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What even is a smart contract, and how and why does it differ from a normal person contract? If it's cool why didn't it exist before someone decided to cash in on butts?
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May 16, 2021 17:51
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Paladinus posted:Awesome for what exactly? awesome in like giving control of your finances to a publicly available automatically executed algorithm in some javascript-like language you could lose money in ways you never even knew were possible e: maybe someone can link that article where some researcher discovered a bug in one of these contracts but wasn't able to exploit it since the bots reading the transactions would see what he was trying to do and automatically exploit the bug by frontrunning Vesi fucked around with this message at 17:55 on May 16, 2021 |
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May 16, 2021 17:52
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Vesi posted:awesome in like giving control of your finances to a publicly available automatically executed algorithm in some javascript-like language
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May 16, 2021 18:09
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Stealthgerbil posted:That said, you don't need to use the main Ethereum network to utilize the technology behind it. Anyone can spin up a private network and use the tech however they need. What is the value of an immutable blockchain if you control all of (or more than 50% of) the network?
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May 16, 2021 18:11
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bollig posted:One of my friends is a lifelong computer guy and he's really into Ethereum like as a platform and I honestly see where he's coming from. Crypto as a currency is a cool idea. Too bad every other thing about it is horrible.
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May 16, 2021 18:20
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Just imagine if there was a system, where with a press of a button one could transfer money and get products and services in return. Before Ethereum such a thing was but a hopeful vision of the future, but now it's finally a reality.
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May 16, 2021 18:21
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Crypto is the Juicero of currency.
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May 16, 2021 18:26
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Juicero sounds like a good name for a coin to con people with. If they were smart enough to recognize the name they wouldn’t invest— leaving what hundreds of thousands of rubes!? Let’s do it, goons.
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May 16, 2021 18:37
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Someone, somewhere, is currently working out how to market juicecoin to gyms.
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May 16, 2021 18:45
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InternetJunky posted:Crypto as a currency is a cool idea. Too bad every other thing about it is horrible. trading imaginary bits on a hard drive as currency is in fact not a cool idea
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May 16, 2021 19:03
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Someone, somewhere, is currently working out how to market juicecoin to gyms. To promote healthy choices, PUMP penalizes you if you spend too much time away from the gym or if our patented Location services ping you at too many fast food restaurants. In such a case, you'll experience SHRED, where some of your LIFT will be lost using our deep machine learning AI to determine a level that will motivate you to get back.
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May 16, 2021 19:07
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Paladinus posted:Awesome for what exactly?
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May 16, 2021 21:52
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Back under $45k, 30% below the ATH. Sunday seems to be a big sell off day
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May 16, 2021 22:07
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Lmao at the goons absolutely EUPHORIC at Bitcoin’s price going down. I’m sure it’s really dead this time you guys!!!!!!!!
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May 16, 2021 22:12
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:Lmao at the goons absolutely EUPHORIC at Bitcoin’s price going down. I’m sure it’s really dead this time you guys!!!!!!!! I wouldn't be so optimistic.
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May 16, 2021 22:15
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:Lmao at the goons absolutely EUPHORIC at Bitcoin’s price going down. I’m sure it’s really dead this time you guys!!!!!!!! literally one post about it
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May 16, 2021 22:17
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Yes, I am excited to watch the world's largest ever ponzi scheme end. Sorry if that bothers you!
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May 16, 2021 22:19
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Andy Dufresne posted:Yes, I am excited to watch the world's largest ever ponzi scheme end. Sorry if that bothers you! No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to.
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May 16, 2021 22:27
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. What is it you think you've learned about my success and fulfillment in life based on the fact that I like to make fun of ponzi schemes on the Internet?
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May 16, 2021 22:31
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:Lmao at the goons absolutely EUPHORIC at Bitcoin’s price going down. I’m sure it’s really dead this time you guys!!!!!!!! 
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May 16, 2021 22:32
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. seems kinda defensive, bud. i feel like people construct in their heads a variant of this thread and engage with it instead of the real one which has grown increasingly coin tolerant over the course of the bull run, like it always does, and will probably engage in some schadenfreude when the bottom falls out and a new period of crowing begins but it will be as meaningless as the last...three? times it has happened? as meaningless as the crowing is during the bull runs. as someone who has been observing the threads for a long time all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again.
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May 16, 2021 22:33
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. 
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May 16, 2021 22:35
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. 
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May 16, 2021 22:46
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. to the moon buddy, to the moon
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May 16, 2021 22:57
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. So how much did you lose?
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May 16, 2021 23:13
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. One more post like this and you just might overtake xtal in the race for the most embarrassing bitcoin poster. I believe in you! Paladinus fucked around with this message at 23:56 on May 16, 2021 |
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May 16, 2021 23:18
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I’ll admit that crypto Twitter melting down over Elon crashing the price of Bitcoin has been the highlight of the week for me.
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May 16, 2021 23:35
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to.  I'll have you know, gentle sir, that I am not in any way shape or form "mad" in the slightest though I must inform you, regretfully, that it is you in fact who are, sadly, considerably "mad". 
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May 16, 2021 23:42
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:Lmao at the goons absolutely EUPHORIC at Bitcoin’s price going down. I’m sure it’s really dead this time you guys!!!!!!!!
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May 16, 2021 23:46
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Bronze Fonz posted:
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May 16, 2021 23:53
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Is there any way to tell what percentage of bitcoin traffic is actual transactions where someone is buying something/someone with bitcoins versus just the buying and selling of the coins themselves?
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May 17, 2021 00:11
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. lol what a loving weird post
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May 17, 2021 00:23
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. hell. same
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InternetJunky posted:Is there any way to tell what percentage of bitcoin traffic is actual transactions where someone is buying something/someone with bitcoins versus just the buying and selling of the coins themselves? 99% of the buying and selling of bitcoins takes place on exchanges which has no connection to the blockchain because of how slow and limited it is. All of those times the network ground to a halt due to trading? that was just to get money into or out of exchanges with officially accepted BTC blockchain transactions. Literally everything else has to be done off of the blockchain so people can actually trade it. You think anyone could have any kind of financial entity on the worlds slowest and most clogged transaction network? This is also why bitcoin truebelievers are still dumb. The fact people will pay a shitload of money for them, enabled by things like exchanges, is in spite of Bitcoin not because of it. Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. See, I assume this poster is being a smug rear end in a top hat simply because they made money on bitcoin. Not because they think bitcoins were worth that money.
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May 17, 2021 00:55
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. I’d rather be broke with dignity than type out the sentence you felt the need to type to a stranger on a dead comedy forum. Even by bitcoin standards that poo poo is embarrassing.
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InternetJunky posted:Is there any way to tell what percentage of bitcoin traffic is actual transactions where someone is buying something/someone with bitcoins versus just the buying and selling of the coins themselves? the other poster nailed it but basically none of the transactions you see involving bitcoin on exchanges are happening with actual bitcoins. the bitcoins on exchanges are all this is also what makes the "anonymous and infinitely verifiable" stuff laughable because the vast majority of actual transactions involving bitcoins do not involve bitcoins at all. the exchange just moves numbers around and scalps a few percentage points off the top.
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May 17, 2021 01:56
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:No matter what happens, my life will be infinitely more fulfilling and successful than yours, and that makes me very excited. I guess we all have things to look forward to. please put it all in doge
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So if I were to buy a candy bar or maybe 100kg of heroin, would that result in a transaction on the blockchain? I thought exchanges were only involved when actually doing conversions from/to bitcoins?
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