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ILL Machina posted:Hill giant dex isn't great
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This is all great and good until the ring accidentally brushes up against your ammo pouch with 200+ cannonballs in it
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May 16, 2021 21:27
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I think it's a great and clever use of game mechanics, would let them murder the heck out of whoever they try to use it on, and then have it fail in a hilarious fashion at an opportune time. The way its meant to be played.
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May 16, 2021 21:32
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What if you could get the magic flintlock to fire angry chimps?
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May 16, 2021 21:32
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axolotl farmer posted:What if you could get the magic flintlock to fire angry chimps? Fire at what, a guy who knows judo or like an even angrier chimp or what?
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May 16, 2021 21:34
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One More Fat Nerd posted:The grizzly bear people are completely insane, i'm pretty sure a grizzly's skull is like 6-8 inches thick and literally will bounce/catch handgun rounds. The running joke on gun forums when someone asks what kind of handgun they should get to protect themselves from grizzly bears is to be sure to remove the front sight so it hurts less when the bear shoves it up your rear end.
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May 16, 2021 21:35
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axolotl farmer posted:What if you could get the magic flintlock to fire angry chimps? Look just because the chimps are angry doesn't mean they have to lose their job.
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May 16, 2021 21:36
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axolotl farmer posted:What if you could get the magic flintlock to fire angry chimps? https://twitter.com/heymermaid/status/1282818901475237889?s=19 https://twitter.com/heymermaid/status/1282821216072544256?s=19 The rest of the tweet chain is also pretty good
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The 5e rules for reduce are :quote:Reduce. The target's size is halved in all dimensions, and its weight is reduced to one-eighth of normal. So if you figure a 10 lb cannonball, it would still be a 2.25 lb projectile out the barrel, enough to knock most people flat on their asses and difficult to hit anything outside a naval vessel... Ergo, the DM should allow it, but with massive penalties and drawbacks. [/nerd]
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May 17, 2021 00:12
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Facebook Aunt posted:He didn't get mauled by that chimp, he got mauled by two others. Because cake. The couple brought birthday cake to their former pet, but didn't bring enough cake for everyone. Two of the other males were all, "Why does he get cake and we don't? This is bullshit. gently caress this and gently caress you." Still far from the worst party involving “St. James”.
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May 17, 2021 00:22
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cult_hero posted:The 5e rules for reduce are : a 10-pound iron cannonball has a diameter of 10.4 centimeters. so if you halve the size of it in every dimension you end up with a 5.2-centimeter (two inch) iron ball that definitely won't fit down a rifle barrel. Does Reduce stack? Casting it three times would get you a half-inch ball weighing 16 grams, which is about right for a musket ball.
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May 17, 2021 00:46
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Sagebrush posted:a 10-pound iron cannonball has a diameter of 10.4 centimeters. so if you halve the size of it in every dimension you end up with a 5.2-centimeter (two inch) iron ball that definitely won't fit down a rifle barrel. Not with that kind of attitude it won't
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May 17, 2021 00:47
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Sagebrush posted:a 10-pound iron cannonball has a diameter of 10.4 centimeters. so if you halve the size of it in every dimension you end up with a 5.2-centimeter (two inch) iron ball that definitely won't fit down a rifle barrel. Nah, and nor are there any allowances for it to be cast at a higher level to increase the effect. The reason is obvious because being able to reduce someone down to an ant or to the size of a loving mountain by stacking up or empowering a level 2 spell would be overpowered. Since it's a small, homogenous inanimate object I'd have no problem fudging that side of things for a cannon ball though.
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cult_hero posted:The 5e rules for reduce are : Weight isn't mass. Its speed and kinetic energy would be unchanged.
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Sagebrush posted:a 10-pound iron cannonball has a diameter of 10.4 centimeters. so if you halve the size of it in every dimension you end up with a 5.2-centimeter (two inch) iron ball that definitely won't fit down a rifle barrel. in 2e, it's 10% smaller (height/width/depth) per level of caster down to 10%, then it just drops 1 foot if it's over a foot, 1 inch if it's over an inch, and 1/10 of an inch if it's under an inch beyond that 90%. 10cm is like 4inches. Want it 1/2 inch? That's 12.5% of it's original size, so you'd need a 9th level wizard to get it down that far. It also lasts 5min per level. So, a 9th level mage using first level spell slots to basically arm an improvised magical weapon that someone else uses, with potential for weird side effects? With possibly difficult to procure, store and carry ammo? Sure, sounds fun.
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Dabir posted:Weight isn't mass. Its speed and kinetic energy would be unchanged. I’m pretty sure the authors were just sloppy with terminology. If shrunk objects maintained their inertial mass but had an eighth as much gravitational attraction, lots of odd stuff would happen. For example, shrunk cannonballs would no longer follow the ballistic trajectories we expect. They’d have all this upward momenta, and gravity would act feebly on them and take forever to arrest their upward velocity.
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May 17, 2021 01:37
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Dabir posted:Weight isn't mass. Its speed and kinetic energy would be unchanged. if it had the mass of original cannon ball how the gently caress was it fired with a normal charge of gunpowder?
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Way too much drama in this thread, y’all need some life lessons from my boy Skeletor.                 https://i.imgur.com/2w1ieAh.gifv Hope that helps your day. https://i.imgur.com/e8a5w9s.gifv Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 01:56 on May 17, 2021 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:if it had the mass of original cannon ball how the gently caress was it fired with a normal charge of gunpowder? They also shrunk the gunpowder, duh.
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May 17, 2021 01:58
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Great life lessons and an amazing showing with the best cartoon logic gif ever.
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Regarde Aduck posted:if it had the mass of original cannon ball how the gently caress was it fired with a normal charge of gunpowder? Forget it Jake, it's wizardtown stringless has a new favorite as of 02:14 on May 17, 2021 |
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May 17, 2021 02:11
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As a dad I love how wholesome these are becoming
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May 17, 2021 02:34
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bike tory posted:As a dad I love how wholesome these are becoming Is he holding a shrimp?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is he holding a shrimp?
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Cats screaming "I REQUIRE DEATH!"
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is he holding a shrimp? No it is a small pastry.
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May 17, 2021 02:43
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Desert Bus posted:No it is a small pastry. Doesn't look very small to me.
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May 17, 2021 02:44
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This happened to me every time.
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Gotta love the Ford Tempo police car in the image.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Doesn't look very small to me. My pastry is small and smells of prawns
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I did a meme today and the best way to present it is just to quote my own tweet: https://mobile.twitter.com/CPColin/status/1394047517344641024
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