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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The real real problem is that due to FPTP Labour has to be this broad church because otherwise you just never win. So the left is shut out either within the party or outside the party

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No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I would probably support a ''''progressive alliance''' with the Lib Dems & Greens for the express purpose of legislating PR without any referendum nonsense, but I can't even see the Labour Right signing up for that when they're definitely due another landslide election just as soon as they can get exactly the right type of electable empty suit as leader again

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

You can talk about "factionalism" being a problem, but Tory factions are all based on petty ambitions. They have a united ideological project. Liberals and the left are directly opposed to each other in their political agendas, and no amount of electoralist coalition building is going to overcome that. For either side to get what it wants means shutting out the other from having any real decision making ability. So maybe without the Right, Labour will never win any elections but you're not winning elections anyway. At least with an actual left wing party there'd be an organization that's worth a drat and that can be built into something. Tut-tutting factionalism for political expediency got you into this mess.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Factionalism rules, you'll get more waffling idiot voters by proving you can, at the very minimum, destroy your enemies than by whatever Keith is doing, I feel like the results speak for themselves in this regard. Pointing this out isn't factionalism it's just animal survival. I don't know the system well enough to guess as the best strategies they can take but by every measure they're the biggest losers of them all in this because they lost to the losers

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




MikeCrotch posted:

The real real problem is that due to FPTP Labour has to be this broad church because otherwise you just never win. So the left is shut out either within the party or outside the party

a broad church, or nunnery, is

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
lmao

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Boris Johnson purged the Tory moderates and then *checks notes* won a majority two months later

something something Jeremy Corbyn should have purged the right

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The two situations are not really comparable unfortunately - Boris assumed, correctly, that the important parts of the press and the Tory base were slavering hogs for brexit and wanted all of the "one nation Tories" gone

Meanwhile a good 1/2 to 2/3rds of Corbyn's base showed at every turn they didn't want a hardcore factional war - Corbyn couldn't get enough support to get rid of Margaret Hodge or Tom Watson let alone a full takeover

Also worth noting that unlike the Tories Labour does need to keep members and activists on side, which is one of the reasons I think Labour sticking with Brexit would have been as big as a disaster as what actually happened

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Squizzle posted:

a broad church, or nunnery, is

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

MikeCrotch posted:

The two situations are not really comparable unfortunately - Boris assumed, correctly, that the important parts of the press and the Tory base were slavering hogs for brexit and wanted all of the "one nation Tories" gone

Meanwhile a good 1/2 to 2/3rds of Corbyn's base showed at every turn they didn't want a hardcore factional war - Corbyn couldn't get enough support to get rid of Margaret Hodge or Tom Watson let alone a full takeover

Also worth noting that unlike the Tories Labour does need to keep members and activists on side, which is one of the reasons I think Labour sticking with Brexit would have been as big as a disaster as what actually happened

That fraction of Corbyn's base were against acceptance of Brexit, which stopped that factional war being played out (with the Labour right immediately placing themselves in prominent anti-brexit roles and orgs). Corbyn was the one against purges - Milne in particular got pretty leaky about his desire to get rid of bad actors before he went nuclear and dumped all the whatsapp chats.

Corbyn at his peak was almost untouchable by party beurocratic issues and could personally have murdered the entire PLP without losing approval.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/1395052432380542978?s=19

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Ghost Leviathan posted:

loving lol that you're getting hosed around by Australia

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Burn UK Burn.

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!
Speaking of Australia loving us, remember this was only a month ago lol

https://twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/status/1384617427154186240

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Shyrka posted:

Speaking of Australia loving us, remember this was only a month ago lol

https://twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/status/1384617427154186240

And yet it worked so well for Mr Evrart who is helping me find my gun.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



idk the current australian crop are at least as bad as their uk counterparts, maybe worse, and also desperate for something they can call a win. give them as poo poo a deal as you like and as long as theres some graft in it for them they'll easily sell it to their disgusting base as the best deal ever

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i think it’s wild that in a few years almost the entire fishing and farming industry will literally be decimated, with only a few mega agricorp businesses running things

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Squizzle posted:

a broad church, or nunnery, is

it's a tv show

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to wake up this morning and find out that the Tory party had renationalised the railways.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

learnincurve posted:

I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to wake up this morning and find out that the Tory party had renationalised the railways.
keith didn't know that banning corbyn would only make him more powerful. a few pots of jam to the right tory, and anything begins to seem possible. even... a better thing.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

never did find out what a super off peak anytime return actually did

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Jeremy Torybn

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Can the Tories do it without it including bunging £bn to a mate though?

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
No chance. Sell underpriced to mates when privatising, then buy back overpriced and give contract to mates. Rinse and repeat.

gonadic io has issued a correction as of 10:18 on May 20, 2021

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i like how the bbc are calling it unified state control, don’t want it confused with nationalisation

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Keith is just reciting the Kingdom of Conscience as a mantra

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Keith is just reciting the Kingdom of Conscience as a mantra


quote:

The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

They should call it “Rail Britannia” (incidentally also the queens favorite position)

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Jel Shaker posted:

never did find out what a super off peak anytime return actually did

The whole thing seems like an insane trap tbh, but thankfully it doesn't seem to be checked all that often.

AFAICT there's not any consistent definition of what the super off-peak times even are across different lines, nevermind if your journey goes across more than one.

National Rail posted:

Exact Super Off-Peak train times can vary across routes and train companies, but they’re usually the least busy travel periods during the week. Super Off-Peak travel times are normally between around 10:00 to 15:30 and from 19:15 onwards Monday to Friday.

and when they say "may vary" they mean "do vary"

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Private Speech posted:

The whole thing seems like an insane trap tbh, but thankfully it doesn't seem to be checked all that often.

AFAICT there's not any consistent definition of what the super off-peak times even are across different lines, nevermind if your journey goes across more than one.


and when they say "may vary" they mean "do vary"

What I like - ahem - about those super advanced off peak tickets is that you are obliged to travel on a particular train and, quite often, sit in a particular seat, but they, on the other hand, are not obliged to provide said train or carriage. See - every time a train gets cancelled, people fighting over which ticket gets the seat reservation because passengers have no idea if it's the train they were supposed to get coming in late or if it's the other train and in any case they have a reservation (but so does the other guy sitting there already) ...

Oh look, Jezza pretending there are no seats.... cue gammon rage ... even though everyone who has ever travelled by train knows you can have a carriage full of empty seats with reserved cards on them meanwhile lots of people are sitting on the floors or in the bog. #traingate

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

What I like - ahem - about those super advanced off peak tickets is that you are obliged to travel on a particular train and, quite often, sit in a particular seat, but they, on the other hand, are not obliged to provide said train or carriage. See - every time a train gets cancelled, people fighting over which ticket gets the seat reservation because passengers have no idea if it's the train they were supposed to get coming in late or if it's the other train and in any case they have a reservation (but so does the other guy sitting there already) ...

Oh look, Jezza pretending there are no seats.... cue gammon rage ... even though everyone who has ever travelled by train knows you can have a carriage full of empty seats with reserved cards on them meanwhile lots of people are sitting on the floors or in the bog. #traingate

While that's pretty bad at least then you know if you can be on that particular train or not! Like as a practical example (I might be misremembering which companies/direction the route was in, but) if I started a journey on GWR (off-peak from 9) and switched to south-west railway (off-peak 10) at say 9:35, well, uhh, am I in trouble or not?

e: And what if my train was delayed past off-peak? What if a connecting train was delayed and I thus missed off-peak? It doesn't help any that half the ticket machines seem to default to giving you the cheapest rate applicable to the time you buy the ticket.

I'm not sure if nationalisation will fix this, but it'd be nice if it did.

Oh and it's worth mentioning the only reason they are doing it is because of covid completely tanking passenger numbers.

Private Speech has issued a correction as of 11:09 on May 20, 2021

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Sorry for the double post but it looks like porn passes are no more! Concerns being raised aplenty and campaigners distraught!*

*According to the BBC

Porn blocker 'missing' from Online Safety Bill prompts concern

BBC posted:

Campaigners are "astonished" that the government's draft Online Safety Bill does not contain long-promised age verification checks for pornography.

...

"I was completely astonished when I saw the bill," said John Carr, Secretary of the Children's Charities' Coalition on Internet Safety.

"Pornhub, xHamster, all of the big commercial pornography sites - the largest single source of pornography in the world - are outside the scope of the bill or could easily put themselves outside of the scope of the bill.".

They could do so by easily removing all user-uploaded content, he said - as Pornhub recently did within days of an investigation being launched into its user-generated content.

"They could do that and it would not affect their core business model in any way, shape or form," Mr Carr said.

the largest single source of pornography in the world lmbo

Looks like homegroan is still banned though.

Private Speech has issued a correction as of 11:15 on May 20, 2021

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Sex education is the only way to do it before you raise a whole generation who are getting their gently caress-style from Max Hardcore videos.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


they gotta add a bit in sex ed where they teach women how to escape from washing machines and under tables

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

DrVenkman posted:

Sex education is the only way to do it before you raise a whole generation who are getting their gently caress-style from Max Hardcore videos.
who?

wow you're old

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
So it turns out Labour Against Antisemitism aren't Labour and aren't against antisemitism

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I read that as Max Headroom at first which is a very different style

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Thankfully the train system in Northern Ireland was never privatised. They have all-day travel off-peak promotions running virtually all year round. Open the app, tap the off-peak ticket option, pay £9.50 and I can now travel to any stations on any train and sit wherever I like.

I usually buy mine on the train whenever the tannoy announcement tells people to have their tickets ready for inspection, as my local station isn't staffed. Sometimes they don't bother with inspections so if I'm getting off at an unstaffed station I get a free journey.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

bojo renationalizing rail and the press going "public transit is good, actually"

meanwhile kieth making everyone sign an nda before discussing whether labour thinks people should have air

as in the us, so in the uk, succ'd so hard labour is getting outflanked on the left by the right

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gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Breakfast All Day posted:

as in the us, so in the uk, succ'd so hard labour is getting outflanked on the left by the right

It's so embarrassing to see

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