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TL posted:Devil Doll is pretty drat horny for what it's worth.
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I've given my thoughts about the worst episode before. Keromaru5 posted:I don't know that there's any one "worst." What there is, is a select number that are just joyless, unpleasant, or otherwise borderline unwatchable:
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May 21, 2021 03:55
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As for horniest movie, definitely Angels' Revenge. (Closeup shot of a butt) Crow: "Hey, you're giving away the plot!" You would think it would be The Sinister Urge, but it's so unsexy it manages to become anti-horny.
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May 21, 2021 03:58
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Young Man's Fancy is literally about getting thunder squishy
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May 21, 2021 03:59
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That one is weird because I'm still not sure what it is actually supposed to be about. Is it time management? They bring it up a lot but don't actually go into any detail.
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May 21, 2021 04:02
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Raskolnikov38 posted:oh wait i know the worst film they've done, motherfuckin' laserblast. Hey, Leonard Maltin gave it 2 and 1/2 stars. Better than the original Alien at 2 stars. Hmm... (FOUR HOURS LATER) OK, here's the thread comprehensive report on Maltin's ratings: He gave 3 stars to This Island Earth (and MST3K: The Movie), The Undead (!), Devil Doll, Gorgo, Squirm, and Diabolik. In addition to Laserblast, he rated the following MSTed movies 2.5 stars: The Crawling Eye, Rocketship X-M, Godzilla vs the Sea Monster, The Amazing Colossal Man, It Conquered the World, The Killer Shrews (!!), The Magic Sword, Hercules, The Painted Hills, Mitchell (!!!), The Incredible can't be bothered to type the whole title, The Time Travelers, The Beast of Hollow Mountain, The Land that Time Forgot.
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May 21, 2021 04:10
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Nothing can top the raw potent sex appeal of Zap Rowsdower.
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Keromaru5 posted:You would think it would be The Sinister Urge, but it's so unsexy it manages to become anti-horny. I'd say tied for second place in the anti-horny stakes are the two "Brain" movies, namely The Brain That Wouldn't Die and The Atomic Brain. Leaving aside the fact that both movies involve the idea of transferring one woman's brain into another woman's body, both of them have an extremely sleazy veneer that just makes the leering shots of shapely women from the 1960s feel extra icky. You feel like you need a shower after watching them. E: speaking of things that couldn't or wouldn't, The Thing That Couldn't Die is an underrated entry in the horny movie stakes. Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 04:50 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 04:38
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Space Mutiny has those erotic-dancing space witches and their Spencer’s Gifts glass sphere.
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May 21, 2021 04:56
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Keromaru5 posted:I've given my thoughts about the worst episode before. Exactly why I put Beast of Yucca Flats as the worst episode, it's so dull and lifeless a movie that even some pretty good riffs and skits on the crew's part can't save it
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Narsham posted:Hey, Leonard Maltin gave it 2 and 1/2 stars. Better than the original Alien at 2 stars. Parts the Visible Panty Line Horror deserves at least 3 stars
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May 21, 2021 06:24
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I don't really think there's anything wrong with Parts,aside from the acting being a little crap and the powerful 70s energy (which can be chalked up to the budget of about $200).
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May 21, 2021 06:42
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Space Mutiny has those erotic-dancing space witches and their Spencer’s Gifts glass sphere. Ho ho, ho.
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Sash! posted:I don't really think there's anything wrong with Parts,aside from the acting being a little crap and the powerful 70s energy (which can be chalked up to the budget of about $200). Oh, it's missionary position practice!
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May 21, 2021 14:51
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Young Man's Fancy is about electric kitchen appliances. Like how Once Upon a Honeymoon is really about phones. I think the industrial short makers were really bored that week.
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May 21, 2021 15:08
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Dawgstar posted:I have to vote for Wild World of Batwoman for being so dull enough I've fallen asleep watching it a couple of times now and also the racism. HahahahaEND! ENNNNNNNND! (Kevin's apoplectic rage at that makes me laugh every time. Yes, Kevin's, not Tom's. ) Sash! posted:I don't really think there's anything wrong with Parts,aside from the acting being a little crap and the powerful 70s energy (which can be chalked up to the budget of about $200). It and Beast of Hollow Mountain are basically perfectly acceptable films. On the horny debate, Starcrash gets a lot of Star Wars ripoff comparisons, but it's more like throwing Star Wars and Barbarella in a blender. Gaz-L fucked around with this message at 15:27 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 15:25
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Gaz-L posted:HahahahaEND! ENNNNNNNND! Beast of Hollow Mountain is a great episode, but the movie itself is hilarious to me because it's just a run of the mill western until the very end when a cowboy fights a dinosaur. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II is pretty loving horny. I love those two completely unrelated lovely movies.
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isn't wizards of the lost kingdom the one where the adult woman tries to seduce the main character? i haven't seen it in a while and that's definitely one of the reasons why it isn't a rewatcher for me
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May 21, 2021 16:42
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Tits all over for you, Ator! I know we've been
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Hogama posted:Tits all over for you, Ator! I know we've been *diiiing-donng*
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May 21, 2021 16:56
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nishi koichi posted:isn't wizards of the lost kingdom the one where the adult woman tries to seduce the main character? i haven't seen it in a while and that's definitely one of the reasons why it isn't a rewatcher for me Pretty sure that happens in both - in #1 it's the lady that turns into a bug monster thing after the weird manticore bit, and in #2 it's the bad guy's henchwoman. Maybe that's the thing that ties the two movies together.
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Now, I know that my pick for the worst movie is truly the worst of the worst because none of you have picked it. That's because it is, by far, the most boring movie MST3K ever riffed--Ring of Terror. Didn't even come to your minds because of how boring it was! All you can remember is that guy looking for his cat in the graveyard and then you go blank. Other than that--Atlantic Rim is utterly wretched.
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May 21, 2021 18:18
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It wasn't good but I was amused by how old all the students were and the dissection scene went for something.
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May 21, 2021 18:22
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nishi koichi posted:isn't wizards of the lost kingdom the one where the adult woman tries to seduce the main character? i haven't seen it in a while and that's definitely one of the reasons why it isn't a rewatcher for me Oof, yeah. In WotLK 1 it's more like being magically charmed since the other kids there were all passed out like in an opium den, but it's pretty explicitly a sexual offer in 2. I Am Fowl posted:Other than that--Atlantic Rim is utterly wretched. I love Atlantic Rim if only for the Native American admiral who wants to get everybody on the horn
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May 21, 2021 18:34
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pretty sure i mentioned it before but the constant vaguely military stock music is some real bull butter
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I Am Fowl posted:Other than that--Atlantic Rim is utterly wretched. BA-BOOM!
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May 21, 2021 19:15
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God, Asylum Films are so bad they even manage to suck a lot of the joy out of riffing.
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May 21, 2021 19:24
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Dawgstar posted:I have to vote for Wild World of Batwoman for being so dull enough I've fallen asleep watching it a couple of times now and also the racism. I keep forgetting about the seance bit in Batwoman, and the shock of it makes me laugh anew. And for horniest movies, Untamed Youth is at least a third set in the female dormitory hut with them in a state of undress. 50's undress, meaning four layers of clothes, but still horny for those at the time.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:
Graham Greene is such a good actor, I hope he made a lot of money for that dreck.
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I would not want to eat bull butter. I don’t even want to know what it’s made out of... 
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May 21, 2021 19:55
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:I would not want to eat bull butter. I don't know what's in it either, but you find it on the shelf next to the Pig Liquor
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happyhippy posted:I keep forgetting about the seance bit in Batwoman, and the shock of it makes me laugh anew. That may not really be Chinese.
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May 21, 2021 20:34
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:I don't know what's in it either, but you find it on the shelf next to the Pig Liquor Bull Butter and Pig Liquor are available at the concession stands when you go watch a game of Horse Hockey
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May 21, 2021 20:48
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Thinking of having a Keenan Wynn night, a little Laserblast chased by Parts: the Clonus Horror The Keenan Wynn comes blowin' in
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May 22, 2021 00:46
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Are you one of them preverts
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Bootleg Trunks posted:Are you one of them preverts Wanna see them smoldering crotches
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:a little Laserblast 
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May 22, 2021 00:59
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Reminding one of the movie 'star wars'
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Anyone who hasn't seen Bridget and Mary Jo's riff of Angel's Revenge on Rifftrax needs to drop what they're doing right now and go watch it. So much better than the original MST version.
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