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Door's already open. A handful of abstainers aren't going to change the outcome here, so you might as well go get brunch now*. People are going to live/die regardless. *unless you're immunocompromised or have children, in which case I'm very sorry
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Loucks posted:My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Covid forever. We begin brunch in five minutes.
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Insanite posted:also, a hearty gently caress you to children, old people, immunocompromised people, etc. What have these people done for Number lately??
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Door's already open. A handful of abstainers aren't going to change the outcome here, so you might as well go get brunch now*. People are going to live/die regardless. Or in the unlucky 5% of people that get it anyway.
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Iron Crowned posted:It is too late for the pebbles to vote wow crazy how the economy is going to crash after unemployment benefits are stopped, and all because people are lazy and simply don't want to work, and for no other reason at all. just despicable of these lazy people to intentionally crash the economy all because they are lazy! well, anyway, back to my mansion.
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cant wait to go back to swapping spit with strangers in public.
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I'm sorry guys, this is all my fault, I went to the strip club yesterday.
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lmao gently caress
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm sorry guys, this is all my fault, I went to the strip club yesterday. wow dude thanks a lot
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm sorry guys, this is all my fault, I went to the strip club yesterday. with or without a mask
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Et Tu, Jennifer Garner?!
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My employer follows federal rules. Genuinely curious if I’ll have to resign this month.
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm sorry guys, this is all my fault, I went to the strip club yesterday. This is the official end of covid, as it was foretold.
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BYE BYE COVID, YOU'RE VERY NASTY SWEETIE!
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What loving finish line lmao
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Just an incredible ejaculation of victory over the orange man virus.
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text: this order has caveats huge rear end image: LET THEM EAT BRUNCH
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Stevie Lee posted:with or without a mask Mask of course, I didn't think COVID was over yet
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Fitzy Fitz posted:why is jennifer garner there ummm uhhhj capital one?
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Google Butt posted:ive never hated anything as much as these people hate masks I hate these people far more than they hate masks.
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I was worried we would defeat covid and I'd have to leave my house again. THANKS BIDEN
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In Training posted:This is loving awesome. Only 841 Americans died from covid yesterday, about 4509 in the past week. That's an annualized rate of around 230-235k deaths a year ie, slotting between cancer (599,601) and unintentional injuries/accidents (173,040) as the third leading cause of death in the US. That's our new normal lol
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Iron Crowned posted:Mask of course, I didn't think COVID was over yet was everyone wearing masks? well i guess that doesn’t matter anymore lol
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im gonna wear a mask and when confronted tell everyone im not vaxed so they leave me alone (hopefully). i think that would be easier than trying to convince them of the true efficacy at preventing infection (hint, its not 0.0003% or whatever morons are saying)
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community spread in my area has kind of stubbornly flatlined around 250ish cases a day for 3 weeks. absolutely perfect time to declare victory and get that sucker cranked back up!!!!
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Only 841 Americans died from covid yesterday, about 4509 in the past week. it's just the flu. but for real this time
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:we are fully open biden 
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Iron Crowned posted:Mask of course, I didn't think COVID was over yet Forums poster Iron Crowned yells "Freedom!" after ripping off his mask and placing his face in between a dancer's twerking rear end cheeks.
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Stevie Lee posted:lmao that this is the only thing anyone will read FULLY VACCINATED PEOPLE CAN OPEN MOUTH KISS EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC
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