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when do I sell the millions of dogecoins I have acquired
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May 9, 2021 04:20
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Snake Dance posted:when do I sell the millions of dogecoins I have acquired yesterday probably
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May 9, 2021 04:46
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Lol that big red candle, did he just go on
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May 9, 2021 04:55
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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May 9, 2021 04:57
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it's really funny watching all the musk fans and dogecoin people realize that SNL sucks
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May 9, 2021 04:58
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Can someone liveblog the musk bits I can't bear to watch
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May 9, 2021 05:01
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hahahhahahh
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May 9, 2021 05:15
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The Protagonist posted:Can someone liveblog the musk bits I can't bear to watch his mom said it, not him. price is going through the drat floor
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May 9, 2021 05:19
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Imagine not trading all of your doge for safemoon a few days ago in anticipation of this. Lmao. Morons. Buffoons.
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May 9, 2021 05:25
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so he said it and the price didn't budge lmao just lmao
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May 9, 2021 05:33
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as a CFA and a doctor of money who teaches financial physics, i predict that the price will rocket upward soon. the audience members are simply too enraptured by SNL, but as soon as its over theyll get right to buying
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May 9, 2021 05:46
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Just gotta hold
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May 9, 2021 05:47
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are you actually a phd cumshitter? what was your thesis on?
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May 9, 2021 05:52
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these pogs are gonna be worth something, damnit
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May 9, 2021 06:36
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forget pogs, I only want to invest in slammers
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May 9, 2021 06:40
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i have millions of pogs how do i get slammers tho???
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May 9, 2021 07:30
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i say swears online posted:are you actually a phd cumshitter? what was your thesis on? money
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May 9, 2021 07:55
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oh dang
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May 9, 2021 08:02
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set up direct deposit to pognance.ly, then purchase pogcoin. verify with KFC and then trade to metalmask (but that parts sketchy you might gently caress up a few times and lose your money). Finally, with the internet exploere extension for bitmilk -> cakemix you can trade poggos for $slam (but dont forget the vpn)
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May 9, 2021 09:07
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palindrome posted:set up direct deposit to pognance.ly, then purchase pogcoin. verify with KFC and then trade to metalmask (but that parts sketchy you might gently caress up a few times and lose your money). Finally, with the internet exploere extension for bitmilk -> cakemix you can trade poggos for $slam (but dont forget the vpn) source your quotes
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May 9, 2021 09:37
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Snake Dance posted:when do I sell the millions of dogecoins I have acquired you have to find additional suckers to buy the magical internet coins, just as you were the sucker who bought them from someone else it's like some kind of scheme
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May 9, 2021 09:45
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Yossarian-22 posted:i've heard that it's less of an issue if you just don't sell anything but idk if that's bullshit or not, and i definitely wouldn't want to be caught lying to the irs, so it's definitely an issue that concerns me i want to circle back to this. what do you mean its not an issue if you dont sell? how do and the people youre conversing with about taxes define selling? i ask because it sounds like youre getting advice from people in the crypto community about taxes and that is the last place i would go for tax advice.
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May 9, 2021 10:24
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cumshitter posted:i want to circle back to this. what do you mean its not an issue if you dont sell? how do and the people youre conversing with about taxes define selling? i mean selling your holdings for actual us dollars. i imagine that selling one crypto for another or for crypto tether bucks is a transaction worth recording but that literally and truly cashing out would create a potential problem with the irs and would need to be reported also lol that snl was a flop, but hey he said "dogefather" and my dogefather coin cratered and then rocketed right back up!
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May 9, 2021 11:33
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Yossarian-22 posted:i imagine that selling one crypto for another or for crypto tether bucks is a transaction worth recording it is. its beyond my understanding because i am not an accountant. but if you are exchanging things that have value with another party then you need to account for what you have gained or lost. even if it's a perfect $0.00 exchange you need to document it, because you are exchanging things the IRS considers to be securities like stocks
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May 9, 2021 11:46
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thanks for the guide, i hope it was smart to put my life savings into safemoon anyway i think the rest of you should buy some safemoon. safe is right there in the name
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May 9, 2021 17:42
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Well I did it, I made billions off of Elon's appearance on SNL. I've contacted them and I will be hosting the show in 3 weeks.
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May 9, 2021 17:59
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cumshitter posted:it is. its beyond my understanding because i am not an accountant. but if you are exchanging things that have value with another party then you need to account for what you have gained or lost. even if it's a perfect $0.00 exchange you need to document it, because you are exchanging things the IRS considers to be securities like stocks most of what i do is recorded as transactions on metamask and believe me, there are a lot of them. it's disgusting how many there are my thinking is that i'll make sure i have access to them and then just hope that i'm in a don't ask, don't tell situation until i start to sell my crypto for usd in piecemeal, and by then i'd hope to have a binder or something. i'm still wondering whether i should check that box and confirm that yes, i did buy crypto in the past year though. would it be a big deal to leave it blank next year?
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May 9, 2021 19:45
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As long as you didn't say anything to anyone I'm sure it's fine oh shi
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May 9, 2021 19:54
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i bought "yeet" and "elonsperm" and they are both mooning. working is pointless
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May 9, 2021 22:32
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i am now betting on human stupidity and its working out idk why i didn't do this years ago, loving goons
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May 9, 2021 23:51
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glad that the current pink sheets craze is back in coin form
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May 10, 2021 01:55
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Alobar posted:every single day i see people living in trash and poo poo on the sidewalk and in the street and i want to help I beg and plead with you to please research how Taxes work with Crypto
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May 10, 2021 10:22
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i hate rich people so much
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My shitcoin portfolio is approaching 10k
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May 10, 2021 23:09
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Yossarian-22 posted:My shitcoin portfolio is approaching 10k gently caress me off of how much initial money? If i'm there i'm "SELL HOLY gently caress SEEEEELLL"
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May 11, 2021 00:15
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CredulousAtBest posted:gently caress me I put about a thousand into regular crypto, made way more than that with just investments in hoge and safemoon, and then aped all three of those investments into dumb coins that did nothing and sold with barely $250 left because of callousness and stupidity I slowly climbed from $250 to $10,000 and got way smarter with my tactics in about a month's time but technically you could say my initial was $1000 Just take profits when you can but never sell everything. The upside potential of 10-100x on a coin is worth the risk of going to 0
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May 11, 2021 00:57
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Please be my financial advisor. These fifty three million safemoons are not enough to feed my family.
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May 11, 2021 01:00
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Yossarian-22 posted:I put about a thousand into regular crypto, made way more than that with just investments in hoge and safemoon, and then aped all three of those investments into dumb coins that did nothing and sold with barely $250 left because of callousness and stupidity drat, when the boom happened (again) I went from 50 to like 1100 but I was used to the prices. I knew what poo poo was valued at. It was easy to go "oh ETH is way below, BUYBUYBUY" etc these days idk wtf I am doing. its just looks like chaos
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May 11, 2021 01:04
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punished milkman posted:Please be my financial advisor. These fifty three million safemoons are not enough to feed my family. Ape that poo poo into any stupid coin that has a dog on it that people are hyping on reddit for immediate profit right now, ESPECIALLY if it's super early (like a marketcap under 10 million) but keep some safemoons for longterm. I like Astropup and Kiboshu Inu right now but there is a new dog being released every minute because everyone wants to get in on the next SHIBA INU coin which came from nowhere and is now worth billions in total market cap. Shitcoins are less likely to be scamcoins on ETH network but the gas prices are dumb as hell. And as always DYOR. Bonfire is dipping and has over 100,000 holders now, but you're probably not going to get insane profits on that for awhile because it's cooling down after rocketing an amazing amount already. Community is insane and it looks like it could be the next safemoon. Maybe buy some for safe keeping as you profit And, I can't emphasize this enough, HODL and try to have peace of mind. Going to bed and waking up to amazing returns is an amazing feeling  don't stare at charts unless you are a sicko with a trigger finger. Usually if you try to time things perfectly you will fail
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May 11, 2021 01:08
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where the heck do these coin swaps exist, is it a pancake party? I'm imagining a cruft's dog show where everyone shows their new dog coin but then some of them poop on the floor
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May 11, 2021 08:04
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you dont have any gains until you realize them so like, you know, cash out a little
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May 11, 2021 09:43
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