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I thought this thread jumped because everyone else saw the clip of Angel Garza booting a rose up Drew Gulak's hole.
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Benne posted:https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1389382391433674754 She was going for the Worm (corner splash variation)
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I'm just laughing harder and harder as I go through all of those streamables. It's all so drat awful. Why is Garza stuffing roses down dudes' pants? Why aren't they showing anything Eva Marie has accomplished in her time off?? (She's come up in my Instagram search/discover/whatever after doing either a triathlon or ultra marathon. Which is freaking impressive!)
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Dango Bango posted:Why is Garza stuffing roses down dudes' pants? 'hey your rose stinks lets have a match' 'ok but if i win im going to shove it up your rear end'
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Benne posted:https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1389382391433674754 She didn’t want to actually get chop blocked out of a back handspring because she probably would’ve landed all hosed up, so she stopped her own momentum.
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Raw https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-results/wwe-raw-live-results-two-tag-team-title-matches-340421 AJ Styles and Omos interrupted by New Day Styles and Omos retain the Raw tag titles over New Day Eva Marie's coming back Elias and Jaxson Ryker try to hit New Day with tomatoes, accidentally hit Randy Orton Charlotte defeats Dana Brooke. Postmatch Mandy Rose saves Dana from a continued attack Sonya Deville makes Rhea Ripley's title defense against Asuka at Mania Backlash a triple threat with Charlotte added Sheamus attacks Humberto Carrillo backstage and says there's always next week if he wants to challenge him Adam Pearce demands Sonya talk to him before making decisions MizTV with John Morrison interrupted by Damian Priest Priest defeats Morrison Pearce signs Mansoor to Raw, Sheamus mocks him Lucha House Party defeat Shelton Benjamin and Cedric Alexander. Postmatch Cedric calls out Shelton as the weak link, the old man who doesn't know when to retire, and says they're done. Backstage Shelton says many young punks like Cedric have come and gone, Shelton endures because he can take the hit Drew Gulak says Angel Garza's rose smells as bad as his win-loss record and challenges him to a match. Garza accepts and says the rose will smell bad when Garza wins and then shoves the rose up Gulak's rear end Garza defeats Gulak and then shoves the rose up Gulak's rear end postmatch RKBro (Riddle and Orton) defeat Elias and Ryker Sheamus defeats Mansoor by DQ after Carrillo attacks Sheamus. Postmatch Sheamus brogue kicks Carrillo, then does the same to Mansoor Alexa and Lily know who their first target should be Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler retain the women's tag titles over Lana and Naomi Lashley defeats Braun Strowman, with Drew McIntyre on commentary, after Braun bowls over Drew at the table charging for Lashley, and Drew distracts Braun in the aftermath. Postmatch Drew claymore kicks Lashley and then does the same to Braun
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Chris James 2 posted:Raw https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-results/wwe-raw-live-results-two-tag-team-title-matches-340421 The End. Nobody Gets Over.
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Ending of the Sheamus match https://streamable.com/oksy7e
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May 4, 2021 04:15
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For those keeping track, the amount of time the women got on TV tonight match wise was...a whopping 6 minutes and 15 seconds! The women's tag championship match went for just slightly over two minutes.
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May 4, 2021 04:17
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is that more or less than usual i assure you i am not "those keeping track"
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Ad by Khad posted:is that more or less than usual If we are just counting over the past couple of months, it's par for the course. If it's over the past year, its significantly less. Like if you told me Kevin Dunn, Johnny Ace, and Bruce Pritchard were behind the dramatic cuts in time for the women, along with bringing back people like Eva Marie, I would absolutely believe you right now. DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 04:25 on May 4, 2021 |
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There goes Mansoor’s 50 match winning streak (on 205 Live)
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brave and cool babyface sheamus fights off two geeks
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Digital Jedi posted:Ending of the Sheamus match lol so Dale Gas ambushes Sheamus after a full match and gets taken out by one move
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graph posted:'hey your rose stinks lets have a match' No no no Garza said "Shove it up your aaaaaaaaaassssssssss"
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OH! I remember this now. Context was very obviously "What the gently caress?" at the time.
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Gonna laugh if Eva's first match back is like 10 minutes or something crazy
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Also that Rhea/Charlotte/Asuka promo was absolutely dire. You had Charlotte acting like her typical self with random inflections. You had Rhea stumbling over some words and also throwing a massive temper tantrum despite supposedly being a badass, and then you had Asuka just straight up channeling everyone online by saying the booking is crap, with Sonya attempting to chastise Asuka for saying "crap" on air.
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Chris James 2 posted:Garza defeats Gulak and then shoves the rose up Gulak's rear end postmatch So there was a sexual assault on Raw tonight?
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Rhea seems mildly annoyed at Charlotte? https://streamable.com/8l0jz1
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Which way did the Rose get shoved up his rear end stem first or bud first? Stem would be much more aesthetically coherent, not sure why you'd shove a rose up a man's rear end bud first. There was a movie about this once it's called Citizen Kane.
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not to be hyperbolic but i cannot watch the alexa stuff it's just so cringeworthy so I've followed like none of it except the boxlike structure garza's new gimmick of shoving stuff up opponent's asses seems cool and I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes next week
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Who is the heel in this situation? The guy who shoved a rose up another person's rear end or the person who got the rose shoved up their rear end without consent? It's really loving weird! Just loving wrestle
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I liked Smackdown recently but I won't be watching anymore because Bryan isn't on it. RAW is the worst pro wrestling show of all time and among the worst television shows of all time by now, there are no stars, there are no angles, there are barely matches. It's just hole and rear end all the way up and down
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The rare grounded Flying Nothing
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THE LORE OF ALEXA https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1389407757254733829?s=20
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God drat, there are people out there that watch Raw and think it represents all of wrestling.
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Shard posted:It's really loving weird! Just loving wrestle
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To save raw WWE decided that they need the new starpower of Eva Marie and Mansoor.
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I can’t even think of a way that Dana spot would look good that doesn’t involve a high risk of loving someone’s leg up bad.
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Good thing ring veteran Eva Marie is back to show these young guns how to work
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Digital Jedi posted:Rhea seems mildly annoyed at Charlotte?
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Man alive. I've seen and read recaps of some pretty terrible episodes of RAW, but reading that recap and watching those streamables? Holy gently caress, this has to be a top five all time worst episode, right? It was just like reading gut punch after gut punch of poor decision making.
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the fiend will take over eva marie's body. Evil Marie
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The best part about the Alexa segments is there aren’t any camera cuts
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DeepDickPizza posted:Man alive. I've seen and read recaps of some pretty terrible episodes of RAW, but reading that recap and watching those streamables? Holy gently caress, this has to be a top five all time worst episode, right? It was just like reading gut punch after gut punch of poor decision making. I feel like even if we came up with a way to determine beyond the shadow of a doubt that this was objectively the worst RAW ever, it wouldn't mean much. WWE is way beyond creating anything lasting, they aren't about memorable achievements. It's all about The Brand. They can have the worst Raw ever this week, and The Brand just moves on.
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Weird moment where someone in commentary—clearly at Vince’s direction—asked Drew to talk about being sent back to promo school as a young wrestler that Drew was clearly surprised by but handled well so I don’t know if that was a rib or what. Thought there was some pretty decent wrestling on Raw tonight all things considered. Best match was probably Lucha House Party vs Cedric and Shelton. In the main event though Bobby was really trying his best. A dude that big doing leap frogs and bumping around like that for Braun is always impressive.
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