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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

jokes posted:

What is it about victim complexes that is just SO INSUFFERABLE holy poo poo

Most people with victim complexes are actually well off and they're just bitter that the world doesn't bend over and let them stick their dick in its butthole.

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
The maxim used to be that during a gold rush the money was in selling shovels, but now imagine shovels are made by a single company in Taiwan and you're a grave digger.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Shumagorath posted:

The maxim used to be that during a gold rush the money was in selling shovels, but now imagine shovels are made by a single company in Taiwan and you're a grave digger.

but i wanna be bigfoot

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Inept posted:

but i wanna be bigfoot

in that case friend can i interest you in these bigfoot costumes

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Squatchcoin is the next big thing buy buy buy!! I post unendingly in YouTube comment sections and random chatrooms

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
i've already minted an NFT of the Patterson film but the JSON points nowhere because all known copies are lost

Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer
Looks like I missed the ETH gravy train. Oh well, I'll just buy some DOGE about it

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

chaosbreather posted:

cron is a program that will run other programs for you at a specific time or at a certain frequency. it's pretty useful and basically everywhere. for checking if something has changed though, i recommend watch, which is similarly widespread and much more focused on identifying if there are any changes to an output. hook that up to your favourite http client like curl or wget and it makes paranoia and/or sale sniping quite convenient and flexible

watch doesn't detect changes between frames. You are comparing a finite state machine to a push down automaton. You imbecile. You loving moron.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

xtal posted:

watch doesn't detect changes between frames. You are comparing a finite state machine to a push down automaton. You imbecile. You loving moron.

Uh they have this new thing in linux now called a file

you can store things in them and check them too

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Walked over 40k out of the loving crypto casino, set aside half for taxes. Feels good to have some extra around given crypto market status.

TA side, we are probably about to see a correction. And don't forget since we started this bull market early and every year is different it's probably going to end either in October or maybe early March/April next year. Getting there.

Can't break my NDA but you'll be seeing some interesting and surprising intentional crypto securities approved and brought to the USA in coming months.

The only part I really like of crypto is stablecoins and their interest rate. Anyone leaving a majority of their crypto in volatile assets is just asking for stress, imo.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



notwithoutmyanus posted:

Can't break my NDA but you'll be seeing some interesting and surprising intentional crypto securities approved and brought to the USA in coming months.

There is always more, and it is always worse.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Not even related to NDA but anything coming to the US as an SEC approved Crypto security is kinda groundbreaking. Remember most crypto avoids that poo poo like the plague because they can't handle the risks.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



notwithoutmyanus posted:

Not even related to NDA but anything coming to the US as an SEC approved Crypto security is kinda groundbreaking. Remember most crypto avoids that poo poo like the plague because they can't handle the risks.

Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.

Also, the whole concept of stablecoins seems roughly comparable to private banks issuing their own coins back in the 18th and 19th centuries, so once again recapitulating financial history in an electronic and dumber way.

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

We have passed the point where crypto will die on its own.

Now it must be killed.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm going to murder Bitcoin.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






If I ever get the opportunity to kill Bitcoin I would take it without giving it a second thought.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



If you meet the Bitcoin on the road, kill him.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I will not suffer a bitcoin to exist.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'll make Satoshi watch as his precious child (Bitcoin) draws its final breath. His white paper will be painted red.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their Bitcoin.

Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer
we won't rest until a BTC goes from being worth a kilo of gold all the way down to one USSR kopek

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The entire appeal of crypto to the true believers is that it's unregulated. If it becomes SEC approved that means the massive book of financial regulations is going to come down like a ton of bricks on the exchanges.

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
I actually can't wait for someone to walk away with the keys to the crypto at one of these more mainstream adoption cases. I feel like we haven't had a high profile exit scam in this bull run.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Salt Fish posted:

Uh they have this new thing in linux now called a file

you can store things in them and check them too

Which watch does not use... If you were implementing statefulness and change detection with watch it would be in the program provided to it and watch would just be a stupid way of saying while sleep 2.

xtal fucked around with this message at 11:51 on May 8, 2021

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

buttcoin

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Andy Dufresne posted:

I actually can't wait for someone to walk away with the keys to the crypto at one of these more mainstream adoption cases. I feel like we haven't had a high profile exit scam in this bull run.

I can wait for the first abduction and murder of some mid level schmuck who had access to the keys. Like holy crap - no matter where you keep it, it's like having a pile of cash under your mattress.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

You know fellas? I think HDC is on to something here…

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

MechaCrash posted:

We have passed the point where crypto will die on its own.

Now it must be killed.

give me some crypto, once I go to cash out everything will conveniently drop to .00001 cent right before I hit that submit button.

Turmoil
Jun 27, 2000

Forum Veteran


Young Urchin

Paladinus posted:

I'm going to murder Bitcoin.

Speaking of that... https://www.wate.com/news/crime/fbi-knoxville-man-paid-hitman-in-bitcoin-to-kill-his-wife/

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
see bitcoin does have a practical use, it traps idiots

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
loving stupid, who wants to use a coin that makes you get arrested? trying to buy some swishers at the cash station, pay the man your .000000000000000003123000000000000234876500234 bitcoin and BAM the Feds roll up and arrest you. another sucker arrested 4 using crypto. hate to see it but also love to see it forever

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


The real reason crypto wont work currently for buying things from a store is because you would have to pay capital gains tax on top of the sale when you sell your dogecoin to buy the 48 roll pack of toilet paper.

necrotic
Aug 2, 2005
I owe my brother big time for this!

xtal posted:

watch doesn't detect changes between frames. You are comparing a finite state machine to a push down automaton.

watch does indeed detect changes between frames with the --difference flag. You imbecile. You loving moron.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

necrotic posted:

watch does indeed detect changes between frames with the --difference flag. You imbecile. You loving moron.

TIL.

Then again I've never used watch before.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
has anyone said ....


hitcoin

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
DOGE is some of the most volatile poo poo...

One second Musk tweets and it's at .74, some other firm tweets that they're shorting it and it sinks to .61, now it's as .66--

Everytime it peaks I could theoretically sell and then rebuy the dip to make some good $$, but I'm too afraid of/confused by the taxes to attempt it.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

xtal posted:

Which watch does not use... If you were implementing statefulness and change detection with watch it would be in the program provided to it and watch would just be a stupid way of saying while sleep 2.

WHoa sorry didn't realize I was talking to an expert! drat someone should invent a way to store data between commands in linux that would be sick.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Salt Fish posted:

WHoa sorry didn't realize I was talking to an expert! drat someone should invent a way to store data between commands in linux that would be sick.

It took me about 30 seconds of extremely light googling to figure out that you could very loving easily rig up watch to be a change detection system even if watch doesn't inherently use files

I know very little about Linux and had never heard of watch before this thread and even my dumb rear end can see that would be very loving easy

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Somfin posted:

It took me about 30 seconds of extremely light googling to figure out that you could very loving easily rig up watch to be a change detection system even if watch doesn't inherently use files

I know very little about Linux and had never heard of watch before this thread and even my dumb rear end can see that would be very loving easy

It's like "salt" in a username is a red flag at this point.

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