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You could sell out the Mid South Coliseum by offering a block of Velveeta with admission Cornette accomplished nothing.
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# ? May 3, 2021 21:09 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:51 |
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Even putting his actual accomplishments aside, this is the guy who kept hollering FUNNY DON'T DRAW MONEY as if it was an absolute conversation ender when he was booking ROH and making GBS threads all over Colt Cabana and others. For him to turn around to "well you can't put MONEY ahead of your passion and values and honor, some things are just more important" is a bit of a 180.
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# ? May 3, 2021 21:23 |
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Edge & Christian posted:Even putting his actual accomplishments aside, this is the guy who kept hollering FUNNY DON'T DRAW MONEY as if it was an absolute conversation ender when he was booking ROH and making GBS threads all over Colt Cabana and others. Funny don't draw money, but the likes of Mike Mondo and The Headbangers do?
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# ? May 3, 2021 23:47 |
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Davros1 posted:Funny don't draw money, but the likes of Mike Mondo and The Headbangers do? lol I forgot that Mike Mondo was supposed to be a huge babyface and Jim booked him to sexually assault a woman while making faces like a loony toon.
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# ? May 4, 2021 00:02 |
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...did Corny just get worked by Matt's on screen character?
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# ? May 4, 2021 00:30 |
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Saul Goode posted:...did Corny just get worked by Matt's on screen character? Corny got worked by a two parter Family Guy episode. He's not the great mind he's been made out to be by... botchamania using his face to say "That's some dumb booking"
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# ? May 4, 2021 00:34 |
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having sat through 6+ hours of Raven's art of booking shoots, I can tell you that most self professed wrestling geniuses are tremendous idiots that you can boil down to 2 minutes worth of "smart" soundbytes.
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# ? May 4, 2021 02:46 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Corny got worked by a two parter Family Guy episode. God I had forgotten about the Family Guy bullshit.
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# ? May 4, 2021 02:48 |
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coconono posted:having sat through 6+ hours of Raven's art of booking shoots, I can tell you that most self professed wrestling geniuses are tremendous idiots that you can boil down to 2 minutes worth of "smart" soundbytes. shhh don't say the quiet part loud or else people may start to question Jake Roberts's "psychology"
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# ? May 4, 2021 03:03 |
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you can tell that post is true because of the use of the word "tremendous"
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# ? May 4, 2021 03:07 |
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^^^missed you too, homie. Mob posted:shhh don't say the quiet part loud or else people may start to question Jake Roberts's "psychology" psychology is for boring dunderheads who can't get poo poo like bodyslams and arm locks over. just loving useless in today's wrestling.
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# ? May 4, 2021 03:15 |
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Mob posted:shhh don't say the quiet part loud or else people may start to question Jake Roberts's "psychology" Raven and Jake were both awesome, and also huge drug addicts who were difficult to motivate. But yes, "ring psychology" depends on the moment and the crowd and isn't preserved in amber the way Cornette and his ilk think it is. It changes with the tastes and appetites of its audience.
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:13 |
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coconono posted:having sat through 6+ hours of Raven's art of booking shoots, I can tell you that most self professed wrestling geniuses are tremendous idiots that you can boil down to 2 minutes worth of "smart" soundbytes.
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:25 |
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didn't bryan on a pretty recent show tell a story about meeting some old wrestler who everyone said had great psychology, but when bryan asked him a question about his match psychology he had no loving clue what bryan was talking about?
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:43 |
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Vandar posted:God I had forgotten about the Family Guy bullshit. what's the story here
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:48 |
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earlier on in this thread, i noted the word "tremendous" being used. i just want to clarify that raven's vocabulary is 5 to 10 percent the word "tremendous" and anyone watching him talk at length would likely pick that word up subconsciously and use it later on, or else use it on purpose as a way to stick their big tongue out toward raven and anyone who knew of raven's ways. not that it is a rare word, but that it is the raven word.
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:53 |
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Destroy My Sweater posted:what's the story here jim cornette was so upset about the death of Brian the dog on Family Guy that he urged his fans to boycott the show until he was brought back
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:59 |
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Destroy My Sweater posted:what's the story here Jim lost his mind when Brian got hit by a car and had his listeners demand that Brian be brought back to the show. edit: someone beat me to it!
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:59 |
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Alaois posted:jim cornette was so upset about the death of Brian the dog on Family Guy that he urged his fans to boycott the show until he was brought back Jim also was so upset about Kenny's death on the debut episode of South Park he smashed up his own car, the next week when Kenny returned he had planned to get his rear windshield repaired but when Kenny died again he got so angry at the perceived betrayal he smashed his front windshield in a rage, it went on like this for weeks.
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# ? May 4, 2021 05:01 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Jim also was so upset about Kenny's death on the debut episode of South Park he smashed up his own car, the next week when Kenny returned he had planned to get his rear windshield repaired but when Kenny died again he got so angry at the perceived betrayal he smashed his front windshield in a rage, it went on like this for weeks. Some say this why he has a vendetta against anyone named Kenny to this very day.
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# ? May 4, 2021 05:06 |
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when he used to do rf video shoots cornette said the fans don't know what chef's salty chocolate balls really means
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# ? May 4, 2021 05:06 |
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Alaois posted:jim cornette was so upset about the death of Brian the dog on Family Guy that he urged his fans to boycott the show until he was brought back lmao
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# ? May 4, 2021 05:37 |
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Mob posted:shhh don't say the quiet part loud or else people may start to question Jake Roberts's "psychology" Sadly I've been questioning that for at least a few months now. I don't know if Jake has lost his fastball or if he never had it and I was 11.
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# ? May 4, 2021 05:38 |
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the beginning and end of Jake's "ring psychology" was twirling his finger to let the crowd know it's DDT time
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# ? May 4, 2021 05:49 |
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Ringo Roadagain posted:didn't bryan on a pretty recent show tell a story about meeting some old wrestler who everyone said had great psychology, but when bryan asked him a question about his match psychology he had no loving clue what bryan was talking about? I think this was Bryan Alvarez talking about his interactions with the Rock n Roll Express
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# ? May 4, 2021 06:00 |
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Never forget https://mobile.twitter.com/thejimcornette/status/405356913535115264?lang=en https://mobile.twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/412422147575787521
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# ? May 4, 2021 08:50 |
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Oh God those are real tweets I thought this was a bit
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# ? May 4, 2021 09:02 |
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My favorite part is that he seems to think him and his weird followers actually affected that. And not the fact that these episodes were written and produced weeks/months in advance. At the very least the episode that had him come back had to have been in production already by the time that one aired.
IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 14:38 on May 4, 2021 |
# ? May 4, 2021 12:08 |
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Cornette got worked into a shoot by a cartoon dying. Holy poo poo.
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# ? May 4, 2021 12:14 |
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coconono posted:^^^missed you too, homie. psychology is useless in modern wrestling? that's absurd.
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# ? May 4, 2021 15:12 |
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That Bucks/Hangman/Kenny match from last year had perfect psychology mixed with amazing athletic ability. That's psychology done right.
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# ? May 4, 2021 15:56 |
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coconono posted:psychology is for boring dunderheads who can't get poo poo like bodyslams and arm locks over. just loving useless in today's wrestling. lol yikes every world class wrestler currently working has great psychology. it isn't shorthand for "boring wrestling." like what the gently caress are you even talking about Low Desert Punk fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 4, 2021 |
# ? May 4, 2021 17:07 |
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People think psychology is boring because boring wrestlers claim they're doing psychology.
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# ? May 4, 2021 17:26 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:People think psychology is boring because boring wrestlers claim they're doing psychology. Yeah. As long as the other guy could put up their hands like they wanted to hit him, Tracy Smothers could have a twenty minute match that would make the crowd lose their minds.
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# ? May 4, 2021 17:38 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:People think psychology is boring because boring wrestlers claim they're doing psychology. depends on the wrestler but it's really a matter of that psychology not working anymore. no one would actually think jake the snake was actually trying to murder people with his snakes anymore. they've also seen too many people kick out of ddt's to look at the move the same way as back then. i mean the first part is just fans are smart so deal with it, but protecting finishers is a good example of oldschool psychology that is still relevant.
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# ? May 4, 2021 17:44 |
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I'd rather watch ppl powerbomb each other rather than pretend they both have ruptured ACLs.
coconono fucked around with this message at 18:03 on May 4, 2021 |
# ? May 4, 2021 18:00 |
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family guy and south park expose the business all the fuckin time and jim still got worked, what a mark
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# ? May 4, 2021 18:37 |
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Ringo Roadagain posted:didn't bryan on a pretty recent show tell a story about meeting some old wrestler who everyone said had great psychology, but when bryan asked him a question about his match psychology he had no loving clue what bryan was talking about?
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# ? May 4, 2021 19:36 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:People think psychology is boring because boring wrestlers claim they're doing psychology. People think psychology is boring because psychology is an excuse by boring wrestler to be boring. It doesn't exist, wrestling matches are about doing cool moves and acting like a bad rear end.
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# ? May 4, 2021 20:20 |
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MassRafTer posted:People think psychology is boring because psychology is an excuse by boring wrestler to be boring. It doesn't exist, wrestling matches are about doing cool moves and acting like a bad rear end. that last part is still psychology but i think you're just kidding here anyway
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