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Johnny Walker posted:
You would think that Spidey of all people would know that humans are softer than walls.
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Glass jars are softer than walls too but then again, Kool-Aid Man.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Now that Kingpin is winded Spidey can use the power of being strong enough to loving deadlift the Kingpin in order to defeat the current situation. No other way that strength could've been useful.
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May 3, 2021 18:31
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MorningMoon posted:Now that Kingpin is winded Spidey can use the power of being strong enough to loving deadlift the Kingpin in order to defeat the current situation. No other way that strength could've been useful. Before that the Kingpin had a switchblade! Spidey couldn't remember he had super strength to just hold the dude's arms and break them.
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May 3, 2021 20:20
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Saoshyant posted:Before that the Kingpin had a switchblade! Spidey couldn't remember he had super strength to just hold the dude's arms and break them. He couldn't as Kingpin was all greased up, remember? I mean now he can, but it's clearly related to either the lack of air or plot convenience. One of those.
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May 3, 2021 21:04
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kingpin was not actually greased up. he had specific counters against webs and wall walking, but never did anything about nsm's oft-forgotten superhuman strength.
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May 3, 2021 21:22
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I think Spidey couldn't initially use his super strength because he was still woozy and exhausted from the effect of the drugs he willingly took from the doctor. Fortunately removing oxygen from the room helped to make him stronger and more clear-headed.
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May 3, 2021 22:22
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Honestly, him taking the drugged drink the doctor he doesn't trust drugged right in front of him is 100 times wilder to me than the air pocket under the mask.
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May 4, 2021 16:28
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 what the gently caress are raccoons when you think about it
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May 4, 2021 16:35
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MorningMoon posted:
Pretty great, actually. https://youtu.be/Ofp26_oc4CA
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May 4, 2021 16:53
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 "Yes, haha. Here, now drink this." "Will do!"
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May 4, 2021 18:10
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lmao it is a normal wall. he could have busted through it with a punch at any time. i thought it was some sort of armored vault.
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May 4, 2021 19:27
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May 4, 2021 21:11
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Spider-Man sure does like inflicting massive head trauma on his opponents huh? I guess he gives it as well as he takes it.
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May 4, 2021 21:32
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lmao it is a normal wall. he could have busted through it with a punch at any time. i thought it was some sort of armored vault. He was hesitant to attack it since he didn't know if it was made up of bricks.
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May 4, 2021 22:06
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May 4, 2021 22:49
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"Mr. Fisk, you were right! Spider-man DID stop showing up! Now we're being assaulted by some guy swinging on grappling hooks and calling himself the Night Monkey, though!" "Blast! Another new hero to deal with! Confound it, now I have to start all over again!"
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May 5, 2021 01:51
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right, didn't regular spiderman once adopt several new superhero identities at the same time?
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May 5, 2021 04:27
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Prodigy! The Hornet! Dusk! Ricochet!
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May 5, 2021 05:42
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I never heard the term straphanger before, you learn something new every day with NSM! Well, maybe not every day. Unless you count stuff like "How many days can we stretch out a fight against snakes in a swamp" or "How many concussions can a man suffer before permanent brain damage sets in"?
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May 5, 2021 11:16
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 Well what did you think Kingpin was going to do after you drugged Spider-Man and had him delivered to him?
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Johnny Walker posted:
That last panel. It's ripe for some edits. Oh my.
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May 5, 2021 18:29
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he threatened me pretty much every time we spoke and i believed him, but i had no idea he'd harm you!
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May 5, 2021 18:32
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I don't know if all the things you said about Spider-Man were untrue, you did say he had dementia, which is entirely possible.
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May 5, 2021 19:11
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May 5, 2021 20:18
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it's like the saying goes about how half of psychologists get into it to understand their own broken brains, except in this case the brains are literally broken.
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May 5, 2021 21:10
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 I think I'll just start posting GRONNK alongside these because why not.  MorningMoon posted:
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May 6, 2021 06:13
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he's got heavy stuff on the brain, that's for sure.
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May 6, 2021 06:16
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I still absolutely love that Peter's first reaction isn't "Huh some rear end in a top hat must be dressing as me and committing crimes to frame me," it's "Oh no maybe my powers are controlling me without me knowing!"
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Twelve by Pies posted:I still absolutely love that Peter's first reaction isn't "Huh some rear end in a top hat must be dressing as me and committing crimes to frame me," it's "Oh no maybe my powers are controlling me without me knowing!" Professor: In nature there are some parasites that are actually able to take control of their host organism, forcing them to do what they want. Peter: Oh no! Professor: Oh ho ho, but don't worry, these parasites can only affect the most simple-minded of creatures. Peter: OH NO! 
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May 6, 2021 08:36
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May 6, 2021 17:28
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May 6, 2021 17:31
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I'd really like to see the bit between Kingpin's "I hate it when you gloat" and this strip. Doctor: so, uh... Kingpin: yeah, yeah, you can go now Doctor: Just like that? Kingpin: my goons bailed and the new episode of SSSS.Dynazenon should be done torrenting, i'm done with you jerks for now Spidey: *walks to the window* Kingpin: take the loving elevator down, I just had the room cleaned. Ugh, right, I gotta get the other room un-greased before it starts smelling. Spidey: see you next week! ... hey, this thing is missing the Floor 1 button Kingpin: *sighs and reaches into the elevator to press the lobby button for them*
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Spidey: Don't worry doc, you're safe from Kingpin forever now. Doctor: So he's going away for life? Spidey: Nah he'll be walking free in a week and committing crimes again, anyway I'm gonna swing away and leave you to walk home alone now!
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May 7, 2021 08:13
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in a week? no one called the cops! kingpin is still chilling in his crib.
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May 7, 2021 14:19
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To be fair it's a little hard to have a guy arrested for trying to kick the rear end of a superhero when you have exactly one witness.
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May 7, 2021 14:20
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Dr.: Can't believe he'll go free. You possess a tragic nobility, Spider-Man. Forever locked in battle against the same enemies, an eternal fight between good and evil. We can never repay you for your constant vigilance, truly the hero we need but not the one we deserve. I feel safer knowing you're always watching, always defending the city. Spider-Man: ...whu-? Sorry did you say something? Going on vacation, was just picturing my wife in her different bikinis, humina humina!
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May 7, 2021 14:56
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So we're just gonna forget that the doctor was an accomplice to the Kingpin?
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Is this going to lead to Obama getting Spidey through the security gate and the "why aren't you an Avenger"?
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