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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
What, we forget R Guyovich already?

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Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Erased from history like he was in the background of a Stalin photo.

The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?

WarpedNaba posted:

Yeah, they don't do the common folk a lick of good, do they. Those, uh...

*Checks notes*

... satellites.

Thanks to satellites we can shitpost from our toilets at all hours at the speed of light so really they are a net harm on society.

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

WarpedNaba posted:

Yeah, they don't do the common folk a lick of good, do they. Those, uh...

*Checks notes*

... satellites.

geostationary are great but the LEO ones are just for cops

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
yeah, all satellite commercial business is military use first and then civilian use for leftovers. starlink's main contracts are gonna be military for a long while, forex

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

WarpedNaba posted:

What, we forget R Guyovich already?

They're still around and posting in CSPAM threads where genocide is considered cool as long as the people doing it have the correct performative ideology.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Megillah Gorilla posted:

They're still around and posting in CSPAM threads where genocide is considered cool as long as the people doing it have the correct performative ideology.

Wonder if I caught his alt when I was filling my ignore list with genocidal psychopaths.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Mars exploration is for the study of Mars, which is good because knowledge and discovery is inherently good.

Not because it will help us build cities on Mars which is a tech bro pipe dream (tech bros hate science and exploration; they like money and sci fi aesthetics)

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Plus, it's still a bit of a mystery as to why its magnetic field went bork. We know the core's practically dead, but why?

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

I thought we knew: the size of planet just meant it cooled faster than Earth, which killed the field. I re learn that in coll when I took a course just called "Mars."

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Mars also seems to have a lighter core than usual, iron-sulfur instead of iron-nickel. And it may not have a solid inner core at all, just a liquid one. There's still a lot of details to figure out, but yeah, Mars is smaller so it cooled faster and shut down the dynamo is the most likely broad explanation.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Oh gently caress…..

Well that shouldn’t happen.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Grand Fromage posted:

Wonder if I caught his alt when I was filling my ignore list with genocidal psychopaths.

He already got one alt busted when someone caught him using the exact same phrase to try and zing a non-tankie, something like "mom! dad! there are stalinists under my bed!" Is he back with yet another??

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Porfiriato posted:

He already got one alt busted when someone caught him using the exact same phrase to try and zing a non-tankie, something like "mom! dad! there are stalinists under my bed!" Is he back with yet another??

I do not know nor do I give anywhere close to enough a poo poo to try to find out.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012


I'd like to file a report with OSHA. For just, the entire country of China

The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?
I'm sure it's not that important

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006


For something that looks so mundane on the surface, this is really terrifying.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The junk collector posted:

I'm sure it's not that important



The building staying in one piece after it fell over is actually kind of impressive.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The building staying in one piece after it fell over is actually kind of impressive.
styrofoam has an excellent stiffness-to-weight ratio

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The building staying in one piece after it fell over is actually kind of impressive.

It's a disaster, but it's a pretty disaster

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ninjoatse.cx posted:

It's a disaster, but it's a pretty disaster

Someone ring up the PRC tourism department I've got a great idea for a slogan

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Porfiriato posted:

He already got one alt busted when someone caught him using the exact same phrase to try and zing a non-tankie, something like "mom! dad! there are stalinists under my bed!" Is he back with yet another??

Well, he's hardly trying to hide it. His username is something like R.Guy Mann.

Though speaking of hilarious tankies, one got run out of the AusPol thread for the inevitable genocide denialism and immediately (once they got off probation for same) started a new AusPol thread in CSPAM where genocide is cool and good and the whole OP is just whining about being probed.

Just so loving salty.


The whole "China is perfect and has never and will never do wrong" mindset just loving baffles me. Every single country in the world has blood on its hands and I couldn't even name one which isn't plunging its hands into the blood trough to add more as we speak.

Politicians are amoral morons. Companies are all run by monsters. Whole world is a gently caress.

But US is bad, therefore China is good and perfect.

It's the sort of black and white thinking you expect to see in a 12 year old who has just found a tattered old copy of Das Kapital and bought their first black beret and duffle coat and runs around telling everyone all property is theft and life would be perfect is only we all lived in collectives.

Less understandable in people in their 30s and 40s.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It's the reasoning of a child combined with not knowing anything. Just the most basic, easily researched facts. One example I see frequently is the belief China has universal healthcare, which you would expect an actual socialist country to have. China, of course, does not--its healthcare system is virtually identical to the US and people in the PRC routinely have their lives destroyed by medical bills just like Americans. Those stories you hear where someone flips out and stabs a bunch of doctors in a hospital in China? That's almost always someone with unpayable medical debt going the murder-suicide route. There are a thousand other examples of ignoring simple information to construct this mental image of China as a magical land where everything is great rather than a country with tons of problems and many of the same lovely parts as everywhere. But that would require being able to handle nuance, which seems to be actively despised when you get too online.

Maybe it's from reading so much history but I cannot fathom the impulse to relentlessly stan any country or government. There are degrees of awfulness but every government in history is out for itself first and foremost.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Megillah Gorilla posted:

It's the sort of black and white thinking you expect to see in a 12 year old who has just found a tattered old copy of Das Kapital and bought their first black beret and duffle coat and runs around telling everyone all property is theft and life would be perfect is only we all lived in collectives.

Less understandable in people in their 30s and 40s.
Watch The Mole: Undercover in North Korea if you haven't already. To be brief: it's not that people in your local KFA have nothing better to do with their time; it's that they cannot do anything better.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Grand Fromage posted:


Maybe it's from reading so much history but I cannot fathom the impulse to relentlessly stan any country or government. There are degrees of awfulness but every government in history is out for itself first and foremost.

Ravel Puzzlewell posted:

There is no room for "2" in the world of 1's and 0's, no place for "mayhap" in a house of trues and falses, and no "green with envy" in a black-and-white world.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Yo any pictures from the Chinese rover yet?

I wanna see the PRC territory they’ve claimed.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

MarcusSA posted:

Yo any pictures from the Chinese rover yet?

I wanna see the PRC territory they’ve claimed.

how many dashes to mars?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


MarcusSA posted:

Yo any pictures from the Chinese rover yet?

I wanna see the PRC territory they’ve claimed.

Nope, nothing since the landing announcement.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Fojar38 posted:

Someone ring up the PRC tourism department I've got a great idea for a slogan

i think they've already settled on "visit beautiful switzerland"

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Nope, nothing since the landing announcement.

drat! Hopefully we see something.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


MarcusSA posted:

drat! Hopefully we see something.

Yeah. There are basically three possibilities:

A) They received images but haven't released anything because the Chinese space agency is very secretive/wants to make a big show of it.
B) They may not have been able to get images back yet. NASA can do data links to Mars more or less any time they want because they have dishes all around the globe and enough satellites in Mars orbit to relay signals. I have no idea what ground links China has but it's possible they only are in China, so they're only pointed the right direction part of the time. They also only have the Tianwen satellite at Mars to do relays, and it appears it had to use an elliptical orbit to drop off the rover. Since transmissions have to be in line of sight it's possible they just haven't had the relays lined up yet.
C) The probe isn't working and they're trying to get it fixed before they have to embarrass themselves announcing it failed.

I suspect it's A but no way to know for sure yet.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Never even thought about China not having dishes dotted around the globe. I wonder if satellites would be able to receive the signals well enough or if you really do need huge dishes to pick up the incredibly faint transmissions.

Maybe they could repurpose some of their spy ships?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
the state is the organization with the monopoly on violence. that means they're the best at violence in the territory. if you're even slightly mediocre at doin violence some other basher kills you and becomes the new state

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


MarcusSA posted:

Yo any pictures from the Chinese rover yet?

I wanna see the PRC territory they’ve claimed.

LOL!
Yeah, uh, it totally survived unscathed and made beautiful pictures. Simply amazing scientific discoveries!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah. There are basically three possibilities:

A) They received images but haven't released anything because the Chinese space agency is very secretive/wants to make a big show of it.
B) They may not have been able to get images back yet. NASA can do data links to Mars more or less any time they want because they have dishes all around the globe and enough satellites in Mars orbit to relay signals. I have no idea what ground links China has but it's possible they only are in China, so they're only pointed the right direction part of the time. They also only have the Tianwen satellite at Mars to do relays, and it appears it had to use an elliptical orbit to drop off the rover. Since transmissions have to be in line of sight it's possible they just haven't had the relays lined up yet.
C) The probe isn't working and they're trying to get it fixed before they have to embarrass themselves announcing it failed.

I suspect it's A but no way to know for sure yet.

I hadn’t even thought about the Communcations issue. Interesting stuff.

Hopefully it’s A like you said and we see an interesting picture or two

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
From the OSHA thread:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Never even thought about China not having dishes dotted around the globe. I wonder if satellites would be able to receive the signals well enough or if you really do need huge dishes to pick up the incredibly faint transmissions.

I'm not sure if satellites work. The Deep Space Network is all ground stations, but you need absolutely massive dishes to be able to get signals from probes like Voyager I. Voyager I's transmitter is 22 watts and at its distance the signal that reaches Earth is ~0.0000000000000000007 watts. Mars is obviously way closer so it's not that weak, but I have no idea what Chinese comms satellites are working with.

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe
It would be fun if a Chinese rover and an American rover met up and shook little robot hands.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The American rover opens up a secret compartment and it turns out they sent a Battlebot to Mars.

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