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Have we said ‘two doinks, one ring’ yet?
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# ? May 7, 2021 13:23 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:22 |
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We have now!
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# ? May 7, 2021 13:24 |
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WWE Presents: Oops! All Doinks! live on Pay Per View this SUNDAY!
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# ? May 7, 2021 13:48 |
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bradzilla posted:WWE Presents: Oops! All Doinks! live on Pay Per View this SUNDAY! Oh boy have I got news for you....
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# ? May 7, 2021 14:27 |
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bradzilla posted:WWE Presents: Oops! All Doinks! live on Pay Per View this SUNDAY! Lmao Someone make this cereal box
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# ? May 7, 2021 14:29 |
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Eclipse12 posted:Lmao It really shocks me that Vince never got into the cereal business. Like, Hogan's CerealMainia or Ultimate Warrior-Os with little pink Hart shaped marshmallows. "Send in 12 boxtops plus $14.95 shipping and handling to get your own Jimmy Hart megaphone!"
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# ? May 7, 2021 14:42 |
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I got two Doinks and I ain't ashamed, I got two Doinks and they wrestle all the same
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# ? May 7, 2021 14:43 |
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But yes, I know what you mean. If Nintendo can have a cereal, why couldn't Hogan or Macho? Also, I want dat Hart megaphone...
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# ? May 7, 2021 14:44 |
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Henry O. Godwinn's Sloppies just add milk
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# ? May 7, 2021 16:20 |
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Eclipse12 posted:
Somebody put the Mauler Twins from Invincible in clown makeup.
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# ? May 7, 2021 16:38 |
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Bonzo posted:It really shocks me that Vince never got into the cereal business. Like, Hogan's CerealMainia or Ultimate Warrior-Os with little pink Hart shaped marshmallows. God damnit you rear end in a top hat, Ultimate WarriO's was right there.
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# ? May 7, 2021 17:01 |
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Chief McHeath posted:God damnit you rear end in a top hat, Ultimate WarriO's was right there. Now with extra DesTruCity!!!
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# ? May 7, 2021 17:38 |
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Jake "The Flake" Roberts
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# ? May 7, 2021 17:48 |
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Dr.Smasher posted:Oh boy have I got news for you.... Hey, speaking of the boys! My tolerance for lovely 80s/90s gimmicks and storylines is basically bottomless, but once it gets to the attitude era I nope out.
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# ? May 7, 2021 17:52 |
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Doink: Maximum Cloneage e: Maximum Clownage e2: The Clown Saga
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# ? May 7, 2021 17:58 |
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mods please change my name to Black Doink
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# ? May 7, 2021 18:08 |
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Izzat Bushwacker Doink? We've come full circle.
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# ? May 7, 2021 18:13 |
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Chief McHeath posted:God damnit you rear end in a top hat, Ultimate WarriO's was right there. drat. I feel like I'm on the other side of a Rock promo Eclipse12 posted:Jake "The Flake" Roberts lol did you mean that as a double entendre? Jake did quite a bit of flake back in the day. Eclipse12 posted:Izzat Bushwacker Doink? In the spirit of Being John Malkovich, they should have "Doinkamania". All the audience is in Doink masks, JR King, Taz, all the announcers in full Doink makeup and wardrobe. Bonzo fucked around with this message at 18:21 on May 7, 2021 |
# ? May 7, 2021 18:14 |
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I didn't make the drug connection, no. I was just like, "lol snake rhymes with cornflake" Also, I'm excited by Bushwacker Doink. Their arm swing is perfect for pie throwing!
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# ? May 7, 2021 18:46 |
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Jake the Snake, at his worst, was so drunk and out of his mind on drugs that he was no-showing indie shows, and if he did show, he would be falling all over himself in no condition to perform.
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# ? May 7, 2021 18:58 |
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I never liked diamond dallas page the wrestler, but that dude is cool as poo poo for helping him out like he did. Scott Hall too!
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:03 |
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When do the Dinks show up?
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:09 |
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this always blows my mind, i guess ddp yoga is the real deal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9_4f0AJd3o
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448 I follow DDP Yoga and love it. Arthur, the dude in that viral video, teaches a few of the classes on the app now. DrVenkman fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 7, 2021 |
# ? May 7, 2021 19:19 |
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64 years old and doing a dive off the top rope to the outside jfc
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:20 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:My tolerance for lovely 80s/90s gimmicks and storylines is basically bottomless, but once it gets to the attitude era I nope out. This is the correct position to take, and I think everyone itt will agree with it.
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:29 |
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Kunabomber posted:Jake the Snake, at his worst, was so drunk and out of his mind on drugs that he was no-showing indie shows, and if he did show, he would be falling all over himself in no condition to perform. In Mick Foley's first book he talks about how even though Jake professed to being a born-again Christian, if you spent extended time with him it would eventually slip out that Jake was basically faking it
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:40 |
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:44 |
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Eclipse12 posted:In Mick Foley's first book he talks about how even though Jake professed to being a born-again Christian, if you spent extended time with him it would eventually slip out that Jake was basically faking it yeah we all know where austin 3:16 came from
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:46 |
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Eclipse12 posted:In Mick Foley's first book he talks about how even though Jake professed to being a born-again Christian, if you spent extended time with him it would eventually slip out that Jake was basically faking it Seems unnecessarily lovely to out him like that, grifting religious types is extremely blessed.
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:55 |
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DDP is a good egg. His program is just regular yoga but with all the spiritual stuff taken out. Which to me is like food with no spice, but I get why it works for some people. Eclipse12 posted:In Mick Foley's first book he talks about how even though Jake professed to being a born-again Christian, if you spent extended time with him it would eventually slip out that Jake was basically faking it As someone who grew up in the South, this is pretty much EVERY born-again Christian.
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# ? May 7, 2021 21:14 |
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Bonzo posted:As someone who grew up in the South, this is pretty much EVERY born-again Christian. There’s nothing in the Bible that says I can’t drive home drunk from my kid’s peewee football game or leave a loaded gun on the coffee table.
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# ? May 7, 2021 21:28 |
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Kunabomber posted:this always blows my mind, i guess ddp yoga is the real deal one of my favorite tropes in wrestling is when a Wrestling Legend comes back in a t-shirt and has the strongest punches in the world, the heels all looking terrified, approaching one at a time to receive a big overhand blow that sends them careening to the mat (I'm not being snarky, I love it, respect the legend or go gently caress yourself) this isn't that, but I was kinda watching it thinking it had that energy, like the young dudes were approaching the old dudes with no intention other than to bump like crazy for them and then Dustin hit a destroyer and I was like well I guess I need to shut the gently caress up
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# ? May 7, 2021 21:41 |
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Eclipse12 posted:Izzat Bushwacker Doink? I'd discuss this in more detail, but you're only a few months away from this PPV. Survivor Series 1993 is a really bizarre show in general.
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# ? May 7, 2021 21:55 |
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When I was a kid I used to have nightmares of wrestlers taking over the world.
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# ? May 7, 2021 21:55 |
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Zeluth posted:When I was a kid I used to have nightmares of wrestlers taking over the world. All hail Sid Justice!
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# ? May 7, 2021 22:11 |
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Zeluth posted:When I was a kid I used to have
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# ? May 7, 2021 22:17 |
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it happened donald trump was president
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# ? May 7, 2021 22:22 |
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Kunabomber posted:it happened wwe hall of famer donald trump
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# ? May 7, 2021 22:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA0aJxvyrZg mayor of like 500,000 people in tennessee some of whom wear shoes
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