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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Cousin of the taint reaper, one imagines?

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Iron Crowned posted:

(Don't Fear) The Cum Reaper

Sorry Blue Öyster Cult, I will absolutely fear the cum reaper

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

WeaponX posted:

Sorry Blue Öyster Cult, I will absolutely fear the cum reaper



Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It does look like they censored the photo

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

What’re they supposed to be holding? Little mirrors? Mini led flashlights?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

appropriatemetaphor posted:

What’re they supposed to be holding? Little mirrors? Mini led flashlights?

DICKS

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I’m just...I’m just not sure: https://www.instagram.com/p/COoVRVGA2vz/?igshid=nmu5gu5pco1d

E:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS has a new favorite as of 16:12 on May 9, 2021

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Is instagram all of the sudden forcing you to have an account to see these now? I can't see these posts without logging in.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, they changed that last month I believe.

Just means I won't be clicking in any Instagram links.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Yeah, gently caress IG

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




But every tattoo artist in the world insists on using Instagram messages to set up appointments now, so surely in this tattooey thread people have Instagram accounts?

:magemage:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I just come here to point and laugh at the worst tattoos.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ultrafilter posted:

I just come here to point and laugh at the worst tattoos.

I don't even laugh anymore, it's all just sad.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

LifeSunDeath posted:

I don't even laugh anymore, it's all just sad.

Ah, I see you’ve now spent enough time on the internets.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The trick here is that the ink smear is tattooed on and that tat is five years old

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

History Comes Inside! posted:

But every tattoo artist in the world insists on using Instagram messages to set up appointments now, so surely in this tattooey thread people have Instagram accounts?

:magemage:

I deleted mine months ago because gently caress Facebook.

Plus e-mail still exists. I doubt I'll have any problems contacting artists I want to work with.


Replaces the "St"s with "W"s and it works.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

whypick1 posted:

I deleted mine months ago because gently caress Facebook.

Plus e-mail still exists. I doubt I'll have any problems contacting artists I want to work with.


Replaces the "St"s with "W"s and it works.

That's an excellent observation. As a prize, have the whole image dump on Imgur
https://imgur.com/r/badtattoos

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
To say that a lot of these are NSFW is an understatement:
https://www.inkedmag.com/tattoo-artists/bloody-tampons-fresh-feces-and-grandmas-boobs-25-foul-tattoos

The frog tattoo and Granny on a surfboard cross the line into the amazing

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

To say that a lot of these are NSFW is an understatement:
https://www.inkedmag.com/tattoo-artists/bloody-tampons-fresh-feces-and-grandmas-boobs-25-foul-tattoos

The frog tattoo and Granny on a surfboard cross the line into the amazing

of all those tats the only one i would consider is the "never change"

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

whypick1 posted:

I deleted mine months ago because gently caress Facebook.

Plus e-mail still exists. I doubt I'll have any problems contacting artists I want to work with.


Replaces the "St"s with "W"s and it works.

kinda wanna get this as one of those ambigram type tattoos

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

As a prize, have the whole image dump on Imgur
https://imgur.com/r/badtattoos



Russell Crowe Jesus lookin' kinda rough.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




:crossarms:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I keep mashing rewind but it isn't working

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I need somebody who speaks Tattoo to translate that.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

I need somebody who speaks Tattoo to translate that.

Ambition

What you definitely have when you get a face tattoo

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

The Bloop posted:

Ambition

What you definitely have when you get a face tattoo

His SoundCloud link is on the other side.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

misspelled “attention” there

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
It clearly says AM button, he loves his AM Gold Hits (tm)

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



My first read was Ambien

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


The only way that tattoo could be more ironic is if it said "Employability."

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Cartoon Man posted:

I need somebody who speaks Tattoo to translate that.

"poor impulse control"

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Cartoon Man posted:

I need somebody who speaks Tattoo to translate that.

At first I read it as "ambilam" and my brain automatically filled in "woah black Betty."

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

IUG posted:

Is instagram all of the sudden forcing you to have an account to see these now? I can't see these posts without logging in.
Right-click, open the post in a new tab. At least on Firefox it gets around the log-in pop up.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Knormal posted:

Right-click, open the post in a new tab. At least on Firefox it gets around the log-in pop up.

Middle click links to open them in a new tab.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Control-click links to open them in a new tab.
or cmd-click if you’re a Mac user

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Middle click links to open them in a new tab.
I wasn't sure how universal across platforms that was. Point is, open it in a new tab, however you get there.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I haven't had a three button mouse since serial ports

I did own one of these but it was trash so I returned it

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wait what thread even is this

have a gross mouse tattoo

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