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Life is getting real god damned weird for sure. No matter what happens, never let anyone take away your empathy for fellow humans, never knowingly permit the death of your soul, either literally or metaphorically depending on your beliefs, and be ready to fight and die to shield the weak against the cruel!! If it's disinfo on this scale, it means bad poo poo is on the horizon. If it's disclosure, life's about to change forever for everyone, and is possibly an even worse outcome lol
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May 21, 2021 02:04
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Bideo James posted:in the summer of 1999 i saw a ball of lightning come into my home. Holy poo poo
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May 21, 2021 02:07
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The Saucer Hovers posted:god loving drat it if i have to sit through bluebeam Project Bluebeam is such a stupid and impractical plan that it is has to have been a real consideration.
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May 21, 2021 02:08
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Mythical Moderate posted:My experience was pretty much the same as the guy in video below except I was on the other side of valley in one of Phoenix's suburbs. Given how light polluted Phoenix is, they were easily visible from 20ish miles from downtown Phoenix. thats a good video, thats the stuff i remember from day of or so. ive seen some other videos since that looked different than i remembered, and some stories talking about how there were actually two events that night but it always felt very revisionist. Riot Bimbo posted:Life is getting real god damned weird for sure. 
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May 21, 2021 02:08
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Mythical Moderate posted:My experience was pretty much the same as the guy in video below except I was on the other side of valley in one of Phoenix's suburbs. Given how light polluted Phoenix is, they were easily visible from 20ish miles from downtown Phoenix. so in his video, the lights appeared to be below the mountain line. from your perspective, you'd be able to tell they weren't actually on the mountain i guess? i gotta admit, that video does kind of look like someone is flying right-to-left dropping flares or skydivers (a new thing i see regularly now) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvKLeaPWPyw&t=47s neat though, it takes me back and i feel like it needs narration by the unsolved mysteries guy
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May 21, 2021 02:13
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Ball lightning is real and there are some crazy stories about it that go way backCzar Nicholas II posted:During the service there was a powerful thunderstorm, streaks of lightning flashed one after the other, and it seemed as if the peals of thunder would shake even the church and the whole world to its foundations. Suddenly it became quite dark, a blast of wind from the open door blew out the flame of the candles which were lit in front of the iconostasis, there was a long clap of thunder, louder than before, and I suddenly saw a fiery ball flying from the window straight towards the head of the Emperor. The ball (it was of lightning) whirled around the floor, then passed the chandelier and flew out through the door into the park. My heart froze, I glanced at my grandfather - his face was completely calm. He crossed himself just as calmly as he had when the fiery ball had flown near us, and I felt that it was unseemly and not courageous to be frightened as I was . . . After the ball had passed through the whole church, and suddenly gone out through the door, I again looked at my grandfather. A faint smile was on his face, and he nodded his head at me. My panic disappeared, and from that time I had no more fear of storms. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning#Great_Thunderstorm_of_Widecombe-in-the-Moor posted:One early account reports the Great Thunderstorm at a church in Widecombe-in-the-Moor, Devon, in England, on 21 October 1638. Four people died and approximately 60 were injured when, during a severe storm, an 8-foot (2.4 m) ball of fire was described as striking and entering the church, nearly destroying it. Large stones from the church walls were hurled onto the ground and through large wooden beams. The ball of fire allegedly smashed the pews and many windows, and filled the church with a foul sulphurous odour and dark, thick smoke. A older relative of mine said he saw ball lightning several times at Greatful Dead shows lol
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May 21, 2021 02:24
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If aliens don't respect cats they can gently caress right off back to space though Also your uncle was just very high Like incredibly high
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May 21, 2021 02:27
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Delta-Wye posted:its hilarious - alien rollout is making me doubt the reality of cv19 lmao covid 19 is an alien disease
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May 21, 2021 02:28
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
Yeah no kidding. I've done a lot of acid and never seen poo poo like that though. It doesn't make you see anything that isn't there, it just "embellishes" it.
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May 21, 2021 02:39
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sad that I just discovered ufo thread, happy to be here now
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May 21, 2021 02:53
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Eleven Eleven posted:sad that I just discovered ufo thread, happy to be here now Share some compelling poo poo. I feel like there's so much I havent seen even this far in
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May 21, 2021 02:57
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Mythical Moderate posted:My experience was pretty much the same as the guy in video below except I was on the other side of valley in one of Phoenix's suburbs. Given how light polluted Phoenix is, they were easily visible from 20ish miles from downtown Phoenix. they were a set of flares dropped by an air force jet. they disappeared as they dropped behind the estrella mountains. move along citizen
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May 21, 2021 02:59
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Share some compelling poo poo. I feel like there's so much I havent seen even this far in All I know is that the only way that 2021 can top 2020 in terms of batshit insanity is aliens, so it is going to be aliens.
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May 21, 2021 03:01
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I've gone from heavy skeptic like drat near certain we are alone to drat near believer in record time thanks to this thread I don't even care if I am wrong I just won't broadcast it to strangers no one will ever know
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May 21, 2021 03:04
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My bet is that the report is going to be "Yeah we have proof that these are physical objects and no we have no idea how that's possible" which is revolutionary by itself and yet stops short of ALIENS. This will simultaneously: - be interpreted as proof of aliens - be interpreted as proof the government is using aliens as disinfo - be interpreted as proof that [parts of the government the commenter doesn't like] are loving crazy idiots that believe in aliens, those dumbasses, I can't believe we're spending our tax dollars on this instead of helping people/bombing people I don't like - be interpreted as proof that anyone that is actually interested is an idiot that can't recognize a bird, as everyone knows birds fly at supersonic speeds and look like tic-tacs the size of an F-18 nothing will actually be done to try and figure out what these things are
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May 21, 2021 03:09
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the most respected elder statesman of the field, a man who spielberg himself portrayed as the french indiana jones of ufos, the sexy grey fox science early vc richman himself... is a devoted rosicrutian magician whos theory on what the saucers actually are is functionally inseparable from angels and demons and hes probably right
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May 21, 2021 03:27
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I actually had a conventional UFO sighting. I know for a fact I sent video to my dad, he may have it Over the skies in north-central Texas, around 2016 (Sherman for anyone that cares), a few objects were in the sky, moving around at dizzying speeds, seemingly quite far above the ground, seemingly capable of changing direction on a dime, more or less at-will. My sister was witness to it as well, and anyone in the apartment complex that happened to be outside. Was really weird. Most conventional explanation I can propose, is that they were incredibly well-lit drones or something, and the apparent distances and speeds were an optical illusion or something. It did happen right as the sun set.
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May 21, 2021 03:32
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since work is saying we’re back in the office in july im taking the time to binge watch the x-files the first season has some 90s cringe but it actually holds up well
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May 21, 2021 03:33
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Delta-Wye posted:posting is the only thing that is real
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May 21, 2021 03:35
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Delta-Wye posted:i have somehow never heard of this, or don't remember at least. what did it look like in person? the handful of youtube videos ive found are pretty odd, but its all vhs grainy poo poo they look like little spheres or circles of light flickering in and out at a certain spot on the horizon, quite low to the ground, of varying colors of green or yellow or reddish orange. a light will appear and move around a bit in seemingly random directions and then wink away. sometimes there's just one, sometimes several, all seemingly unpredictably. there's a viewing platform built now so it's easy to know where to go to see them. if you ever find yourself in Marfa, and you should try to sometime, there's an observatory about an hour north that does a cool "star party" where you look at constellations and stuff and they have telescopes set up to look at Saturn, Andromeda galaxy, and a bunch of other celestial stuff. do that and on the way home stop at the lights platform and have a grand old space-themed evening.
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May 21, 2021 03:35
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BeefThief posted:Somehow aliens being real will make things worse for people who aren't disgustingly wealthy take a look at the documentary They Live
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May 21, 2021 03:37
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Shear Modulus posted:take a look at the documentary They Live "I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can" is a great line. I need to give that one another watch
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May 21, 2021 03:39
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The Saucer Hovers posted:the most respected elder statesman of the field, a man who spielberg himself portrayed as the french indiana jones of ufos, the sexy grey fox science early vc richman himself... And lol Spielberg said that Vallee's interpretation wouldn't make a good movie and so we got friendly space brothers instead. I still wish Spielberg had gone thru with his Night Skies treatment ...
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May 21, 2021 03:40
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Delta-Wye posted:so in his video, the lights appeared to be below the mountain line. from your perspective, you'd be able to tell they weren't actually on the mountain i guess? I don't recall them being near the mountain. quote:neat though, it takes me back and i feel like it needs narration by the unsolved mysteries guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj1X3IndR6U&t=649s
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May 21, 2021 03:56
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The Saucer Hovers posted:the most respected elder statesman of the field, a man who spielberg himself portrayed as the french indiana jones of ufos, the sexy grey fox science early vc richman himself... one of my favorite "land of contrasts" UFO people is chris white, who put together an incredibly lengthy and well-researched documentary refuting the claims of ancient astronaut theorists through a deeply skeptical and sectarian lens, but who also just happens to believe that angels and demons are real and are contacting people on the earth plane
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May 21, 2021 04:03
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WEH posted:I've been hearing that disclosure is around the corner for so long that even this unprecedented poo poo doesnt move me much. On the other hand, if the relatively mundane (for the subject matter) and old footage coming out is enough to get the gears turning publicly I would bet that whatever hypothetical agency exists to compartmentalize this poo poo got properly freaked out by something changing in the last few years. the ufo disclosures were part of epstein's dead man's switch
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May 21, 2021 04:07
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 Shear Modulus posted:the ufo disclosures were part of epstein's dead man's switch all of the threads combine into one and fade away as the dmt runs out and my brain shuts off
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May 21, 2021 04:08
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Shear Modulus posted:the ufo disclosures were part of epstein's dead man's switch this neatly explains why he spelled his own name wrong on the chalkboard of that one photo, gently caress!! always thought that dude had a weirdly shaped head
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May 21, 2021 04:17
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WEH posted:this neatly explains why he spelled his own name wrong on the chalkboard of that one photo, gently caress!! always thought that dude had a weirdly shaped head aaaayoooo  edit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7yKKnS3X00
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May 21, 2021 04:18
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Turns out when you make it okay to talk about UFOs lots and lots of people have personal stories.
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May 21, 2021 04:27
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lol i'm only seeing now that's tailor-made to appeal to the people that think compression errors are evidence of lizard people. also good joke but holy poo poo!!
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May 21, 2021 04:27
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I am once again plugging NUFORC and to look through the archives for each state. People have never stopped seeing things, gently caress da skeptoid wannabes e: the site helpfully notes which sightings are probably starlink or whatever; its not always true but the highlighted entries are usually more in depth. I don't understand the criteria to being highlighted but I assume its some old dude who doesn't understand computers filing poo poo WEH has issued a correction as of 04:33 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 04:31
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Riot Bimbo has issued a correction as of 14:51 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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May 21, 2021 04:32
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i was in phoenix when 1997, unfortunately i was 2. were the aliens giving me the largest, smartest brain in the world? time will tell
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May 21, 2021 04:36
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Vermain posted:one of my favorite "land of contrasts" UFO people is chris white, who put together an incredibly lengthy and well-researched documentary refuting the claims of ancient astronaut theorists through a deeply skeptical and sectarian lens, but who also just happens to believe that angels and demons are real and are contacting people on the earth plane I didn't know that about that dude but he can believe whatever he loving wants cos I've easily gotten 8+ hours of entertainment over the years laughing at his ancient astronaut vid If you happen to make a deeply skeptical and sectarian refutation of whatever he believes about angels and demons I promise to watch at least that amount of it
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May 21, 2021 04:37
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Here's a ufo sighting my friend sent me last year. It's probably a drone but I'm surprised it was that bright during the day https://youtu.be/TBMM9yyq7GE I actually submitted it to that nuforc site and it doesn't list it as starlink or whatever that I assumed it was mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 04:47 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 04:39
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Ok, this thread has been officially taken over by Galaxy brain true believers.
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May 21, 2021 04:43
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Someothing happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me...?
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May 21, 2021 04:44
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LRADIKAL posted:Ok, this thread has been officially taken over by Galaxy brain true believers. 
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May 21, 2021 04:48
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LRADIKAL posted:Ok, this thread has been officially taken over by Galaxy brain true believers. You might be happier with the gbs ufo thread.
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May 21, 2021 04:54
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