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my earliest memories of kid icarus come from my grandmother, at her house in the country, when I was 9 years old. I came from a big family, and playing video games were an important ritual that helped keep us connected, both to ourselves and to our past. playing video games during the holidays were quiet the production, with almost every member of the family shuffling around the den, eager to contribute to the days festivities. but kid icarus was something that only grandma and I played, and playing it together felt like sharing a secret with your best friend.
the walkthrough below is based on the strategy that my grandmother perfected over years of playing kid icarus—a strategy that she kept tinkering with, in true grandma fashion, until she passed away in 2006. but to really understand the walkthrough, and why she cultivated it so diligently, we have to go back to Prussia in 1902, when her mother—my great grandmother—was just starting to dream of a new life in America while making handmade video games at local market in konigsburg.
young people today may find this hard to believe, but in the days before raytracing and subsecond load screens, every piece of the video game was made by hand. it was hard work, but to those old world artisans the craftsmanship was its own reward. I often think about my great grandmother, meticulously placing one pixel next to another, and wonder what she would have thought of me and grandma casually entering passwords that we had looked up in Nintendo power, instead of earning them hard way. would she have been angry, or would she have instinctively understood the bond that we were sharing as we traded the controller back and forth and traded inside jokes about how the snakes looked cross-eyed?
Thanks gibb3h!
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Necromancer is a fancy word for vampire
i thought necromancers were just healers who *really* didn't want to give up.
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i thought necromancers were just healers who *really* didn't want to give up.
That is a good character hook.
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May 7, 2021 00:51
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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lesser known greek philosphers:
Grantwriterese, who made his money outlining plans for pointless experiments
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 7, 2021 21:34
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Orwell: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.
Time traveller: Pffft, I WISH.
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May 8, 2021 17:25
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small grant
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May 8, 2021 17:26
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Oculus Noctuae
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A quartet of dolphins in an ICU. Four all-intensive porpoises.
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May 8, 2021 18:12
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An Iranian minister known for his obsequiousness and cloying manner whose nickname in the international press is "the Persian carpet".
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A quartet of dolphins in an ICU. Four all-intensive porpoises.
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May 9, 2021 06:35
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i can't remember whether or not i saw a horse
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May 9, 2021 07:27
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overheard on the set of an undercover cop movie:
"Well, if this showbiz thing doesn't work out for you, you can always get work as an undercover cop."
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May 11, 2021 14:35
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overheard on the set of an undercover cop movie:
"Well, if this showbiz thing doesn't work out for you, you can always get work as an undercover cop."
*to a drug dealer*
I'm not a cop but I play one on tv
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May 11, 2021 16:03
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*to a drug dealer*
I'm not a cop but I play one on tv
Wearing a wire? Ha! Get a load of this guy! Wearing a wire. What do you think this is, Undercover Cop Movie, starring Tom Cruise?
*turns to henchman*
You know, they originally wanted to cast him as the bad guy, but he actually has it in his contract that he only plays good guys. Not a lot of people know that.
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May 11, 2021 16:21
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i was gonna bring up that contract negotiation scene from network but with the mafia instead but that's pretty much get shorty so i'll go back to what i was doing.
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May 11, 2021 16:43
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Oculus Noctuae
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE
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Award winning Baltimore crime drama The Underwire
Highly acclaimed despite persistent poking at sensitive areas
lol
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May 14, 2021 03:20
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i discovered symbolism when my eighth grade english teacher threw a cymbal at me
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May 14, 2021 15:58
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hello... again!
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im bored of directors
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May 14, 2021 15:58
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whN9JJ74dPw
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May 14, 2021 20:50
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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CEO - Chief Ennui Officer
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May 14, 2021 21:21
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CEO - Chief Ennui Officer
Chief Emu Officer
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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CEO - Chief Ennui Officer
Chief Emo Officer 
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Chief Errant Officer
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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May 14, 2021 21:38
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chief executive dysfunction
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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CIO - Chief Indolence Officer
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May 14, 2021 23:00
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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The Gin Blossoms stole all of the horse's food because they had hay jealousy
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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getting into a heated debate about using "thicc" to describe breasts
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The Gin Blossoms stole all of the horse's food because they had hay jealousy
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May 15, 2021 12:38
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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kids in the matrix arguing on the school playground: "oh yeah? well my uncle is the architect"
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May 15, 2021 21:30
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the boys are back in town but they're an otherworldly horror. i feel like this has already been a thread but i'm not sure.
I have some good news and some bad:
bad news is somebody already done it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WAlkyxz2mU
good news is they did a good job of it.
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 16:27 on May 16, 2021
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a t-shirt saying "this arrow is pointing at my dick" but the arrow is pointing in a direction one would not assume one's genitals would be located
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