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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


xbilkis posted:

Cage-Sydal feels like the first match graphic in ages to have no nicknames, nobody accompanying the wrestlers, no titles, no stip, no rankings, just two dudes

Guys bein dudes match.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Huntman posted:

We definitely were meant to get a Jade squash match tonight. So I wonder if something happened to her, since her and Santana are both off the show tonight.

Jade interview, she had a match on Elevation

(Edit) and here it is

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It's time to hit the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to beat down Darby

On the Miro show tonight!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Jade Cargill continues to really not understand why she should probably have her own pet carney.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the fruit brute

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
This was not worth the TV time.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Jade Cargill not knowing how managers work is...a gimmick.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Jonny Nox posted:

People are going to bitch and moan about the ladies only getting a squash match this week.



But drat, that was a good squash match.

Cutting the Cody Endless Promo and having another women's match like Statlander or a Kipless Penelope would have been preferable imo but cutting Cody is not gonna happen

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Jade is like carved out of stone or something, goddamn

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Jade is a goddamn war goddess

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
oh no what if Jade signs with WWE

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Jade being chased after reminds me of the days Randy Savage was being chased by every then hot manager and he ended up introducing Elizabeth to everyone's surprise.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

ChrisBTY posted:

Jade Cargill not knowing how managers work is...a gimmick.

shes her own manager

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
time for darby to die



and then win with a coffin drop

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

JOHN CENA posted:

double or nothing is gonna kick rear end

yeah it's looking like a hell of a card already

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

BDawg posted:

Were there no rankings this week? By my count, Rosa should have 3 more wins and 1 more loss than Britt. Doesn’t that make Rosa #2?

This was actually brought up during the match. Rosa is #2.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

im really very excited for this match, holy poo poo

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Jade's Abs.

This isn't hornyposting. Those Abs make me jealous.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Hmmm after that promo maybe a manager isn't a bad idea after all, Jade!

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Can you please give Miro the title instead of a gently caress finish or Darby ultimate warrior comeback like every loving match

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Jade is that bitch, but Britt Is the baddest bitch on the block. Can't wait for the feud

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

projecthalaxy posted:

It's time to hit the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to beat down Darby

On the Miro show tonight!

Best intro of all-time.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


https://twitter.com/JoeyOnEarth/status/1392636439012253699?s=19

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



projecthalaxy posted:

It's time to hit the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to beat down Darby

On the Miro show tonight!

It's time to wipe off make-up
It's to have the fight
It's time to get things started
On the Miro show tonight!

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

rotinaj posted:

Cutting the Cody Endless Promo and having another women's match like Statlander or a Kipless Penelope would have been preferable imo but cutting Cody is not gonna happen

Cody's thing for sure would have worked better as one of the very good video packages AEW does instead of an in-ring promo

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Penguin Patrol posted:

oh no what if Jade signs with WWE

The American Dragon will show up and surprise manager her, he's got a yes chant he can pump things up with.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Hirez posted:

Can you please give Miro the title instead of a gently caress finish or Darby ultimate warrior comeback like every loving match

lmao.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Seams posted:

time for darby to die



and then win with a coffin drop

Actually, Darby pinning Miro while literally dead would be a cool angle.

I mean, I wouldn’t actually want to watch that…

…unless…

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

The Last Call posted:

Jade being chased after reminds me of the days Randy Savage was being chased by every then hot manager and he ended up introducing Elizabeth to everyone's surprise.

It's this but Shaq makes his AEW return

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019

The Last Call posted:

Jade being chased after reminds me of the days Randy Savage was being chased by every then hot manager and he ended up introducing Elizabeth to everyone's surprise.

I am now beyond depressed that jade's new manager won't be larry sweeney because gently caress this would be the perfect way to introduce him :smith:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

So Miro gets extra time to stomp on darby's mushed head? :neckbeard:

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Jade just really wants to see the manager

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
jade doesnt want to give her money to some geek. seems pretty self-explanatory.

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

Evil Badman posted:

This was actually brought up during the match. Rosa is #2.

In my mind, Shida was #1. I forgot how the rankings are only for contenders.

Rosa should be #1 contender with more wins.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




If Darby wins, it will be more desperate than a coffin drop.

That's my 1 week probation :toxx:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Shaq should be jades manager

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


If Darby wins it has to be with the Last Supper or another avalanche crucifix bomb, Miro is too big to sell a coffin drop.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Jade is that bitch, but Britt Is the baddest bitch on the block. Can't wait for the feud

Jack Evans still holds the title of Baddest Bitch in the Building, so you have to include him as well

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

Hirez posted:

Can you please give Miro the title instead of a gently caress finish or Darby ultimate warrior comeback like every loving match

do you actually know what ultimate warrior did in the ring

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Hirez posted:

Can you please give Miro the title instead of a gently caress finish or Darby ultimate warrior comeback like every loving match

this thread is full of takes today

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