt to swim there.

He's not stuck on a volcanic island in the middle of the pacific.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

~Coxy posted:

B Kliban

Took me a second ...


B Kliban





Eskimos, always funny!

curtadams
Mar 24, 2019

This storyline is getting some flack, but so far IMO it's a perfectly reasonable story about two people flirting with possible ulterior motives - which can make for a good story. She seems to be trying to get a boost from a successful instagrammer, flirting to improve her chances, and he (who we know is a player) is taking her up on the flirting. Sort of a social media era version of "do you want to see my etchings". Also, kind of hard to blame her from trying to get away from waitressing at a place with (literally) fishy food.

It could be a pretty fun story with some further twists, like the defrauded Wilbur story we enjoyed. I fear, though, it's going to end up with some very bland drama and a shallow lesson about social media being shallow.

ikanreed posted:

Alright, fun pax. If we're playing the "taking the comic situation seriously" angle, he's on a sandy island, that has not eroded away in the time it takes for a palm tree to grow.

That means he's on a sandbar island on a continental shelf that's part of a chain. A populated island is almost certainly visible from where he's sitting and I have little sympathy for his unwillingness to make an attempt to swim there.

He's not stuck on a volcanic island in the middle of the pacific.
Worse than that. Palms can't grow in salt water. They can grow near a beach with fresh water flowing from inland, but not on that microisland. So it has to be in an estuary, bay, lake, etc.

curtadams fucked around with this message at 01:52 on May 3, 2021

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.


Way behind on the thread right now but I just have to quote this, because while my retail experience was unusually positive (I was in the union and there were almost no customers on the night shift so I just put small items neatly onto shelves for six hours while listening to audiobooks, I read 139 books that year, it ruled) the pallet jack was my nemesis. I managed to go like three months before they finally made me use the drat pallet jack. Until then I got other people to do it for me because I didn't want to. There's still a blue streak on one of the shelves coming out of the back room where I consistently dragged the painted wood pallets against the corner trying to steer. Cooper was a fool to try to do anything fun with a pallet jack, because every pallet jack hates you, except that one that someone drew a smiley face on with sharpie that everyone always fights over.

Pallet jacks!! :argh:

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Crab Dad posted:

Brutal.

I though you said the quality was gonna go down? That’s a loving kill shot.

I think they were talking about print quality due to having to find a different source. Because, yeah, it's only gotten better since Bootsie joined the war.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Everett False posted:

Way behind on the thread right now but I just have to quote this, because while my retail experience was unusually positive (I was in the union and there were almost no customers on the night shift so I just put small items neatly onto shelves for six hours while listening to audiobooks, I read 139 books that year, it ruled) the pallet jack was my nemesis. I managed to go like three months before they finally made me use the drat pallet jack. Until then I got other people to do it for me because I didn't want to. There's still a blue streak on one of the shelves coming out of the back room where I consistently dragged the painted wood pallets against the corner trying to steer. Cooper was a fool to try to do anything fun with a pallet jack, because every pallet jack hates you, except that one that someone drew a smiley face on with sharpie that everyone always fights over.

Pallet jacks!! :argh:

I rode a pallet jack for fun less than a week ago

They are zoomy and the best part of a warehouse

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The Bloop posted:

I rode a pallet jack for fun less than a week ago

They are zoomy and the best part of a warehouse

I just finished up my time on a ship with a bunch of pallet jacks. I had a blast watching people who insisted they knew what they were doing while trying to push or pull them around incorrectly and dump loads or run them into things. I used them twice daily for years in an old job along side various forklifts. So much fun.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set knows that cake is cake.


Working Daze is setting up this week's garbage.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix is just making me feel bad now.


Cul De Sac should have prepped better.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Sally Forth


Pearls Before Swine


Peanuts (May 5, 1974)


Funky Winkerbean, in which Harry Dinkle joins in the "We suffered with you offstage" parade.


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Life (With Skippy) gives us a frickin' story this time around. (April 23 (timged for :words:) and 30, 1925)




Elsewhere in the issues: Another fun time with Fred G. Cooper...


...and T.S. Sullivant.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Esplanade posted:

I think they were talking about print quality due to having to find a different source. Because, yeah, it's only gotten better since Bootsie joined the war.
Bingo.

And He Did! (May 9, 1918)


Outbursts of Everett True (July 6, 1918)


Banana Oil! (March 11, 1924)


Gay and Her Gang (June 20, 1929)


Oaky Doaks (November 20, 1935)


Mopsy (January 20, 1937)


Dark Laughter (June 23, 1945)


Those Were the Days (February 19, 1953)


Dinky Fellas (August 10, 1965)


Wee Pals (August 10, 1965)

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2017 GRONNNK


1979 comics






Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics


The Lockhorns


Footrot Flats

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield


Heathcliff.....in black and white?


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Compu-toon


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Slammy posted:

Dark Laughter (June 23, 1945)


adding my love for "bootsie goes to war"

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Haifisch posted:

Locher Tracy

Oh gently caress off, Dick. That's a super flimsy reason for you to go after him.



Classic Kevin & Kell (February 5-11, 2001)








Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (August 22, 2009)



Arlo and Janis Classic (August 22, 1999)



Garfield Classic (August 22, 1989)

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



EasyEW posted:

Elsewhere in the issues: Another fun time with Fred G. Cooper...


I really love this, the pig's little face is cracking me up.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Jucika "39 - Jucika's Good Will"


"Jucika and the Glass Door"

Doomykins fucked around with this message at 12:20 on May 3, 2021

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 5/2/01



Brenda Starr 5/23-25/46





Smokey Stover 11/24/40



Richard's Poor Almanac

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft



people really do this and i hate them for it

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



God, I love Ballard Street and Dark Laughter.

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