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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

There's bound to plenty of other places in the country to watch as well but an extremely important MP to watch now will be Thangam Debonnaire, Shadow Cabinet Minister for Housing. Nearly all the council seats in her area have gone to Greens from Labour and she's been anagonistic to her CLP and Momentum Bristol, lovely to the left in general but also hyper loving paranoid about losing her seat - demanding way more canvassing in 2017 and 2019 in her area than was sensible or required. She must be absolutely making GBS threads herself now and so she's going to be a real indication of the power of the left (in Bristol) over Labour - if they can bring her to heel and actually start getting her to make statements in support of various local activist issues then the Labour left is capable of organising and has some weight to throw around. If she keeps being all melty then one of the largest and angriest grassroots left organisations in Labour is finished and that's an awful indication of any hope they have about getting back in control of the party.

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Honestly why are melts *so* obsessed with Yvette Cooper? She seems a fairly bog-standard middle-ranker - is this the actual reason? They assume someone quite so milquetoast is the epitome of "electability"?

they think she’s thatcher

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Nandy is making tweets critical of Israel which is a pretty clear indicator that HQ has lost control of her and she isn't worried about being sacked.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/bencsmoke/status/1391474359299104783

Dude's gone full "lock yourself in your room and pretend the world doesn't exist"

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Pistol_Pete posted:

I'm starting to think a lot of Labour figures really loving hate Starmer but had been discretely keeping their powder dry before now.

Every anecdote I've heard about him (largely from this thread) paints him as an arrogant wanker to be around and I really feel like that's a bigger deal than often gets credit. Boris has basically made a career out of being awful at everything but extremely pleasant and charming to be around. So yeah I wouldn't be at all surprised if, for political reasons too obviously, a ton of Labour folk do really dislike him and are pretty drat happy to get the knives out.

I mean look at Burnham's tweet up there, pure revelling. I'm here for it.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/bencsmoke/status/1391474359299104783

Dude's gone full "lock yourself in your room and pretend the world doesn't exist"

You'd think he'd have some staffer tweeting this stuff out for him, at the very least? It must be a serious crisis when they can't even pretend to be papering over the cracks.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

kingturnip posted:

Considering Starmer had to be persuaded to run as an MP in the first place, and then only ran as Leader because everyone kept telling him how good he'd be, none of this is a surprise.

The man is utterly incapable of doing anything that requires independent thought. And the fact that he continually seems to lean on the stupidest, worst-informed people in the room for advice is just the cherry on top.

He’s also a ridiculously inexperienced leader, being an MP for what, just over 4 years before taking over. So he’s clearly in way over his head when it comes to dealing with internal party machinations.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/09/government-to-change-english-voting-system-after-labour-mayoral-victories

Didn't know this was a thing, the Tories are going to change all the Mayoral elections to FPTP so they stop losing so many.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/bencsmoke/status/1391474359299104783

Dude's gone full "lock yourself in your room and pretend the world doesn't exist"

Starmer shut in his office with the lights off and curtains drawn, getting strategic counsel from his most trusted advisors Jim Bean and Johnny Walker.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

peanut- posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/09/government-to-change-english-voting-system-after-labour-mayoral-victories

Didn't know this was a thing, the Tories are going to change all the Mayoral elections to FPTP so they stop losing so many.

Unfortunately the amount of messed up ballots in London has helped make their case for them so I expect this to sail through.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

keep punching joe posted:

It's nothing to do with job competence really. Mostly just a way of giving your mates something high profile to do, and putting your rivals in a position where they aren't allowed to openly shittalk you.

Sure, but it's just sort of enabling of us to accept this and literally refer to it as a reshuffle, taking terminology from gambling to describe the organisation of the people we've elected to look after us.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Sure, but it's just sort of enabling of us to accept this and literally refer to it as a reshuffle, taking terminology from gambling to describe the organisation of the people we've elected to look after us.

Hmm, yes, "reshuffle" does suggest a modicum of agency.

In future, please can everyone refer to Kier Starmer's actions as "a total crapshoot." Thanks in advance.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
lol:

https://twitter.com/Private_Fuq/status/1391344098196566020

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Mister Fantastic posted:

He does have policies. He has:
* sensible centrism
* flags

* support are police

Pantsmaster Bill
May 7, 2007

I’m still cracking up at Keith posing for a fish supper despite being a vegetarian. It just sums him up so well.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Ordinarily, cabinet reshuffles are coordinated to align policy decisions into a single coherent whole. For example: if you were facing a war, you'd consolidate all pacifists or all warhawks to your personal taste (or, if you're smart, to the tastes of public opinion). Neil Kinnock went further than this, using shadow cabinet positions as a means of conversion: offering SCG members who revoked their SCG policies —and who accepted his own agenda— positions in the shadcab. In this way he consolidated all centrists by strongarming socialists into the center, if only symbolically (NB: It was poo poo).

Starmer seems to think that shadcab positions should be offered to people with name recognition, or to those who have some expertise in the field. While there's some truth to this, party members will make their name by espousing their views irrespective of whether they have a (shadow) office. They'll make columns, tweets, speeches and appearances that get the public to know where they're coming from. Better yet, you get to see the public response to these things. Starmer has half figured out that you can make statements by the hiring and firing of people from this pool into the shadcab (in his case, mainly firing) but he hasn't quite utilised the potential for probing or even amassing public opinion that back benchers can have, nor has he been able to communicate what exactly unifies his own hand picked cabinet. He's just gone and picked people who have name recognition, or some people with relevance in the field, and hopes the viewer goes "I like that" instinctually rather than through any principle or quality that draws the voter to the cabinet member.

Voters aren't stupid. No matter which side you're on, people can see the contradictions in the front benches. What's more, people can see that Labour messaging right now is coming from the top down.

Why do this?

I think he betrayed his mindset recently. He makes changes. Defeat has made him so shaken that he will frantically try anything new, because the last thing failed. It's understandable, because that's the exact spirit that got him into leadership in the first place. He is the party's rebound shag, and this election is the painful realisation that Labour still loves Corbyn. There is no cabinet that can salvage that.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1391416425437347845

i might be giving this a bad-faith reading; is this suggesting obliquely that some equivalent to Jo Cox's murder (by a fascist) could be the end result of the current Labour Party clusterfuck and anger? seems just a tad off if so

CGI Stardust fucked around with this message at 21:18 on May 9, 2021

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Amazing, what a triumph of messaging the last 24 hours have been.
https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1391488142314811395

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1391488176724840451?s=20

Here we, here we... etc

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



CGI Stardust posted:

https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1391416425437347845

i might be giving this a bad-faith reading; is this suggesting obliquely that some equivalent to Jo Cox's murder (by a fascist) could be the end result of the current Labour Party clusterfuck and anger? seems just a tad off if so

Or drawing an equivalence between twitter being mean to Kieth and the actual loving assassination of an MP, quite possibly.

I'm sure that's not what she means, though. :rolleyes:

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

CGI Stardust posted:

i might be giving this a bad-faith reading; is this suggesting obliquely that some equivalent to Jo Cox's murder (by a fascist) could be the end result of the current Labour Party clusterfuck and anger? seems just a tad off if so

I mean she explicitly says that's what she means, so yes

https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1391469288075276295?s=20

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
Can't wait to descend into the full banter timeline, and Starmer ends up promoting Jessflaps and the loving Hamburglar.

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

I won't knife you in the back, I'll knife you in the front

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
love to say that telling MPs they're bad at their jobs is just the same as shooting them

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

peanut- posted:

I mean she explicitly says that's what she means, so yes

https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1391469288075276295?s=20
loving hell, didn't see that

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
If murders making people sad stopped people being mean, there'd be no murders. Even if we follow her twisted logic, it's a plea with absolutely zero strength behind it. What is it a plea for? As far as I can tell, decorum.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
https://twitter.com/liamyoung/status/1391492531205115908

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
is that Rachel Reeves' music i hear???

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Not to defend Starmer too much (he'll find someone awful to replace her with) but Dodds was absolute shite at the Shadow Chancellor job and that is actually the right thing to do

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006

the tweet is already gone haha.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back


and to follow up


it was Reeves' music!

CGI Stardust fucked around with this message at 21:54 on May 9, 2021

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
^^^(Thanks CGI Stardust)

https://twitter.com/bdmabrams/status/1391494340321628161

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

peanut- posted:

Not to defend Starmer too much (he'll find someone awful to replace her with) but Dodds was absolute shite at the Shadow Chancellor job and that is actually the right thing to do

Yeah I don't really think anyone will be too upset about him dumping Dodds.

If he'd had a hint of forethought the obvious thing to do would be wait a week or so and then sack dodds, possibly replace her with kate green or otherwise shuffle people around to free up education, and give Rayner the education brief back.

However unfortunately for him he's a loving idiot.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1391493477121380354
what convenient timing for a reshuffle just as Nick felt it was time to move on :)

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
Has going after the whip ever worked out? He knows where the bodies are buried ffs

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Angie is now... Shadow Duchy of Lancaster !! a big promotion, i'm sure we can all agree

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

CGI Stardust posted:


Angie is now... Shadow Duchy of Lancaster !! a big promotion, i'm sure we can all agree

:lol: A loving pretend shadow role for an already pretend cabinet role.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
Oh man it gets loving better

https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1391497252372467716

JOBS JOBS JOBS
(but again)

What a loving weekend lol

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

Pesky Splinter posted:

Oh man it gets loving better

https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1391497252372467716

JOBS JOBS JOBS
(but again)

What a loving weekend lol

Didn't he already spend the last year in his office focusing on 'jobs?

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Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
What exactly is the difference between ‘work’ and ‘jobs’ in that slogan’s logic?

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