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Computer viking posted:Reminds me of the witch from Good Omens (author of "The nice and accurate Predictions of Agnes Nutter, Witch"), who knew they were going to drop by and burn her on the stake in the evening, so she packed her clothes with gunpowder and metal scrap. why wouldnt she just fly off on her broom? no wonder dumbass got burnt up 
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Looks like someone doesn't get how prophecies work.
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Mister Olympus posted:Isn't there like a several million dollar prize some science boards run that people will get if they can prove they're really psychic? and people take the tests all the time but nobody actually does well enough to meet the standards James Randi offered a large cash prize for anybody who could prove they were psychic or could do telekinesis or any kind of real magic. Then he conveniently died of old age. Hmm...
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I had a dream that my husband texted me that he wanted his dick sucked. That is all. Because of this thread, I automatically read this as "I had a dream that my husband texted me that he wanted his dick severed. That is all."
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Apr 30, 2021 22:17
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quote:one time when i was around 12 years old i visited my mom's family on the east coast. we gathered around and some dude pulled out a picture of this girl and was like "this is my ex". me wondering why someone would carry around a picture of their ex girlfriend but being 12 and wanting to fit in and hearing that exes are bad said "ugh gross!" to which my mom replied "that's his girlfriend! what the gently caress!" Guess I'm wondering where exactly this happened. I'm in northern NY and I've never heard somebody call their current SO their ex in that way, but unless you believe the hype about the St. Lawrence being the 4th coast, it maybe doesn't count.
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May 2, 2021 17:36
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Yea no one does that. Your family member is just a weirdo.
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May 2, 2021 18:45
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I had a dream that my husband texted me that he wanted his dick sucked. That is all. OK, since you've forced the issue by not telling us already (sheesh!): Did you suck it in the dream? Did you tell the dream to your husband after you woke up? Did your husband then text you the same question in real life? Psychic or not, you can guess the next question.
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Nooner posted:why wouldnt she just fly off on her broom? no wonder dumbass got burnt up
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burial posted:people on the east coast refer to their current partners as exes East coast of what country? 
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May 2, 2021 21:59
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Lifelong new englander here confirming that nobody in history has ever done that
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loquacius posted:Lifelong new englander here confirming that nobody in history has ever done that I'm from east coast Canada, and same.
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May 2, 2021 22:57
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Sounds to me like it was either 1) that guy had broken up with the woman and then gotten back together and was making a dumb joke, and you didn't know that detail 2) your mom has some weird hangup about not bad-mouthing exes because they were once a significant other or something I'd say both are about equally likely and equally dumb
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May 2, 2021 23:17
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The mom probably said "that was" not "that is" and the dumb loving kid misheard or she mumbled it or something. Like even if they split up saying from a picture that she's loving gross is kind of a dig at that guy.
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Baron von Eevl posted:The mom probably said "that was" not "that is" and the dumb loving kid misheard or she mumbled it or something. Like even if they split up saying from a picture that she's loving gross is kind of a dig at that guy. I missed this and now I’m cracking the gently caress up
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Semi-anonymous alt-account confession, I sent in some kind of drunk missive about my struggles with gender identity to some iteration of this thread so long ago that I couldn't find it via search, and now like.....6? 8? years later I'm suddenly and unexpectedly out as trans to like 95% of my social circle and things are still kind of weird but also awesome. I feel super good (which is somehow kind of terrifying, ngl) and everyone has been surprisingly supportive and awesome, even people I'd specifically kinda worried about in the past. I'm like, actively pursuing therapy for the first time in my life and overall I feel so much more comfortable and happy just existing.
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bad sugarpop habit posted:Semi-anonymous alt-account confession, I sent in some kind of drunk missive about my struggles with gender identity to some iteration of this thread so long ago that I couldn't find it via search, and now like.....6? 8? years later I'm suddenly and unexpectedly out as trans to like 95% of my social circle and things are still kind of weird but also awesome. I feel super good (which is somehow kind of terrifying, ngl) and everyone has been surprisingly supportive and awesome, even people I'd specifically kinda worried about in the past. I'm like, actively pursuing therapy for the first time in my life and overall I feel so much more comfortable and happy just existing. So this thread actually got someone to get to the root of the problem and actually cut their dick off. Amazing. (sorry if you are going the other way, I needed to make the joke. Congrats though!)
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bad sugarpop habit posted:Semi-anonymous alt-account confession, I sent in some kind of drunk missive about my struggles with gender identity to some iteration of this thread so long ago that I couldn't find it via search, and now like.....6? 8? years later I'm suddenly and unexpectedly out as trans to like 95% of my social circle and things are still kind of weird but also awesome. I feel super good (which is somehow kind of terrifying, ngl) and everyone has been surprisingly supportive and awesome, even people I'd specifically kinda worried about in the past. I'm like, actively pursuing therapy for the first time in my life and overall I feel so much more comfortable and happy just existing. That's great and all but did you get any psychic powers out of it?
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bad sugarpop habit posted:Semi-anonymous alt-account confession, I sent in some kind of drunk missive about my struggles with gender identity to some iteration of this thread so long ago that I couldn't find it via search, and now like.....6? 8? years later I'm suddenly and unexpectedly out as trans to like 95% of my social circle and things are still kind of weird but also awesome. I feel super good (which is somehow kind of terrifying, ngl) and everyone has been surprisingly supportive and awesome, even people I'd specifically kinda worried about in the past. I'm like, actively pursuing therapy for the first time in my life and overall I feel so much more comfortable and happy just existing. Holy crap, this is like the feel good story of the thread, I love it!
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quote:one time when i was around 12 years old i visited my mom's family on the east coast. we gathered around and some dude pulled out a picture of this girl and was like "this is my ex". me wondering why someone would carry around a picture of their ex girlfriend but being 12 and wanting to fit in and hearing that exes are bad said "ugh gross!" to which my mom replied "that's his girlfriend! what the gently caress!" That is primo kid logic right there. You get exactly one data point and just run with it.
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May 7, 2021 15:01
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bad sugarpop habit posted:Semi-anonymous alt-account confession, I sent in some kind of drunk missive about my struggles with gender identity to some iteration of this thread so long ago that I couldn't find it via search, and now like.....6? 8? years later I'm suddenly and unexpectedly out as trans to like 95% of my social circle and things are still kind of weird but also awesome. I feel super good (which is somehow kind of terrifying, ngl) and everyone has been surprisingly supportive and awesome, even people I'd specifically kinda worried about in the past. I'm like, actively pursuing therapy for the first time in my life and overall I feel so much more comfortable and happy just existing. (Congrats!)
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LargeHadron posted:That is primo kid logic right there. You get exactly one data point and just run with it. People on the east coast do not refer to current partners are exes. I think you misheard that person or something.
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Nocheez posted:People on the east coast do not refer to current partners are exes. I think you misheard that person or something. Yeah, you and I are on the same page with this.
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May 7, 2021 17:58
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Now for something completely different:quote:This is absolutely petty and dumb and probably going to be really stream of conscious so I can just send it out on a lunch break but
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May 9, 2021 03:14
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"I'm a furry." "I meet every little criteria for a functioning adult." 
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BigBadSteve posted:"I'm a furry."
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burial posted:Now for something completely different: Tell me ur white without telling me ur white
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making pornographic furry art with a "defund the police" message on it puts you in a weird uncomfortable state because it's stupid edgelord poo poo that is trivializing real serious things that happen to actual people. it's equivalent to that picture of the jews getting thrown out of warsaw with rainbow dash photoshopped in. it also doesn't help advance the idea that furry stuff is a lifestyle and not just a sexual fetish
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quote:mixing of genuinely real, very current, very controversial social issues with fiction and lewdness just puts me in such a deeply anxious and uncomfortable place You said it yourself already—you take issues of social justice seriously, and furrydom is just fun and games. Mixing the two is perhaps a quixotic attempt to put a sexual fetish on the same level as justice reform, and this might risk bringing the latter down to the level of the former (for some)? It would be like if every video on PH ended with, "*GULP* ahhh, and remember: there is no ethical consumption under capitalism!" Seems to make a mockery of a serious message.
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This came in a little while back. I was hoping there would be something happier or silly to post with it but there isn't. quote:Sometimes I secretly wish my abuser wasn't here. It sounds like the abuse is ongoing, but I hope I'm misunderstanding some of the tense shifts. gently caress parents that allow one child to torment the others.
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There have been no new feshes to post! which is worthy of announcing because I don't want anyone to think I'm not doing the Very Serious Job of checking the inbox.
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Aug 27, 2021 07:19
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I miss therapy goon and anime boss girlfriend goon
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Aug 27, 2021 09:42
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szary posted:I miss therapy goon and anime boss girlfriend goon I wonder how decomposed therapy goon's body is? Or if its been found yet?
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Surprise! somebody sent something in. On the one hand, it isn't juicy - on the other, it's pretty nice anyway. quote:A few years ago I was a raging transphobe. I even got banned for posting some awful transphobic poo poo and refusing to let it drop.
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burial posted:Surprise! somebody sent something in. On the one hand, it isn't juicy - on the other, it's pretty nice anyway. That’s really good but I question why it has to be anonymous. An apology that wasn’t anonymous would carry more weight, I think.
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Aug 28, 2021 08:25
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Then we wouldn't have had thread content!
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Aug 28, 2021 08:37
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burial posted:Surprise! somebody sent something in. On the one hand, it isn't juicy - on the other, it's pretty nice anyway. You're not the first, you won't be the last anon. Just don't be a dickhead going forward and make sure to make folks like the old you mad as hell by kicking rear end and being happy
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therattle posted:That’s really good but I question why it has to be anonymous. An apology that wasn’t anonymous would carry more weight, I think. Inviting the shittier lurkers in the thread to pull up their old transphobic posts to throw in their face later seems like a bad idea
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therattle posted:That’s really good but I question why it has to be anonymous. An apology that wasn’t anonymous would carry more weight, I think. Do ya know what thread you're in? I feel stupid asking because you have 4 pages worth of posts in this thread but clealry there's something loose in you're head
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