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kimbo305 posted:I can spot Nunes' answers i do t listen to rogan, but i hope he goes HAM on the fools who think they can best a chimpanzee in unarmed combat
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May 14, 2021 22:58
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Came to post this. Chimp is GOAT.
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Are kangaroos considered more dangerous than chimps?? This is...unsettling
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May 15, 2021 00:29
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I’m very excited for tomorrow y’all
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reeg posted:Oh for sure. He was the heel of his season of TUF, making fun of Ramsey Nijem's recently dead dad (or grandfather? can't remember), then easily beating Ramsey in the finals. I remember being pumped when Michael Johnson beat Tony. Then Tony's fight style because so aggro and fun that it became basically impossible for me to root against him, but that doesn't make him not an obnoxious dipshit He also taunted of that one guy for losing custody of his son. Tony's been an incredibly entertaining fighter but part of me still loves seeing him get his rear end kicked
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Aye Doc posted:still no word on what Zabit is dealing with but he's out at least 6 months due to Health Problems: it's reportedly a congenital defect with his esophagus.
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do 6/7 people think they could beat a chimp, or did 6/7 people select "yes" for everything because it was funny? as someone that once got paid to fill out an extremely long science survey for a prestigious university and put a fake answer that made me laugh for everything, ive never gotten over this little hole in the polling process
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Cyber Dog posted:do 6/7 people think they could beat a chimp, or did 6/7 people select "yes" for everything because it was funny? it looks like 22 out of 80 men surveyed say they could kick a chimp's rear end vs 12/80 for women, unless im trading the graph wrong
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May 15, 2021 02:44
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Don't forget that a substantial amount of the population believe the earth is flat and masks go underneath your nose
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Tony is honestly a bad person and a total jerk but he’s so loving cool in the ring that I will always love him
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Troy Queef posted:it's reportedly a congenital defect with his esophagus. drat, that's a tough one to swallow.
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Eat This Glob posted:i hope so. chandler blocked me on twitter when he said he was fighting to represent the "stars and bars" and i told him that was the name of the confederate flag lol ugh! could he BE any dumber
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Are kangaroos considered more dangerous than chimps?? This is...unsettling they can jump an eight-foot fence from a standstill. imagine how strong their legs are, and what they have at the end of them:  you might be able to outrun a chimp with a head start, but lol at escaping a murder machine who can maintain usain bolt speeds for 2km. quote:chimps: quote:kangaroos: basically imagine a EPO laden, roided out (complete with roid-rage) 8 foot barboza with knives on the end of his feet and he has an additional limb for balance. ......someone send this info to joe rogan crepeface fucked around with this message at 06:02 on May 15, 2021 |
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maybe it's because it only exists in a tiny area of murderland (australia) but the cassowary is the only animal i am sure would kill me if it wanted to. right up there with a mama bear or some poo poo. turning a corner and seeing one just staring at me is the last time i knew true fear. the see also section of their wikipedia lists two things, 'raptor' and 'fancy name for raptor'. they are raptors.
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being a fat schlub with no experience fighting a toddler much less anything mildly threatening, i have zero confidence i could beat any of those things with my bare hands (including the rat, the house cat, and the goose)
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I see making an argument for having some chance of success on everything large dog and down but everything above that you are completely utterly hosed lol tho only questionable one might be crocodile since they are ambush predators and without element of surprise/a body of water and just you, the croc, the cage and herb dean, you might have a chance + can't teenage zookeepers just hold their mouths shut since they have very little power opening their mouths I hate these animal graphs/discussions cause my dumb rear end falls for them every single time, maybe cause too much DBZ growing up 
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Nis posted:being a fat schlub with no experience fighting a toddler much less anything mildly threatening, i have zero confidence i could beat any of those things with my bare hands (including the rat, the house cat, and the goose) the goose is a complete scrub. swans are where it's at. https://youtu.be/g_pwPhFvgNo
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I believe most rational adult men should draw the line at medium sized dog.
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beep by grandpa posted:tho only questionable one might be crocodile since they are ambush predators and without element of surprise/a body of water and just you, the croc, the cage and herb dean, you might have a chance + can't teenage zookeepers just hold their mouths shut since they have very little power opening their mouths how are you gonna submit the croc? if you're literally just holding its mouth shut the whole time while presumably not being very active, herb is gonna stand the fight back up edit: i dont think any of our frail human bodies can do real damage to a croc
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Biting and scratching are against the unified rules, I'd cruise to a quick victory via DQ against most of these scrubs
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kimbo305 posted:I can spot Nunes' answers it's just about dedication and mindset. do you feel like a winner? then no one can beat you. i started mining bitcoin to do my part in defeating all other animal species.
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May 15, 2021 08:48
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Eat This Glob posted:it looks like 22 out of 80 men surveyed say they could kick a chimp's rear end vs 12/80 for women, unless im trading the graph wrong oh youre totally right, i was looking at grizzly bear for some reason
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May 15, 2021 14:34
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Chimp could use a gun
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Nis posted:how are you gonna submit the croc? if you're literally just holding its mouth shut the whole time while presumably not being very active, herb is gonna stand the fight back up Lay and pray, and put it in the judges' hands as the sold out crowd of 10,000 in the arena increasingly get bored and boo your performance
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TheReverend posted:I believe most rational adult men should draw the line at medium sized dog. I beat up a German Shepard once and I think that is just about as far as my ability to beat up an animal goes. Anything bigger and there’s no way.
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I could definitely beat up a German shepherd because I own two but they'd be mighty confused and heartbroken that I decided to start hitting them at 12 years of age with varying degrees of decrepitiude. Otherwise that's not a fight id feel all that confident in personally
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Eat This Glob posted:it looks like 22 out of 80 men surveyed say they could kick a chimp's rear end vs 12/80 for women, unless im trading the graph wrong People completely fail to understand just how much stronger animal muscle structure is than human - I watched an adult black bear just insert in it's claws along the edge of a car door and casually rip it open - tore the latching pin straight out of the door pillar in one smooth motion. People who think they could take a chimp, have probably never heard about travis.. https://youtu.be/Spo4tzzKuD0
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I had to choke a dog that was latched onto another dog’s throat once, but I knew I wasn’t going to get bit since, y’know, her mouth was occupied. A much dumber person, that dog’s owner, tried to break up another fight between them using her hands, and spent the following year rehabbing around a dozen broken bones and a fuckload of scar tissue. Once again, grappling is the superior defensive art.
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Anyway here's a GDT, fights start in 15 minutes. Go fill out the goonweight form.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:I had to choke a dog that was latched onto another dog’s throat once, but I knew I wasn’t going to get bit since, y’know, her mouth was occupied. Sounds like they also tried to grapple the dog.
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Who are these motherfuckers that think they can take on a King Cobra though??!!
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Who are these motherfuckers that think they can take on a King Cobra though??!! This brings up an important point, are we fighting the animals nude or do we get boots and thick pants etc ?
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Ratios and Tendency posted:This brings up an important point, are we fighting the animals nude or do we get boots and thick pants etc ? I would answer as if I was clothed but not excessively so, like maybe jeans and sneakers and a lightweight t-shirt. No bats or gloves or anything. And my limit would be large dog and that’s only 50 / 50.
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I would say just basic every day clothes since any sort of work gloves render the house cat entirely harmless
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Nis posted:how are you gonna submit the croc? if you're literally just holding its mouth shut the whole time while presumably not being very active, herb is gonna stand the fight back up Turns out an armbar works
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LobsterMobster posted:Turns out an armbar works 
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