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Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost
Wrong thread. Sorry, no shameful pizza 🍕

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeicH-AR4M

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

i feel like Yuka should be an honorary thread mascot. she'd eat any of the poo poo in here.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Loving the new targoid ships

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'll have the bone marrow pizza with light sauce

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I don't get how people always forget the ring

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Alright alright let’s just dial it back to bread, sauce, and cheese..

Nope, still hosed up. :shrug:

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


The pizza doesn't look too nightmarish but dunking it in instant onion soup is pretty bad

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Pro-click. I'd never have thought such a small person could eat such a large pizza in one sitting.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

BigBadSteve posted:

I'd never have thought such a small person could eat such a large pizza in one sitting.

AHH F/UGH posted:

The pizza doesn't look too nightmarish but dunking it in instant onion soup is pretty bad
This is basically the eating contest technique of dunking the hot dogs in a cup of water before eating them

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lmao i saw this before but missed the "pizzarrhea"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


(It wasn't there in the original version.)

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I would hope not

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

BigBadSteve posted:

Pro-click. I'd never have thought such a small person could eat such a large pizza in one sitting.

do a deep dive on her channel. she is an inhuman eating machine and i think she may break the laws of physics in certain ways.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Any and all eating champions out there pale in comparison to Molly Schuyler. Straight up, this lady can eat 20 pounds of food in a single sitting. Here’s one where she eats 10 pounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onllrCVkzgM

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Why do people watch that crap

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

steinrokkan posted:

Why do people watch that crap

To cum from it.

WonkyBob
Jan 1, 2013

Holy shit, you own a skirt?!

Ziv Zulander posted:

Any and all eating champions out there pale in comparison to Molly Schuyler. Straight up, this lady can eat 20 pounds of food in a single sitting. Here’s one where she eats 10 pounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onllrCVkzgM

She's somehow gotten THINNER over the years too...

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Universe Master posted:

To cum from it.

That’s more mukbang territory. With molly schuyler, killer Kennedy, Matt stonie, randy santell, and so on, it’s for the human freak show aspect

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
yeah, the mukbang stuff is repellant but you watch those competitive eater types because... how the gently caress do they even do that? and yeah they're all ripped as poo poo too. just pure engines of digestion. fascinating and horrible.

Beef Stew
Dec 27, 2009
I thought there was also a poo poo ton of vomiting off camera afterwards involved?

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Binge, Purge, Profit!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.
It’s all eggs baked beans on a pie slice.

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
I don't have any pictures but the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago had a pizza in this fast food place in the Space space of the museum and it was the worst pizza I've ever had. They sold astronaut ice cream there too, but if I remember right, the pizzas weren't even "astronaut pizzas", just absolute garbage tier that made public school rectangle pizzas seem like Good Eats. The museum website makes it seem like that food hell isn't even there anymore, thank god

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ominous Balls posted:

Perhaps you'd like Vitello Tonnato Pizza. Pizza with Tuna paste and veal?



Hello yes I would like the dog vomit and Patrick Star pizza please

Extra wet

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

pro starcraft loser posted:

Binge, Purge, Profit!

uber_stoat posted:

do a deep dive on her channel. she is an inhuman eating machine and i think she may break the laws of physics in certain ways.

Well, that, and a heavy dose of laxative abuse, induced vomitting and furosemide.

There was some small-timer who was trying to get famous on YouTube by doing the same thing but gave up on her channel and made a final tell-all and supposedly her and everyone else she knows in that 'community' who does this are basically all purging and laxative abusing all the time.

edit: and also maybe working out a shitton I guess but probably not when it's easier to just chug Ex-Lax and pop some pills

AHH F/UGH fucked around with this message at 07:39 on May 22, 2021

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Not a “worst pizza” per se., this must be the stoner special.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I mean, they are literally called Munchy Boxes

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
suffering succotash

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.

Mestre da pizza gets me every drat time

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
while you were studying the blade, i was mestreing da pizza

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Cartoon Man posted:


Not a “worst pizza” per se., this must be the stoner special.

That looks loving good as hell

Mr. Clark2 posted:

Mestre da pizza gets me every drat time

It really never gets old does it. Every time I crank it up, I can't stop watching until I've seen the whole thing and those three olives have been Kobe'd into the top.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Mestre da Pizza is my patron saint

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Armitag3 posted:

Mestre da Pizza is my patron saint

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





i wish this could be the threat title

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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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