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how good is it that rush limbaugh died
	very good
	extremely good
	insanely good

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I hope when that chinese rocket crashes it lands on his grave

# ? May 7, 2021 22:27

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:21

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

So happy that Rush Limbaugh is dead.

# ? May 7, 2021 22:28

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

The sun shines a little brighter on a world without Rush Limbaugh :coolspot:

# ? May 7, 2021 22:30

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

god drat that guy loving sucked rear end lol

# ? May 7, 2021 22:31

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

wait a minute, I think this guy owes me money.

# ? May 8, 2021 16:20

NecroBob: Jul 29, 2003

Armitage posted:

wait a minute, I think this guy owes me money.

Should have invested in decomposing slurry futures. It's paying crazy good dividends right now.

# ? May 8, 2021 16:22

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Part of me wants to start a website where I sell maps to Rush's gave. "The grave the Liberals don't want you to see!"

fake maps obviously

# ? May 8, 2021 16:31

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Can we deorbit the human waste from space missions directly onto his grave? NASA, find a way. A space elevator of piss, maybe?

# ? May 8, 2021 17:23

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

https://www.google.com/maps/place/3...47!4d-90.228643

this is the place to pee, according to findagrave dot com

# ? May 8, 2021 17:27

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Dwight brags about his Smash Bros skills and says that nobody can defeat him in a regulation 4-stock match. Jim says that he could sweep Dwight in his sleep. Dwight races home to grab his GameCube and is fired for leaving work without permission.

E:

Wrong thread but I'm leaving it

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 17:35 on May 8, 2021

# ? May 8, 2021 17:29

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

dee eight posted:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/3...47!4d-90.228643

this is the place to pee, according to findagrave dot com

Bury me in St. Looey

# ? May 8, 2021 19:21

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

You know what Rush can't do?

Post online lmao cuz he dead

# ? May 8, 2021 20:03

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

it's me, Rush Limbaugh

just kidding he's dead

# ? May 8, 2021 20:30

cnut: May 3, 2016

ben shapino posted:

he's dead

lol

# ? May 8, 2021 20:35

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

is rush limbaugh still dead?

# ? May 10, 2021 13:26

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

You know it baby. He dead.

# ? May 10, 2021 14:12

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

His greatest hit now on endless repeat

# ? May 10, 2021 19:00

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

For a guy named Rush he ain't moving much now.

# ? May 10, 2021 19:44

Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

dee eight posted:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/3...47!4d-90.228643

this is the place to pee, according to findagrave dot com

And conveniently located near the local dump and correctional institution.

# ? May 10, 2021 19:47

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I love that this thread went gold in like a half hour.

edit: and I love that Rush is still dead lol

# ? May 10, 2021 20:34

Mr. Baps: Apr 16, 2008; Yo ho?

I'm smiling right now because Rush Limbaugh is dead.

# ? May 10, 2021 20:49

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Walrus Pete posted:

I'm smiling right now because Rush Limbaugh is dead.

hey, so am I now! The sun shines; the birds sing; and poisonous shitbag Rush Limbaugh is dead. feels good, folks

# ? May 10, 2021 21:13

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Hey, thanks for reminding me that Rush Limbaugh is dead. I'd appreciate that reminder at least you know, once a week. Could be a month too, but either way it's good. It's a good thing that Rush Limbaugh is dead and I'm not the least bit ashamed to say that.

# ? May 10, 2021 21:20

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

That strange guy posted:

For a guy named Rush he ain't moving much now.

Rush, stand still.

(I'm not pissing yet, but I want to piss on that grave now)

# ? May 10, 2021 22:45

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

I'm glad to know that Rush is still dead.

# ? May 10, 2021 22:49

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

here's a couple hypothetical questions: could a drone pilot reliably drop a water balloon on an area, say about 4ft x 7ft, and video record the hit? and how much money would said hypothetical pilot charge to piss in a balloon on my behalf?

# ? May 10, 2021 23:14

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

dee eight posted:

here's a couple hypothetical questions: could a drone pilot reliably drop a water balloon on an area, say about 4ft x 7ft, and video record the hit? and how much money would said hypothetical pilot charge to piss in a balloon on my behalf?

You need one of those cropduster planes, but the chemical tank is filled with piss. The other spirits of those buried near Rush will know what caused their graves to get pissdusted.

# ? May 10, 2021 23:42

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Good to hear that rush remains dead, and that he's huffing farts out of satans rear end in a top hat in hell now. Really sad that the new gender neutral bathroom his family paid for is not open to the public though. I just need to pay my respects, if you know what Im saying (poo poo on his grave)

# ? May 10, 2021 23:55

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Edgar posted:

I'm glad to know that Rush is still dead.

# ? May 16, 2021 02:33

ausgezeichnet: Sep 18, 2005; In my country this is definitely not offensive!; Nap Ghost

Is he?.... yep, still dead.

# ? May 16, 2021 03:14

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

More like Rush Limbsaintworkingcuzhesdead lmao

# ? May 16, 2021 03:15

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

I am going to resurrect him. Why? so I can beat him up and send him back to hell again

# ? May 16, 2021 03:36

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Rush dead lol

# ? May 16, 2021 03:40

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

I imagine rush somewhere, toiling in the pits of hell, every waking moment filled with misery. Little does he know a new arrival is about to make things worse.

"Journey with me, into the mind of a maniac." echos all throughout hell, Rush is about to spend the rest of eternity getting Nintendo Entertainment Systems and toasters broken over his forehead.

# ? May 16, 2021 05:16

Padical: Nov 29, 2004

I forgot that this happened for a second and got to receive the news a second time when I saw the thread title, LOL

# ? May 16, 2021 08:16

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Rush Limbaugh day is dead:

quote:

'Rush Limbaugh Day' stripped from designations bill

JEFFERSON CITY � There will be no annual �Rush Limbaugh Day� in Missouri, at least for now.

The proposed day honoring the late controversial talk-radio host was removed from SB 72 by a conference committee, whose report was approved by the Senate Wednesday.

The bill originally passed by the Senate in February only contained language creating a �Missouri Fox Trotter Week.� In the House, more than a dozen amendments were added, including one to create �Rush Limbaugh Day.�

After the conference committee process, the bill approved by the Senate is left with 11 designations � with none honoring Limbaugh.

Those designations include: Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, Random Acts of Kindness Day, Mark Twain Day, Iron Curtain Speech Day, John Jordan �Buck� O�Neil Day, Missouri Fox Trotter Week, Walthall Moore Day, Limb Loss Awareness Month, Pioneering Black Women�s Day and Hazel Erby Day.

Pioneering Black Women�s day would honor Gwen B. Giles, the first Black woman to serve in the Missouri Senate.

The bill would also designate the Gateway Arch in St. Louis as the official state monument.

The potential for a �Rush Limbaugh Day� came with a great deal of controversy, mostly due to the varying opinions on the man himself.

Many credit Limbaugh, who was born in Cape Girardeau and died in February, with creating a conservative movement � with his voice airing through the speakers of millions of Americans� radios.

�Rush demonstrated courage to speak boldly and encouraged his listeners and viewers to reach for their dreams and to push onward beyond the naysayers and discouragers that we all encounter in life,� Rep. Sara Walsh, R-Ashland, said when the day was being debated in the House.

For his critics, Limbaugh was at best divisive and at worst bigoted.

Limbaugh was known for many controversies, including mocking the deaths of members of the LGBTQ community during the AIDS epidemic.

Limbaugh also claimed early in the COVID-19 pandemic that the virus was merely a �common cold� being �weaponized� against then-President Donald Trump. Trump awarded Limbaugh with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in February 2020.

�To be clear: there is NOTHING about Rush Limbaugh that I want to celebrate,� Rep. Keri Ingle, D-Lee�s Summit, said in a tweet Tuesday.

Attempts to name a portion of Interstate 55 in Cape Girardeau after Limbaugh have also stalled.

https://www.columbiamissourian.com/...9dadd18278.html

# ? May 16, 2021 08:46

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Rush Limbaugh day is dead

Much like Rush Limbaugh LOL

# ? May 16, 2021 09:19

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

The dead usually rise on the third day, I don't think Rush is still dead.

# ? May 16, 2021 11:25

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

I'll enjoy the first news report of someone getting caught urinating/defecating on his grave.

He did the world a valuable service though. No matter how lovely life gets you can always remember "Haha Rush Limbaugh is dead" to cheer you up a bit. Makes you smile; even for just a moment.

# ? May 16, 2021 16:24

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:21

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Internetjack posted:

I'll enjoy the first news report of someone getting caught urinating/defecating on his grave.

Someone to look up to, no doubt.

# ? May 16, 2021 16:30

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