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Goons Are Gifts

wait I just looked up the definition of pie vs. cake and based on that, it seems that pizza, technically, is a pie??


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Goons Are Great posted:

wait I just looked up the definition of pie vs. cake and based on that, it seems that pizza, technically, is a pie??

I think you'll find that all pies are soups in bread bowls. Please refer to page 293, section 2, column A, paragraph 3 for the full legal description of pizza as a pie, which qualifies as a soup in a bread bowl.

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

wait I just looked up the definition of pie vs. cake and based on that, it seems that pizza, technically, is a pie??

Let me check the System of a Down lyrics

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Goons Are Great posted:

wait I just looked up the definition of pie vs. cake and based on that, it seems that pizza, technically, is a pie??

Then why do they call it pizza cake?

Escape From Noise

samantonio posted:

Then why do they call it pizza cake?

https://thisiswhyurfat.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/bacon-cheese-pizza-burger/amp/

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Calzones are pies, pizzas are open face pies

Escape From Noise

All foods are sandwiches. Think about it. What is soup in a bread bowl, but a sandwich? Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Ideas worth sharing.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Escape From Noise posted:

All foods are sandwiches. Think about it. What is soup in a bread bowl, but a sandwich? Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Ideas worth sharing.

Sir? Sir there's no need to be violent. We all know foods are soups in bread bowls. Please calm down. I said CALM DOWN. SIR. SIR, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STOP RESISTING.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Plates are funnels and we are the blenders. All food is yearning to be in its natural state: a smoothie.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


The last time someone attempted to challenge me on soups in a bread bowl I wrote extensively on Foucault, Derrida and Deleuze and let's be real, my liver and kidneys can't take that bolus of loving drugs again.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I could maybe do Dreyfus and Butler comparatives though so.

I'm saying, I'm basically a loaded weapon here, I will write and nobody will enjoy it, as per my posting history.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Just curious, what happens when you put soup in a bread bowl, in a larger bowl of soup?

You know, just soup all the way down.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Zil posted:

Just curious, what happens when you put soup in a bread bowl, in a larger bowl of soup?

You know, just soup all the way down.

So, all the way down to the primordial soup?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Since everything is inherently a soup, and the environment is inherently a bread bowl, technically everything remains a soup in a bread bowl.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Wait, is this forum in Comic Sans?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


What are you talking about, all of the forums are in comic sans. Always have been. It's a comedy forum.

xcheopis


City of Glompton posted:

i would buy two atomic fireballs and a charms pop with that kinda cash

i remembered how to gif it's just really big i'm not sorry

https://i.imgur.com/zQ7o7Hi.mp4

Buncha buncha bunchy kitty

Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap
Followed by a handsome man who says his name is Jack

xcheopis


alnilam posted:

Hmm good call, baswd on the last pool concession stand prices i remember i believe i could get exactly two airheads and two bits-o-honey

https://www.oldtimecandy.com/search?q=Atomic+fireballs

Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap
Followed by a handsome man who says his name is Jack

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Buddy, The Yob has always been in lowercase helvetica. What are your settings???


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
I have it set to mid-90's Wingdings, but all I'm getting is Comic Sans.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Turn off your monitor if you wanna see wing dings, OP

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Who still uses monitors? How old is this forum?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


What's a forum?

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Mormon Nailer posted:

What's a forum?

Not much, what's a forum with you?

Sorry, my orientation paperwork said I have to respond that way.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Whats

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


samantonio posted:

Not much, what's a forum with you?

Sorry, my orientation paperwork said I have to respond that way.

AYYYYYYY

WE'RE KEEPING THIS ONE

City of Glompton

Mormon Nailer posted:

AYYYYYYY

WE'RE KEEPING THIS ONE

:agreed:

edit


33¢ cents EACH this is OUTRAGEOUS and will not stand. i have suffered them going from 5¢ to 10¢ to 15¢ to 25¢ (old here) but 33¢? they should have made it 35

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 18:32 on May 9, 2021


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Mormon Nailer posted:

AYYYYYYY

WE'RE KEEPING THIS ONE

:agreed:

e:fb

Escape From Noise

[taps mic]

The universe, my orbs, is a sandwich.

Escape From Noise

samantonio posted:

Not much, what's a forum with you?

Sorry, my orientation paperwork said I have to respond that way.

They get it!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Escape From Noise posted:

[taps mic]

The universe, my orbs, is a sandwich.

This is a fundamental sin against our gods and you shall join my wicker man just as soon as I can get out of this beanbag chair.

Gimme a minute.

Eventually.

Finger Prince


Escape From Noise posted:

[taps mic]

The universe, my orbs, is a sandwich.

I thought it was a donut?

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

I thought it was a donut?

You have been mislead

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


i am eating soup out of a plastic bowl


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i am eating soup out of a plastic bowl

Ah, a soup sandwich.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


personally i think lunch should be allowed to decide for itself if it is a soup or a sandwich.

As long as it doesn't try to be a salad :catstare:


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Natural law states that all foods are soups in a bread bowl and I will die on this hill behind the dumpster next to Saint Louis Bread Co.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


It has not and will NEVER BE Panera.

Escape From Noise

We've all heard of a sandwich artist, but who's ever heard of a soup artist? Think about it.

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City of Glompton

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i am eating soup out of a plastic bowl

having recently witnessed how dangerous this can be i am properly impressed


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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