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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



"Paige here!"

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Tato posted:

I like this one even more than the "let me in" shorts


Almost every one of their shorts on sale are some Choices to have written across your crotch

- HOT ROD!
- LET ME IN
- BIG DADDY CLAYMORE
- EAT MY TANK
- PUT UP YOUR CUPS
- OOZING MACHISMO
- HEAD OF THE TABLE

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

big daddy claymore

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Edge & Christian posted:

Almost every one of their shorts on sale are some Choices to have written across your crotch

- HOT ROD!
- LET ME IN
- BIG DADDY CLAYMORE
- EAT MY TANK
- PUT UP YOUR CUPS
- OOZING MACHISMO
- HEAD OF THE TABLE

What the gently caress does Eat My Tank mean?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Eat My Tanc

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Apparently it's a reference to Shotzi Blackheart

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

coconono posted:

on one hand Ricochet got done dirty by his LU contract. And no one but WWE was offering real solid money when a lot of his peers were settling and starting families. So I can see him being a total company guy just because the money's steady and he really doesn't have to do much for it. On the other, trying to get yourself over without McMahon's blessing never ends well.

So when I put both hands together my knuckles say Ricochet is a dummy. And that spells disaster for his credibility.

Ricochet would be high on the card in New Japan right now if he’d stayed on that path.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Apparently it's a reference to Shotzi Blackheart

I guess that makes sense.

Should say TANKS FER NUTTIN'

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

sportsgenius86 posted:

Ricochet would be high on the card in New Japan right now if he’d stayed on that path.

money's not as good and the travel sucks even for a short dude like him. Harold Meij's NJPW def undervalued foreign talent too.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Gavok posted:

"Paige here!"

lol

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


coconono posted:

money's not as good and the travel sucks even for a short dude like him. Harold Meij's NJPW def undervalued foreign talent too.

He'd like Master Wato right now for Taguchi Japan which actually sadly is still better than how's being used in WWE

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Let Me In shorts are terrible if it's on the front and fantastic if it's on the back.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

MJeff posted:

The Let Me In shorts are terrible if it's on the front and fantastic if it's on the back.

What are you gonna put your butt inside of?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
So on NXT tonight, they teased Raquel and Dakota getting an NXT Women's tag title shot. And they will likely be granted one if they can beat Ember and Shotzi next week. Even NXT can't avoid booking the tag titles outside of the main women's title scene at this point! :v:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Random question but according to wwe lore is the ultimate fate of John Cena that bray wyatt entered his mind palace and destroyed his timeline or something?

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Shard posted:

Random question but according to wwe lore is the ultimate fate of John Cena that bray wyatt entered his mind palace and destroyed his timeline or something?

currently, yeah, unless/until they bring him back

it's probably the best thing about the fiend

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Ganso Bomb posted:

What are you gonna put your butt inside of?

your seat

ask Tony Schiavone

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/wwebraywyatt/status/1394823342788644870?s=21

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Recap attempt
https://www.f4wonline.com/nxt-results/wwe-nxt-live-results-north-american-title-steel-cage-match-341716

Toni Storm defeated Zoey Stark
Storm pinned Stark clean with a wicked finisher.
https://streamable.com/knawrk
Franky Monet will debut next week
Balor vs Kross promo video for their title match next week that is pretty drat good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6yDbIG-So
Jake Atlas defeated Cameron Grimes. Atlas pinned Grimes after Ted DiBiase distracted Grimes
Grimes sells?
https://i.imgur.com/vsi3SQe.gifv
Finish
https://streamable.com/jg4csg
Killian Dain defeated Alexander Wolfe. Very displeased after the match, Imperium turned on Wolfe. Barthel and Aichner attacked Wolfe. They jumped him, and beat him down to leave him laid out on the mat in a heap. The announcers sold it like Wolfe may be kicked out of Imperium for not towing the line.
https://streamable.com/kqah2n
Ever-Rise in a comedy bit interrupted an interview with NXT Women's Champion Raquel Gonzalez and Dakota Kai.
https://streamable.com/ilw1yi
El Legado del Fantasma (Joaquin Wilde & Raul Mendoza) defeated Timothy Thatcher & Tommaso Ciampa. Continuing a trend on this show of outside interference, Grizzled Young Veterans (James Drake & Zack Gibson) ran down to ringside. They jumped Ciampa and then rolled him back into the ring. Legado del Fantasma with a double team finisher, and Mendoza scored a pinfall on Ciampa
Bobby Fish in a backstage interview called out Pete Dunne. Fish challenged Dunne to a match next week.
Candice LeRae and Indi Hartwell were enjoying a spa day with Lumis stuff.
https://streamable.com/53lyoz
https://streamable.com/63qqb5
Sarray defeats Aliyah
Hit Row (Ashante Thee Adonis & Top Dolla with B-Fab & Isaiah "Swerve" Scott) defeats Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari
https://streamable.com/usaawj
Bronson Reed defeats Johnny Gargano in a cage match for the NXT North American Championship
https://streamable.com/t12vqy

Next week we get the following
-Franky Monet makes her debut
-Cameron Grimes and Ted DiBiase in a “Million Dollar Face-Off”
-Bobby Fish vs Pete Dunne
-Ember/Shotzi vs Dakota/Raquel
-Karrion Kross vs Finn Balor 2

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Shard posted:

Random question but according to wwe lore is the ultimate fate of John Cena that bray wyatt entered his mind palace and destroyed his timeline or something?

yes he is banished forever to the shadow realm

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Digital Jedi posted:

Recap attempt
Toni Storm defeated Zoey Stark
Storm pinned Stark clean with a wicked finisher.
https://streamable.com/knawrk

This loving rules and should be the lead.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I appreciate Grimes realizing Dibiase forgot to lock his car doors, hurriedly shutting it and putting his own hand over it so he couldn't open it again.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

It's a shame Ember Moon isn't in a better company but you can say that for about 80 percent of WWE's roster

bartok
May 10, 2006



Shard posted:

Random question but according to wwe lore is the ultimate fate of John Cena that bray wyatt entered his mind palace and destroyed his timeline or something?

I always figured it was like how Ozzie Smith is forever stuck in the Springfield Mystery Spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pGdzmx-7Wo

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Wait a minute when the gently caress did Ted DiBiase come back :psyduck:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Benne posted:

Wait a minute when the gently caress did Ted DiBiase come back :psyduck:

when cameron grimes got rich from gamestop and amc stock

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

God drat it, I wish Ever-Rise were in AEW. They're such fun weirdos.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Lid posted:

This loving rules and should be the lead.

Judo flip takeover into a driver/ddt is awesome.

Also, the Dexter stuff is so weird, no idea where it's going, but his character is going to be extra ridiculous when the show returns. He's just such an awful serial killer.

Why didn't the masseuse take issue with a strange dude turning up, helping her, then leaving?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Maybe that's his day job.

InDex is a fun pairing. I like just making him a weirdo.

Good show this week. Bronson is awesome so glad he has a belt

Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


Digital Jedi posted:


Killian Dain defeated Alexander Wolfe. Very displeased after the match, Imperium turned on Wolfe. Barthel and Aichner attacked Wolfe. They jumped him, and beat him down to leave him laid out on the mat in a heap.



Wolfe is the dude who was in Sanity with Dain back when NXT was pretty good, right? There's almost a story there but I'd be surprised if they follow up on it. I remember Wolfe looked awesome in that tag team wargames match thing, has he been any good since?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Sega 32X posted:

Wolfe is the dude who was in Sanity with Dain back when NXT was pretty good, right? There's almost a story there but I'd be surprised if they follow up on it. I remember Wolfe looked awesome in that tag team wargames match thing, has he been any good since?
They have been loosely following up on that. Wolfe confronted Dain backstage a couple weeks back and asked why he was bothering to tag with a clown like Drake Maverick.

I think that sets up the 3 on 3 with Dain/Wolfe/Maverick against Walter and those other two guys

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


No

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Like Christian asking Tomko to give him a beat.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I could stand to Wyatt a little longer.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
have they teased dbry returning at all after reigns murdered him or does it all still look like his contract ran out for real

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

flatluigi posted:

have they teased dbry returning at all after reigns murdered him or does it all still look like his contract ran out for real

it ran out the midnight of that show. No non compete since he did the entire contract so he could be wrestling in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel today if he wants.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Blaise330 posted:

he could be wrestling in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel today if he wants.

I think Impact is tomorrow

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I think Impact is tomorrow

:lmao:

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





happy May 19th everybody

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Did Miz and Morrison show up on raw and were they still zombies

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