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Marching Powder posted:there's an art sub in this forum right? surely i could throw some money at an art goon to do up a logo for oildome. i don't know why i want a rashguard with an absurdly obscure meme on it but i'll be happy every time i look at it which would make it more valuable then most of my possessions. I mean, there are art goons in this very thread. Describe what you want and I can probably help. I just don't know where to begin.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:I mean, there are art goons in this very thread. er, 'oildome prison championship' in full, acronym, or both. imagery would be a bottle of baby oil, a championship belt, prison bars, or a slippery when wet sign. poo poo i don't know i'm not an artist or funny. but if anyone wants to give this a crack i would actually pay for your time if you send me a dm.
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# ? May 5, 2021 19:41 |
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gently caress that old thread was wild. it features me wondering seriously why demian maia was a +400 dog against loving kamaru usman. it also features me not believing that cmpunk could possibly be bad enough to lose to a journalist with some amateur boxing experience they picked specifically to be bad enough to lose to cm punk. to say i was wrong on both counts would be wildly charitable. one more good quote from the thread: quote:TIL in prison you will be labelled a f****t if you do not step into the oildome and wrestle with the oiled up naked openly gay guy
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# ? May 5, 2021 20:18 |
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the Diego stuff reminded me, who was the ufc fighter who has TBI and can't really make ends meet and Dana made him gamble $10k at the tables instead of just giving him some money?
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# ? May 5, 2021 21:15 |
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Spencer Fisher, who Diego said he wanted to have The King in his corner for this bout with Cowboy that got scratched
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# ? May 5, 2021 21:35 |
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Marching Powder posted:er, 'oildome prison championship' in full, acronym, or both. imagery would be a bottle of baby oil, a championship belt, prison bars, or a slippery when wet sign. poo poo i don't know i'm not an artist or funny. but if anyone wants to give this a crack i would actually pay for your time if you send me a dm. I think we have to work backwards from the central character. Untrustable, do you have any idea what kind of stance your brother took when some challenger would enter the cell for a fight?
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# ? May 5, 2021 21:42 |
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kimbo305 posted:Untrustable, do you have any idea what kind of stance your brother took when some challenger would enter the cell for a fight? please say in the stance that kids doing karate are in before they start their kata
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# ? May 5, 2021 21:44 |
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LobsterMobster posted:Spencer Fisher, who Diego said he wanted to have The King in his corner for this bout with Cowboy that got scratched Well, poo poo
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CommonShore posted:Holy poo poo. One of my personal rules is if I realize that I had the same idea multiple times, I need to follow through on it. linked an art goon. this is the result. they're going to send me a variety of files for the hi res image so if you ever go ahead with this project and want to use this, just hit me up. i thought it hit all the major notes. no pressure though ive lived this long without an oildome rashie https://imgur.com/aQEWavF
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# ? May 5, 2021 22:36 |
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looks a lot cummier than i imagined it
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# ? May 5, 2021 23:23 |
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Nis posted:looks a lot cummier than i imagined it guess the artist read about the gay man inviting a parade of prisoners into his body oil sanctuary and making intimate contact and wasn't reminded of an un-cummy situation.
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# ? May 5, 2021 23:49 |
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I'd have gone with the OG UFC logo man and made him naked and covered in oil but I'm no artist.
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kimbo305 posted:I think we have to work backwards from the central character. Untrustable, do you have any idea what kind of stance your brother took when some challenger would enter the cell for a fight? Well the couple times I fought with him, he just kept his hands hella low. Like near his midsection.
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# ? May 6, 2021 00:26 |
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Untrustable posted:Well the couple times I fought with him, he just kept his hands hella low. Like near his midsection. wonderboy of the oildome
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Snowman_McK posted:I'd have gone with the OG UFC logo man and made him naked and covered in oil but I'm no artist. lol if there was some way to make the lubrication pop on a rash guard i'd commission this too.
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# ? May 6, 2021 00:51 |
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Really still wish I could get an "Oil Dome Contender" gang tag.
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# ? May 6, 2021 02:01 |
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Untrustable posted:Really still wish I could get an "Oil Dome Contender" gang tag. You can.
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:03 |
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I was envisioning a mashup of a stereotypical b-league mma logo and a baby oil logo
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:04 |
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CommonShore posted:I was envisioning a mashup of a stereotypical b-league mma logo and a baby oil logo that sounds good as hell
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Reyes got super hosed up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DilkerYQ6eM
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Fight Night Rodriguez vs Waterson Breakdown Disclaimer for gamblers – I am not a gambler. I talk about odds, but I use them as a talking point. When I highlight an underdog I’m not endorsing any kind of bet. Rather, I’m asserting that a fight looks more competitive to me than the betting line suggests. You’re responsible for your own decisions. Holy poo poo this card is a shell of its former self. The headline was supposed to be Dillashaw vs Sandhagen, but instead we get a headline that really should be on the prelims somewhere. Is Michelle Waterson a draw? Anyway… Flyweight Marina Rodriguez vs Michelle Waterson At flyweight? Really? For those of you who don’t know, Michelle Waterson was the second Invicta atomweight (105 lb) champion and has long been judged undersized at strawweight. The “Karate Hottie” is coming off of a surprisingly fun split decision over Angela Hill in September, and losses to top contenders Esparza and Jedrzejczyk before that. Her fights are often bad, but they’re fun when her opponent presses the action. Rodriguez is also a strawweight, and she just had a very impressive win over fellow prospect Amanda Ribas (it had the weird stoppage where the ref kinda bumped into her but didn’t stop it). Rodriguez has some great muay thai and hits quite hard for her weight class. Actually a decent fight. Welterweight Donald Cerrone vs Alex Morono Diego Sanchez was supposed to be here, but he got fired and Morono is in (google “Diego Sanchez drama” for details). Morono is a Texan BJJ black belt with pretty heavy hands and some decent aggression. He’s coming off of a decision loss to Pettis, where he was outclassed but still stuck in there. He’s 7-4 1NC in the UFC. Do I need to break down Cerrone? He’s coming off a majority draw-cum-NC with Niko Price. Welterweight Neil Magny vs Geoff Neal Hey this is fun! Geoff Neal is a prospect coming off of a headliner loss to Wonderboy. He’s a good boxer but he was exposed as not having a great corner or great fight IQ. He’s now 5-1 in the UFC. Magny is tied for the most wins as a welterweight in the UFC. Do I need to break him down and introduce him? He’s coming off of a 5 round decision loss to Chiesa. Heavyweight Marcos Rogerio de Lima vs Maurice Greene MRdL is making his 12th UFC walk. He’s best known for being submitted by forearm choke (Romanov) and getting Von Flued. He also lost to Struve in 2019. Heh. Mo Green is the crochet guy with weird eyes. He arm triangled Gian Villante from the bottom but then got TKOed by Greg Hardy. Lightweight Carlos Diego Ferreira vs Gregor Gillespie Ferreira had a 6 fight streak going on but then dropped a FOTN split decision to Dariush in February. He’s quite good and well-rounded with a BJJ base. Gillespie is a chud who is a great wrestler but he got Bernie Sandersed in November 2019 by Kevin Lee. I think he had a fight booked but caught covid, if you track this kind of thing. This could be an excellent grapple fight. Strawweight Amanda Ribas vs Angela Hill Ooh I like both of them. Ribas is a great BJJ champ who has good offensive muay thai, but her defense, or at least striking under pressure, got exposed by Marina Rodriguez last time out. She has a win over Mackenzie Dern. Angela Hill is a veteran muay thai based fighter and a super cool person. She bounced back to her split decision loss to Michelle Waterson with a one-sided decision win over Ashley Yoder. Prelims Heavyweight Ben Rothwell vs Philipe Lins Lol why is this on the undercard when the even trashier heavyweights are on the main? “Of Mice and” Ben Rothwell is a veteran with some top-tier wins. His last two fights are less than top tier – he squeaked by OSP and then lost a decision to Tybura. Lins is 0-2 in the UFC with losses to Arlovski and Tanner Boser. Middleweight Phil Hawes vs Kyle Daukaus Hawes is a good looking prospect right now. He’s a DWCS guy with a quick KO over Jacob Malkoun and then a good decision win over Imavov after that. He’s a punchy wrestleman. Daukaus is the younger brother of that cop heavyweight, and he’s 1-1 in the UFC with a loss to Brendan Allen. Featherweight L’udovit Klein vs Michael Trizano Trizano… I recognize… is… uhh… oh poo poo he’s a TUF winner. Lol. He’s a wrestler and he has fought only twice since winning then, going 1-1. Klein is a Slovak going by “Mr Highlight” who had a great debut back in September, getting a quick KO. Flyweight Ryan Benoit vs Zarrukh Adashev Benoit is 3-5 in the UFC. Adashev is an uzbek who is 0-2 in the UFC and 3-3 overall. Tyson Nam put him away violently back in June. I think he’s a famous kickboxer or something? But he seems like he’s poo poo at MMA. Who here is the can? Middleweight Jun Yong Park vs Tafon Nchukwi Park is a Korean who is 2-1 in the UFC (consecutive fights on Zombie cards) – he’s the Iron Turtle! He’s basically a bald Asian guy who wades forward and throws haymakers. He’s the guy who lost a fight because of wrestling and then just decided to become a wrestler and then wrestled the poo poo out of a Welsh guy. Nchukwi is a 5-0 Cameroonian fighter who comes in with an impressive DWCS appearance and a UFC decision. Welterweight Christian Aguilera vs Carlston Harris Aguilera is 1-1 in the UFC. Harris is a Guyanan-born Brazil-based fighter with a 14-4 record, making his UFC debut.
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# ? May 6, 2021 04:07 |
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CommonShore posted:“Of Mice and” Ben Rothwell
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Hollandia posted:Nice. that is some good poo poo
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# ? May 6, 2021 06:31 |
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Thoughts: I’m into Neal on Neil violence. Why is Angie Hill so low on the card? She’s at least as fun/skilled as Michele Waterson, and the UFC is basically operating on Who’s Line Is It Anyway rules as it is. gently caress, I thought I had a third point. But I don’t.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:gently caress, I thought I had a third point. But I don’t. None of us ever have points. Points are forbidden in the dome. Everything must be smooth and...domed.
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# ? May 6, 2021 09:14 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Thoughts: Well Angie lost to Michelle in her (Waterson's) last fight, though it was a close decision and she did beat up Ashley Yoder since then.
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# ? May 6, 2021 10:28 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Thoughts: It's okay, everything's made up and points don't matter
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# ? May 6, 2021 11:00 |
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excellent news fight fans, Nick Diaz is BACK https://twitter.com/AlexBehunin/status/1390104270624550914?s=19 he will be hosting/livestreaming a 2 hour self defense course for popular cam girls in the near future
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# ? May 6, 2021 12:21 |
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Aye Doc posted:excellent news fight fans, Nick Diaz is BACK lol Nick Diaz/FightCircus crossover event when?
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# ? May 6, 2021 12:50 |
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Nick Diaz unintelligably shouting over his own echo, in what appears to be an empty warehouse fitted with a green screen, as he attempts to teach strippers how to use nunchuks via video conference call is that little dash of 2000s MMA absurdity I have so desperately needed during these trying times.
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# ? May 6, 2021 14:34 |
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I want someone on that chat to comment: "Take your mouth guard out when you talk!"
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# ? May 6, 2021 14:38 |
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Bluedeanie posted:Nick Diaz unintelligably shouting over his own echo, in what appears to be an empty warehouse fitted with a green screen, as he attempts to teach strippers how to use nunchuks via video conference call is that little dash of 2000s MMA absurdity I have so desperately needed during these trying times. how much is it? i'd pay ppv dollars to watch nick diaz tend a garden, teach self defence, eat a hearty meal etc.
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# ? May 6, 2021 14:42 |
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Snowman_McK posted:I'd have gone with the OG UFC logo man and made him naked and covered in oil but I'm no artist. The og gladiator intro but even more baby oil
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# ? May 6, 2021 16:26 |
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kensei posted:I want someone on that chat to comment: *mean mugs* bitch, imnah wearin uh mouthguard
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# ? May 6, 2021 16:45 |
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https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/...y-city/2587798/ Guess who is commiting fraud while in public office!!!! It's Tito Ortiz,
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Josuke Higashikata posted:https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/...y-city/2587798/ take it to the b league thread (the b is for bemboozlement, which is what tito is doing, which is when you do stealing of the money at a job)
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# ? May 6, 2021 19:21 |
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Bluedeanie posted:Nick Diaz unintelligably shouting over his own echo, in what appears to be an empty warehouse fitted with a green screen, as he attempts to teach strippers how to use nunchuks via video conference call is that little dash of 2000s MMA absurdity I have so desperately needed during these trying times. I want it to be just like Bas Rutten's Lethal Street Fighting. But Nick tells you to sucker punch people after blowing weed smoke in their face and how a bicycle can be used to fend off a bear.
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# ? May 6, 2021 21:23 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/...y-city/2587798/ i know he might be one of the dumbest people on the planet, , and it varies state-by-state, but how much could someone possibly pocket in unemployment on a $1,500/month salary? plus he's a goddamned city employee, so his salary is both publicly available and a part of the city council minutes. also, the council minutes would indicate if he was in attendance or absent. if you don't show up, you aren't unemployed, you just skipped work lmao.
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Eat This Glob posted:i know he might be one of the dumbest people on the planet, , and it varies state-by-state, but how much could someone possibly pocket in unemployment on a $1,500/month salary? plus he's a goddamned city employee, so his salary is both publicly available and a part of the city council minutes. also, the council minutes would indicate if he was in attendance or absent. if you don't show up, you aren't unemployed, you just skipped work lmao. https://iasip.link/?IlRpdG8gT3J0aXogR29lcyBPbiBXZWxmYXJlLg==
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lmao
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