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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Is it better to go and write “they’re all wankers” on the ballot or to just stay home and not bother?

I’ve never not voted before but gently caress me there seems to be nobody worth voting for. If anyone else who’s planning on actually voting in the West of England mayoral thing knows of a good reason to vote for any of them I’m all ears.

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

write out the entire john galt bit in tiny letters imo

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


History Comes Inside! posted:

Is it better to go and write “they’re all wankers” on the ballot or to just stay home and not bother?

I’ve never not voted before but gently caress me there seems to be nobody worth voting for. If anyone else who’s planning on actually voting in the West of England mayoral thing knows of a good reason to vote for any of them I’m all ears.

Better to go. Makes their % of the vote a tiny bit smaller.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1390021145911513089

Obviously not UK news but holy gently caress this is huge (assuming, of course, there's not some loving *gigantic* strings attached somewhere).

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Why not vote green? They actually have decent policies and are the most socialist of the lot. Though I admit I don't know the candidate well. And I wouldn't be surprised if there was some anti-nuclear bullshit around, but I don't think the London mayor is gonna be in a position to commission any new plants anyway.

Given how voting is set up, first preference should go to the party you actually want elected, save your second prefs for strategic voting (or comedy cock and balls)

[b]E: didn't refresh the page :doh: though I still think she'd be best, honestly[\b]

I was thinking about green until that tweet was brought up again. Currenlty motiviating myself out of spite to go to the pools purely to try and get Binface to have more votes than Fox. He probably won't care as it's all a publicity stunt but still.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

History Comes Inside! posted:

Is it better to go and write “they’re all wankers” on the ballot or to just stay home and not bother?

I’ve never not voted before but gently caress me there seems to be nobody worth voting for. If anyone else who’s planning on actually voting in the West of England mayoral thing knows of a good reason to vote for any of them I’m all ears.

IIRC, the Green candidate is anti-union, so that polling card really is an absolute wasteland.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

SpaceCommie posted:

I was thinking about green until that tweet was brought up again. Currenlty motiviating myself out of spite to go to the pools purely to try and get Binface to have more votes than Fox. He probably won't care as it's all a publicity stunt but still.

Yeah, might as well get a tiny smidgen of fun out of the shitstorm.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1390021145911513089

Obviously not UK news but holy gently caress this is huge (assuming, of course, there's not some loving *gigantic* strings attached somewhere).

Not really? It's Good, thats certain. But it never was a big bottleneck, moreso the deindustrialization of the Global South. And we have no clue how broadly the US will apply this. The stuff this would be most helpful to increase production for is more the generic components and feedstocks, so if it's narrowly around the covid vaccines only and not the supply chain tech it doesn't do much actual good.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
So when are the local results coming in?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
it's a foreskin conclusion m8 big keir is going to wipe the board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Is Keir circumcised?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Chuka Umana posted:

Is Keir circumcised?

Probably best to close the thread for the night

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Chuka Umana posted:

So when are the local results coming in?

No idea but they are saying Holyrood results won't come in until Saturday or Sunday because they aren't doing an overnight count which is weird but sensible

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1390021145911513089

Obviously not UK news but holy gently caress this is huge (assuming, of course, there's not some loving *gigantic* strings attached somewhere).

Bill too busy drowning his sorrows in blended child foreskin cocktails to interfere.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Chuka Umana posted:

Is Keir circumcised?

I know an ex of his (her daughter is in my son’s class); I’ll ask her.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Finally we can add another line to ukmt_politician_genitals.xls.

Lembit has been very lonely as the only entry.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

therattle posted:

I know an ex of his (her daughter is in my son’s class); I’ll ask her.

you are a wonderful human being

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


You know who else liked to make lists of circumcised people?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
germaine greer

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Julie burchill?

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


I was try to :godwin: but honestly those are much funnier

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




uhm are we going to war with France?

how delightlyfully retro

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Not really? It's Good, thats certain. But it never was a big bottleneck, moreso the deindustrialization of the Global South. And we have no clue how broadly the US will apply this. The stuff this would be most helpful to increase production for is more the generic components and feedstocks, so if it's narrowly around the covid vaccines only and not the supply chain tech it doesn't do much actual good.

I mean it's huge in the sense of this is the US telling large corporations and the entire thinktank blob to get hosed and allowing even the merest hint that human life might actually be more important than profits and IP law, a tiny but very important crack in the great wall of late-stage capitalism.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

apparently the first boat they are sending carries one 20mm cannon and two machineguns, I am not entirely sure the french won't be more heavily armed between them.

Oh and apparently the Tamar currently has dazzle camo on lmao.

E: aww they half assed it, I was hoping they would go full on zebra stripes but it's just some cubist shite.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:27 on May 5, 2021

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i dunno if anyone has said this before so apologies if this has been gone over before but the radio said earlier that you should take your own pencil or pen to vote tomorrow because of covid covered pens and pencils.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




NotJustANumber99 posted:

i dunno if anyone has said this before so apologies if this has been gone over before but the radio said earlier that you should take your own pencil or pen to vote tomorrow because of covid covered pens and pencils.

Thanks for the tip.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

NotJustANumber99 posted:

i dunno if anyone has said this before so apologies if this has been gone over before but the radio said earlier that you should take your own pencil or pen to vote tomorrow because of covid covered pens and pencils.

I had forgotten this, thank you.

Please do go out and vote, even if you spoil your ballot.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Get to go to my old Primary School to vote tomorrow

Always fun walking in and being shocked at how drat small everything is

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Necrothatcher posted:

uhm are we going to war with France?

how delightlyfully retro
we're going to go 0 for 4 in Stupid Wars Started Over Fish. it's going to absolutely rock, and France will claim all our coastline up to Bristol

lime_third
May 5, 2021

History Comes Inside! posted:

Is it better to go and write “they’re all wankers” on the ballot or to just stay home and not bother?

I’ve never not voted before but gently caress me there seems to be nobody worth voting for. If anyone else who’s planning on actually voting in the West of England mayoral thing knows of a good reason to vote for any of them I’m all ears.

Why bother? I've voted in every election since I was 16 until the PCC elections started when I was thirty-something. I stayed home for that one because I didn't see why that needed to be an elected position. And you know what? The sky didn't fall; the world didn't end. All that happened was the exact same fuckers I would have voted against got in. Exactly the same as every election since I came of age. So I lost my faith in the democratic process for a bit and dropped off the electoral roll.

I got excited by labours last attempt and signed up and voted in the last general election -- it didn't help. There's nothing you can do to swing things. Abstaining doesn't get reported on and spoiling your ballot never amounts to more than 1% of the vote.

This year my polling station has elections for the county council, police and crime commisioner, and parish council. Nothing I do will affect the result so whether I go down and draw a massive cock and balls on the paper or just stay home and drink depends entirely on how much I want to have a walk in the sun.

Edit: this all sounds a bit doom-n-gloom, so I feel like I ought to point out that I did try and have a go at local politics. Stuffed envelopes for the local lib-dem candidate. Even did some door to door before the inevitable defeat. Then they stabbed me in the back by going into a coalition with the conservatives. So there's another party I won't vote for until I'm six feet under...

lime_third fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 5, 2021

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

apparently the first boat they are sending carries one 20mm cannon and two machineguns, I am not entirely sure the french won't be more heavily armed between them.
The Royal Navy did manage to take on two German heavy gunboats and a full warship using two petrol narrowboats with comically oversized peashooters captained by a man otherwise mostly famous for lies, wearing skirts on occasion, and getting court-martialled for wrecking his own ships, and won.

https://twitter.com/m_sherrington/status/945629456017879040

Naval battles are not always a matter of competence and discipline.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

i dunno if anyone has said this before so apologies if this has been gone over before but the radio said earlier that you should take your own pencil or pen to vote tomorrow because of covid covered pens and pencils.
#penisbest

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
I hope all Edinburgh Central goons know who the correct person to vote for tomorrow is.

E: her name rhymes with kaddy mirkman

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

NotJustANumber99 posted:

i dunno if anyone has said this before so apologies if this has been gone over before but the radio said earlier that you should take your own pencil or pen to vote tomorrow because of covid covered pens and pencils.

Just open a vein and mark your choice in the finest claret ink known to man.







Or drop trou, poo poo on the polling station floor and mark your choice in the earthiest way you have.,

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Why not vote green? They actually have decent policies and are the most socialist of the lot.

Berry is the lovely lady that suggested anyone leaving Labour after Corbyn got the boot was a racist and not welcome in the Greens. They also have a Terf problem, a woowoo mystic crystal problem and aren't socialist.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

CGI Stardust posted:

we're going to go 0 for 4 in Stupid Wars Started Over Fish. it's going to absolutely rock, and France will claim all our coastline up to Bristol

Yeah after losing 3-0 to Iceland in their last friendly I don't think too much of the team's chances in an actual tournament game.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Lungboy posted:

Berry is the lovely lady that suggested anyone leaving Labour after Corbyn got the boot was a racist and not welcome in the Greens. They also have a Terf problem, a woowoo mystic crystal problem and aren't socialist.

You're not voting green because you actually think the Green Party are perfect people you - you vote them because it gets read as "dissatified left wing votes/Extinction Rebellion supporters" by the media, which hurts Starmer. Or you just give up on elections as a method of change altogether, which isn't the worst idea in the world.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

#penisbest

Way to brag about it

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

lime_third posted:

Why bother? I've voted in every election since I was 16 until the PCC elections started when I was thirty-something. I stayed home for that one because I didn't see why that needed to be an elected position. And you know what? The sky didn't fall; the world didn't end. All that happened was the exact same fuckers I would have voted against got in. Exactly the same as every election since I came of age. So I lost my faith in the democratic process for a bit and dropped off the electoral roll.

I got excited by labours last attempt and signed up and voted in the last general election -- it didn't help. There's nothing you can do to swing things. Abstaining doesn't get reported on and spoiling your ballot never amounts to more than 1% of the vote.

This year my polling station has elections for the county council, police and crime commisioner, and parish council. Nothing I do will affect the result so whether I go down and draw a massive cock and balls on the paper or just stay home and drink depends entirely on how much I want to have a walk in the sun.

Edit: this all sounds a bit doom-n-gloom, so I feel like I ought to point out that I did try and have a go at local politics. Stuffed envelopes for the local lib-dem candidate. Even did some door to door before the inevitable defeat. Then they stabbed me in the back by going into a coalition with the conservatives. So there's another party I won't vote for until I'm six feet under...

I feel very similar, but I will vote in the hope that my vote will be seen as one which has been lost, but could be gained again, by Labour.

Not that it matters even the tiniest amount in my eternally Tory constituency anyway.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I didn't vote green because why would I vote for one party that explicitly wants me to gently caress off after deciding not to vote for another because it explicitly wants me to gently caress off

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Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


I have no idea who to vote for. Every candidate is a wet egg.

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