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Trying to figure out the perspectives in that Thomas one and between the tiny dilyn growing out of carries shoulder, the 10000 foot tall big Ben, the tiny coppers in the shrubs and the world's biggest fireplace apparently in the centre of the room my head's just spinning off into space
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Cloud Potato posted:
Keir's shadow resembling a flaccid dick has to be intentional.
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May 13, 2021 19:27
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Now add the #10 door in the mirror into that mix.
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May 13, 2021 19:28
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on escalating Israel-Gaza conflict – Israel’s military is drafting a plan for a possible ground operation in Gaza, as it presses ahead with a fierce air offensive on the enclave" Telegraph:  Every patient to have right to see a GP as NHS abandons ‘total triage’ Matt:  Independent:  Greensill lobbying leaves your reputation in tatters, Cameron told Times:  After Yeames. Evening Standard:  Indian Covid variant calls in question 17 May reopening in UK, say experts Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... David Cameron's grilling 
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May 14, 2021 21:19
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson: going, going, gone – Picasso’s Woman Sitting Near a Window sold at auction for over $100m the day after David Cameron was quizzed by MPs over the Greensill lobbying affair" Independent:  After Juan Sánchez Cotán. The i paper:  Times:  Prince Harry: My life was a cross between The Truman Show and a zoo Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon. Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Harry's 'genetic pain'  Stephen Collins: 
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May 15, 2021 16:59
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Thomas, proudly displaying his ignorance of science. gently caress off, Thomas.
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May 15, 2021 18:41
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Maybe an hereditary head of state is a bad idea.
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May 15, 2021 18:44
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Observer: "Covid puts Boris Johnson in check – The prime minister’s path out of lockdown is blocked" Sunday Telegraph:  India variant could seriously disrupt lifting of lockdown, says Boris Johnson Matt:  Sunday Times:  How Angela Rayner came out on top after spat with Starmer over reshuffle Mail on Sunday: 
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May 16, 2021 15:51
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on UK’s delay in adding India to red list – Matt Hancock has defended the government’s delay of almost three weeks before putting India on its travel red list" Telegraph:  ‘We’re going for it’: diners return to indoor restaurants in England; After Hopper. Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard: 
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May 17, 2021 19:28
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s coronavirus lockdown easing – People in England and Wales – and parts of Scotland – can now eat inside restaurants and pubs (but please don’t); can hug (but be very careful); can go abroad on holiday (with a lot of caveats): the relaxation of rules offers some very mixed public messaging" After MC Escher and Robert Crumb. Telegraph:  Risk of last-minute cancellation ‘chaos’ as UK holidaymakers hoard bookings Matt:  Independent:  Don’t travel to amber list countries, says No 10 despite no ban Times:  Biden expresses support for Israel-Gaza ceasefire as pressure on US rises Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... a long-awaited reopening  David Squires: 
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May 18, 2021 20:40
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the lifting of lockdown – Boris Johnson’s message was for people to exercise a “heavy dose of caution” as certain Covid restrictions eased and indoor hospitality reopened" Telegraph:  "Don't be fooled by 'freedom day' – this totalitarian nightmare is far from over" Matt:   It's wet!  Independent:  Wastewater monitoring being used to track India variant, says Hancock Times:  Keir Starmer vows all-new Labour manifesto and economic offer Evening Standard:  Travel confusion risks letting in more Covid variants, says Starmer Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Harry's indiscretions 
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May 19, 2021 19:39
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Good thing for that kid nobody pulled the pin on the WW2 vintage hand grenade.
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May 19, 2021 19:54
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God I wish Blower would try and unjam a lawnmower with his drawing hand, fuckin sick of his poo poo
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May 19, 2021 19:58
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Pilchenstein posted:God I wish Blower would try and unjam a lawnmower with his drawing hand, fuckin sick of his poo poo Telegraph readers aren’t overly fond of it either. The boomer Tory readership are overwhelmingly pro-being unaffected by all of this provided the shops are open and well actually social distancing means the pubs aren't full of “yobs” so “normal people” can go in them now.
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May 19, 2021 21:08
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The article's even worsequote:Don't be fooled by 'freedom day' – this totalitarian nightmare is far from over Maybe they should compare the Covid mismanagement death toll against that of the various terror attacks and random acts of violence that have them harping on about zombie knives and mars rifles and anarchy cookbooks and whatever else.
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May 19, 2021 21:16
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Johnson’s Covid report card – The UK’s public spending watchdog has found that the government had no contingency plans in place to deal with the Covid crisis" Telegraph:  House prices surge at fastest rate since 2007 Matt:  Former BBC chiefs told to expect criticism in Diana interview inquiry Independent:  Delivery text scams: the nasty new fraud wave sweeping the UK Times:  UK’s amber list travel advice is confusing, says easyJet chief Evening Standard:  Concern about potential fare rises as government unveils rail changes Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the colour-coded travel list 
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May 20, 2021 19:35
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the government’s UK rail industry reform plan – The rail industry will be simplified but still substantially privatised as a rebranded Great British Railways, the government has pledged after publishing its long-awaited overhaul on Thursday" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  After WH Auden and Rev. W Awdry. Times:  Prince William condemns BBC ‘deceit’ over Diana interview Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the quarantine police 
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May 21, 2021 22:16
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Thomas advocating entering the country and breaking the law.
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May 21, 2021 22:21
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it's very thoughtful of thomas to always put in a cat and a mouse or a baby archie so the daily mail readers who don't get the main message of the cartoon have something more simple to chortle at, in between shouting obscenities at the television when black people or homosexuals come on the screen
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May 22, 2021 13:07
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on William and Harry’s comments on the Dyson report – Princess Diana’s sons have condemned the BBC over the Martin Bashir interview with their mother, saying the corporation’s failures contributed to the fear she felt in her final years" Telegraph:  UK expected to offer post-Brexit trade deal to Australia Independent:  After Tom Roberts. The i paper:  World leaders hail Gaza-Israel ceasefire and vow to help Palestinians rebuild Times:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the BBC Panorama scandal  ‘It’s a letter of apology from Mr Bashir – we assume it’s a fake’ Stephen Collins:  Bonus! David Squires on UK cinemas reopening.
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May 22, 2021 17:02
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Observer: "Boris Johnson cooks up a trade deal – The prime minister and his sous chef, Brexit, pop another shrimp on the barbie" Sunday Telegraph:  Pfizer and AstraZeneca ‘highly effective’ against India Covid variant; Nul points again: how exactly can the UK win Eurovision? Matt:  Sunday Times:  Hardline Tories could try to ‘destroy’ BBC for political motives, say opposition parties Mail on Sunday: 
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May 23, 2021 21:02
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 Excellent stuff! Thank you!Guardian:  "Ben Jennings on the rich getting richer during Covid-19 – Britain has created a record number of billionaires during the coronavirus pandemic, prompting calls for increased taxes on the ultra-rich" Telegraph:  Dominic Cummings claims ministers backed herd immunity against Covid Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Fourth plinth shortlist includes huge rocket and casts of 850 trans women
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May 24, 2021 19:35
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s Shakespeare book — Dominic Cummings has reiterated his argument that herd immunity was the UK government’s initial plan to respond to coronavirus" Also Downing Street denies Boris Johnson missed Covid meetings to write Shakespeare book Telegraph:  Boris Johnson to marry fiancee Carrie Symonds in July 2022, report says Times:  UK planes told to cease flying over Belarus after blogger arrest Evening Standard:  Confusion after government’s ‘lockdown by stealth’ Covid advice Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Boris and Carrie's nuptials  David Squires: 
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May 25, 2021 17:50
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on confusion over travelling in and out of Covid hotspots – Leaders in Bolton and Leicester have encouraged residents to in effect ignore government advice to not leave their local area" Telegraph:  Matt:  Yesterday's Independent:  Priti Patel fails to spell out cost to travellers for new digital visas Independent:  Tory Islamophobia report a ‘whitewash’, say Muslims in party Times:  Ministers braced for Dominic Cummings testimony on Covid crisis; Russia wary to support Belarus amid fallout from plane ‘hijack’ Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Dominic preying on Boris  After Steven Spielberg.
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May 26, 2021 20:24
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Thanks for doing this Cloud Potato, it’s super appreciated 
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May 26, 2021 21:22
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Cloud Potato posted:Evening Standard: Dominic Cum? gently caress off?
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May 27, 2021 20:16
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learnincurve posted:Thanks for doing this Cloud Potato, it’s super appreciated Thank you for the kind words! Guardian:  "Martin Rowson on Dominic Cummings giving evidence to MPs – PM’s former aide has laid bare the ‘surreal’ chaos in Downing Street in March last year as the government grappled with the Covid pandemic" After Yeames. Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Eric Carle, The Very Hungry Caterpillar author and illustrator, dies at 91 Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Dominic's revenge  After Disney.
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May 27, 2021 20:20
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the Dominic Cummings row over Covid and care homes – Matt Hancock has admitted it ‘wasn’t possible’ to test for Covid all hospital patients discharged into English care homes, after a series of bombshell allegations made against him and Boris Johnson by Dominic Cummings" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  ‘Spider-Mans pointing at each other’: Cummings uses iconic films to paint chaos at No 10 Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... 'shopping trolley' Boris 
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May 28, 2021 20:38
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In the uk we honour your death by turning the most iconic element of your life's work into a weak jab at some random petty political bullshit of the day Maybe better than in the US where you get a bad pun at the pearly gates regardless of your actual beliefs, I guess
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May 29, 2021 02:49
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson hosting Viktor Orbán at No 10 – The Hungarian PM is only the second EU leader the prime minister has greeted since the UK left the bloc" Telegraph:  Covid in England: what is the impact of lifting restrictions on 21 June? Independent:  After Francis Barraud. The i paper:  The Friends reunion: the best, the worst and the Bieber Times:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... face-to-face GP appointments  Stephen Collins: 
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May 29, 2021 16:46
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Big Lady of Shalott energy from carries wedding dress (hi Dave Brown I know you're reading)
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May 30, 2021 10:28
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I guarantee that Paul Thomas has been thrown out of a clinic under zero tolerance rules for abusing a member of staff, and is bitter about it.
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May 30, 2021 12:23
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Observer: "Boris Johnson and the emperor’s new PPE – Behind the bluster (and Matt Hancock), the prime minister is alarmingly exposed" Sunday Telegraph:  It's hot! Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday:  Also! The Woke Street Kids! The Beano's Fatty has been renamed Freddy to avoid offence - so the Mail's had a bash at an alternative cartoon strip
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May 30, 2021 15:59
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Cloud Potato posted:Also! The Woke Street Kids! The Beano's Fatty has been renamed Freddy to avoid offence - so the Mail's had a bash at an alternative cartoon strip I know the Beano's run out of a shed somewhere nowadays because what kid reads physical comics but I hope the 90 year old skeleton that draws the bash street kids is on the phone to the lawyers
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May 30, 2021 16:04
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Cloud Potato posted:Also! The Woke Street Kids! The Beano's Fatty has been renamed Freddy to avoid offence - so the Mail's had a bash at an alternative cartoon strip  Edit:  gently caress off mac Pilchenstein fucked around with this message at 17:05 on May 30, 2021 |
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May 30, 2021 17:01
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Culture translation request to USA-ese for "telling porkies" and context on "durham" please, thanks
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May 30, 2021 20:11
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pork pies = lies. Durham is a northern city where Dominic Cummings was born. They talk different to Mac there. That Woke Street Kids is like concentrated stupid.
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May 30, 2021 20:21
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Guavanaut posted:Durham is a northern city where Dominic Cummings was born. They talk different to Mac there.
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds’ wedding – The pair exchanged vows in front of a small group of close friends and family on Saturday" Telegraph:  Independent:  End of England Covid lockdown on 21 June increasingly in doubt Times: 
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