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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

"Ogura. Kill the men that get past me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HwzVqcNaSU

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

They're real. He posted them himself on his Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/COltko-BLbz/?igshid=pfixngkyzfov

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
https://twitter.com/bog_chaser/status/1392217933028503554?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/gordieparmesan/status/1392357585630633987

Settle down there hannibal

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

Memento posted:

This might be one of my all-time top 3 tweets, along with twitter main character and modest company with modest goals.

I've somehow never seen modest company and had to Google it. It is, in fact, a very good tweet.

https://twitter.com/Stev_D/status/524686327233921025

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/actioncookbook/status/951453718926495745

This might be one of my all-time top 3 tweets, along with twitter main character and modest company with modest goals.

ACB and all of the shutdown fullcast crew are extremely pro twitter follows even if you don't like podcasts that are in theory about college football.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AvantGeekArt/status/1392146132617334784

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




*Werner Herzog voice* The saline tang of the pink flesh

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_Brendonsmall/status/1392526330177097728

:black101:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmfao

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/allwadeallday/status/1392205089931239432?s=21

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

Oooh, I'm Mrs Francisquini, I makea da influencer posts

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009


I thought "American Senior High School" was just a descriptor, like a high school for American seniors. No, that's actually the name of the school.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.


I really want to see her disguise.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




She woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids all the flyers she left with her personal Instagram account on it

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/sarahmhop/status/1392510315795996673?s=21

I'm just some guy

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Same but doublefisting turkey legs with a plastic horn of beer hanging from a necklace that is clearly giving me a rash.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

I am too, but I wish I was one half of that couple :allears:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Chainclaw posted:

I thought "American Senior High School" was just a descriptor, like a high school for American seniors. No, that's actually the name of the school.
So clearly she got away with it because she snuck into what's obviously a fake school.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Laughing at sure hope this guy just likes vikings

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


zedprime posted:

Same but doublefisting turkey legs with a plastic horn of beer hanging from a necklace that is clearly giving me a rash.

I saw in the comments that the corset wearers feel bad about not being represented. They’re out there every day in that uncomfortable device, getting sunburnt, getting leered at by all the That Guys, putting in an honest 8 hour day.



I salute the Thin Cleavage Line protecting us.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

space uncle posted:



I salute the Thin Cleavage Line protecting us.

My friend worked with a gal who stuck a fake eyeball in her cleavage and wrote "Eye see you" on her boobs. Got her a lot of tips from very embarrassed drunk guys.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Atticus_1354 posted:

My friend worked with a gal who stuck a fake eyeball in her cleavage and wrote "Eye see you" on her boobs. Got her a lot of tips from very embarrassed drunk guys.

excuse you my eye is down here

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1392539425633095681?s=20

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/nicholasdante_/status/1392289649796816897

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



https://twitter.com/JDfromscrubslol/status/1383140248943742976

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Why the hell is his fishing pole right next to the bed? That’s stupid. That’s how I got my hand hooked super badly back in the day

Robert J. Omb
Dec 1, 2005
The 'J' stands for 'AAARRGH!'

freeedr posted:

Why the hell is his fishing pole right next to the bed? That’s stupid. That’s how I got my hand hooked super badly back in the day

I thought it was because of the crocodile

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Important news in case you didn't click through on that adult swim tweet

https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/1392509971003330564

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1392492834356408321

https://twitter.com/AllieGoertz/status/1392218064129724417

https://twitter.com/bobo_circus/status/1392148441359425537

https://twitter.com/uglynfilthy/status/1391926609402163200

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/xoxogossipgita/status/1390033575114854401?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1392614948619046912?s=21

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/TinySnekComics/status/1392518674322448386?s=19

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/Gahostan/status/1392320963442847744?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Tylerjoelb/status/1392598001005236229

The venn diagram of people who won't get the vaccine and people who buy scratcher tickets is probably a perfect circle, so why not?

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

iwentdoodie posted:

What if they're 33, just got a hp tattoo, and somehow have a masters of library science and work in education?

Also yeah no kids but cat obsessed.

Date immediately

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/mbueckert/status/1392632586678243328

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Tylerjoelb/status/1392598001005236229

The venn diagram of people who won't get the vaccine and people who buy scratcher tickets is probably a perfect circle, so why not?

I buy scratcher tickets....

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

I buy scratcher tickets....

Get vaccinated!

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I won a free vaccine appointment off a scratchoff ticket.

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