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Lunchmeat Larry posted:letting the Haze go by lmfao
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Ernest Hemmingway once wrote, 'Haze is a fine game and worth remembering.' I agree with the second part.
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# ? May 17, 2021 16:31 |
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I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had Haze. That was only a way of saying – we had each other.
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# ? May 17, 2021 16:32 |
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Fungah! posted:My my, hey hey Lunchmeat Larry posted:letting the Haze go by
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# ? May 17, 2021 16:36 |
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Fungah! posted:Ernest Hemmingway once wrote, 'Haze is a fine game and worth remembering.' I agree with the second part. For sale: Haze disc, never played
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# ? May 17, 2021 16:37 |
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I sit around and watch the tube But nothing's on I change the channels for an hour or two Then I remember my PS3 I play a game from Radicals Free In a house with unlocked doors and I'm playin' Haze Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'll play this game for the rest of my life And I smell like poo poo
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# ? May 17, 2021 16:39 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:For sale: Haze disc, never played
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# ? May 17, 2021 16:39 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say Lunchmeat Larry posted:letting the Haze go by
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Sub-Actuality posted:I met a gamer from an antique land Fungah! posted:My my, hey hey
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# ? May 17, 2021 16:45 |
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:04 |
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lol
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:07 |
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A long, long time ago I can still remember How Sony used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That KoRn could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But the launch lineup made me shiver With every Game Informer delivered Bad news for my preorder Haze was delayed one more year I can't remember if I cried When I bought the Prima guide But something touched me deep inside The day Free Radical died So bye-bye, Mr. Kaz Hirai Drove my Hyundai to the Best Buy, but the lineup was dry And GameStop clerks tried to convince me to buy Singin', "This console costs 599" "This console costs 599"
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:07 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:A long, long time ago lmfao
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:09 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:A long, long time ago lmfao
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:11 |
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Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, you're playing Haze on Playstation 3. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me. Douglas Quaid: No poo poo
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:11 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?' Lol
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:11 |
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This is just to say I have played the game that was in the PS3 and which you had probably forgotten even existed Forgive me Haze was wonderful so profound and so fun
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:13 |
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The Terminator : [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, do you remember Haze? Janelle Voight : Of course I remember Haze honey.... Where are you? The Terminator : [hangs up the phone] Your foster parents are dead.
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:14 |
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Tato posted:Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, you're playing Haze on Playstation 3. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me. See you at the party, Nectar
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That Little Demon posted:The Terminator : [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, do you remember Haze? Pablo Nergigante posted:See you at the party, Nectar lmfao oh my god
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:15 |
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A sealed disc copy of Haze appears in my hands seconds before my body dissolves to LCL and my consciousness achieves Instrumentality
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Pablo Nergigante posted:A long, long time ago lmfao
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:20 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:A sealed disc copy of Haze appears in my hands seconds before my body dissolves to LCL and my consciousness achieves Instrumentality when you remember Haze
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That Little Demon posted:when you remember Haze
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:23 |
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The controller is in my hand. It is shaped like a boomerang and impossible to hold. It is plugged into a tiny supercomputer. In twelve seconds time, I drop the controller at my feet, walking away. It’s already lying there, twelve seconds into the future. Ten seconds now. The controller is in my hand. I found it in my basement, next to a forgotten game, twenty-seven hours ago. It’s still there, twenty-seven hours into the past, in its box, in the darkened basement I’m still there, looking at it. The controller is in my hand. I think of Kaz Hirai and the many promises he made. The game boots. Seven seconds now. It’s May, 2008. I’m hitting new game. It’s June, 2006. I’m in California, at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Four seconds, three. I’m tired of playing Haze now. I open my fingers. The controller falls to the ground. I have already forgotten Haze. Someday I will remember.
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That Little Demon posted:when you remember Haze
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Fungah! posted:The controller is in my hand. It is shaped like a boomerang and impossible to hold. It is plugged into a tiny supercomputer. In twelve seconds time, I drop the controller at my feet, walking away. It’s already lying there, twelve seconds into the future. Ten seconds now. The controller is in my hand. I found it in my basement, next to a forgotten game, twenty-seven hours ago. It’s still there, twenty-seven hours into the past, in its box, in the darkened basement I’m still there, looking at it. The controller is in my hand. I think of Kaz Hirai and the many promises he made. The game boots. Seven seconds now. It’s May, 2008. I’m hitting new game. It’s June, 2006. I’m in California, at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Four seconds, three. I’m tired of playing Haze now. I open my fingers. The controller falls to the ground. I have already forgotten Haze. Someday I will remember. lmao
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:29 |
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Lmao at everything
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:31 |
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Goldmine.
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That Little Demon posted:when you remember Haze Fungah! posted:The controller is in my hand. It is shaped like a boomerang and impossible to hold. It is plugged into a tiny supercomputer. In twelve seconds time, I drop the controller at my feet, walking away. It’s already lying there, twelve seconds into the future. Ten seconds now. The controller is in my hand. I found it in my basement, next to a forgotten game, twenty-seven hours ago. It’s still there, twenty-seven hours into the past, in its box, in the darkened basement I’m still there, looking at it. The controller is in my hand. I think of Kaz Hirai and the many promises he made. The game boots. Seven seconds now. It’s May, 2008. I’m hitting new game. It’s June, 2006. I’m in California, at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Four seconds, three. I’m tired of playing Haze now. I open my fingers. The controller falls to the ground. I have already forgotten Haze. Someday I will remember. P-Mack posted:Goldmine.
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:33 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Lmao at everything
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:39 |
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Fungah! posted:The controller is in my hand. It is shaped like a boomerang and impossible to hold. It is plugged into a tiny supercomputer. In twelve seconds time, I drop the controller at my feet, walking away. It’s already lying there, twelve seconds into the future. Ten seconds now. The controller is in my hand. I found it in my basement, next to a forgotten game, twenty-seven hours ago. It’s still there, twenty-seven hours into the past, in its box, in the darkened basement I’m still there, looking at it. The controller is in my hand. I think of Kaz Hirai and the many promises he made. The game boots. Seven seconds now. It’s May, 2008. I’m hitting new game. It’s June, 2006. I’m in California, at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Four seconds, three. I’m tired of playing Haze now. I open my fingers. The controller falls to the ground. I have already forgotten Haze. Someday I will remember.
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:44 |
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lmfao
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:45 |
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lol
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Dr. Kathryn Railly: James! It's okay! We're crazy! I left a message to PSM Magazine saying, 'Feel free to conduct an investigation at Free Radical headquarters. There the ones who are going to do it. I can't do anything more now, I have to go, have a Merry Christmas.' James Cole: [He mirrors what she says] ... at Free Radical headquarters. There the ones who are going to do it. I can't do anything more now, I have to go, have a Merry Christmas.' Dr. Kathryn Railly: [Confused, as she gestures to the phone booths] T-there's no way you could have heard me f... James Cole: They got your message.
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:49 |
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"You will disappear from this world. Kaz Hirai, Adam Sessler... Everyone in your life will forget you." "You, and any sign that you ever existed, will be erased." "In exchange, Master Chief will return to mortal life."
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# ? May 17, 2021 17:51 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:"You will disappear from this world. Kaz Hirai, Adam Sessler... Everyone in your life will forget you."
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That Little Demon posted:The Terminator : [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, do you remember Haze? lmfao
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