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"the government is making up UFO stories to cover up that china beat us to antigravity" has a funny parallel to how the government actually ran a propaganda campaign that everyone who reported UFO sightings was an absolute crank and nobody should take it seriously because they wanted to suppress any thoughts whatsoever that the US wasn't in total control of its airspace
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May 21, 2021 05:04
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LRADIKAL posted:Ok, this thread has been officially taken over by Galaxy brain true believers. try having some fun posting in C-SPAM
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May 21, 2021 05:05
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PawParole posted:wow. from politco  Good Soldier Svejk posted:I've gone from heavy skeptic like drat near certain we are alone to drat near believer in record time thanks to this thread goongrats, happy to be of service Log082 posted:My bet is that the report is going to be "Yeah we have proof that these are physical objects and no we have no idea how that's possible" which is revolutionary by itself and yet stops short of ALIENS. also: -be interpreted as just cause to ramp up hostilities with china
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May 21, 2021 05:10
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mastershakeman posted:Here's a ufo sighting my friend sent me last year. It's probably a drone but I'm surprised it was that bright during the day I genuinely apologize because after watching the video before seeing the edit and the months old NUFORC submission I thought that whatever it was was acting like lens flare mirroring the camera movement. It isn't and I'm glad people are using NUFORC! Not related to the quoted post, but especially on the coasts (but also inland) it's important to know that theres a bunch of work being done on high altitude spy balloons that usually show up on not paid off trackers like https://globe.adsbexchange.com/ but also are absolutely working without public transponders to some degree.
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May 21, 2021 05:12
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pancake rabbit posted:-be interpreted as just cause to ramp up hostilities with china Good call, I forgot that one. Someone, possibly and even probably a senator, is absolutely going to turn the completely reasonable point of "hey maybe we should figure out what's buzzing our nukes and carrier groups" into "time to bomb CHINA"
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May 21, 2021 05:16
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pancake rabbit posted:also: I don't get this take in general because they are expressly no first use. Just go and do whatever in that case, why invoke ufos? Public-facing reasoning isn't going to change a possible nuclear exchange.
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May 21, 2021 05:19
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WEH posted:
i saw one of these just north of denver a couple years ago. stationary, silver round object way above the clouds, directly overhead in the middle of the day. so far you could only really see it if you didn't look straight at it
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May 21, 2021 05:20
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WEH posted:
quote:History Edit haha what the gently caress??? general mills high altitude research division?
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May 21, 2021 05:24
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quote:Aeronautical Research Division and Electronics Division Edit https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills what the gently caress?
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May 21, 2021 05:26
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WEH posted:I don't get this take in general because they are expressly no first use. Just go and do whatever in that case, why invoke ufos? Public-facing reasoning isn't going to change a possible nuclear exchange. because u don't look a gift alien in the mouth and military industrial printer go brrrrr
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May 21, 2021 05:27
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Shear Modulus posted:lol there's a paragraph on the wikipedia page for general mills that apparently in addition to making lucky charms they also made high-altitude balloons for ONR including the skyhook balloon hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, unicorns, rainbows, and classified balloons
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May 21, 2021 05:30
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Shear Modulus posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills 
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May 21, 2021 05:30
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pancake rabbit posted:hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, unicorns, rainbows, and classified balloons
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May 21, 2021 05:31
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pancake rabbit posted:because u don't look a gift alien in the mouth so send a boat towards the contested islands and dare them to do something if you want the money printer to go brrr! this ufo poo poo is completely unnecessary if the point is to get china to fund the mic, especially because our preferred flavor of conflict requires uncontested air support
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May 21, 2021 05:39
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Shear Modulus posted:"the government is making up UFO stories to cover up that china beat us to antigravity" has a funny parallel to how the government actually ran a propaganda campaign that everyone who reported UFO sightings was an absolute crank and nobody should take it seriously because they wanted to suppress any thoughts whatsoever that the US wasn't in total control of its airspace
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May 21, 2021 05:43
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MILLER: Boss, your objective is to infiltrate Cipher's research facilities and obtain their newest personnel extraction technology. It'll be essential in helping us rebuild Diamond Dogs. OCELOT: Cipher is using a civillian food company as a cover. It's absolutely essential you aren't detected either by Cipher or any of the civilians that'll be on site.
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May 21, 2021 05:45
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I'm hoping that the chinese did some incredible espionage to get all the morons in the US MIC to believe they had invented antigravity but it's actually just balloons
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May 21, 2021 05:46
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I'm hoping that the chinese did some incredible espionage to get all the morons in the US MIC to believe they had invented antigravity but it's actually just balloons AnCiEnT cHiNeSe SeCrET
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May 21, 2021 05:46
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Shear Modulus posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills And who developed this high-altitude balloon program for a cereals company quote:Otto C. Winzen was an innovator and a visionary who is best known for introducing new balloon materials and construction methods. He emigrated to the United States from Germany in 1937 and spent World War II in a series of internment camps hahaha
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May 21, 2021 05:51
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It's going to be some boring electrical or weird optics poo poo in the end, since we got the most disappointing timeline
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May 21, 2021 05:52
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:It's going to be some boring electrical or weird optics poo poo in the end, since we got the most disappointing timeline pretty exciting electrical or weird optics poo poo, unless you wholly discount pilot testimony
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May 21, 2021 05:53
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Chamale posted:And who developed this high-altitude balloon program for a cereals company thread is going places there should be paperclip shaped marshmallows edit: im dumb and misread that still insane The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 05:57 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 05:54
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i think that means he was in american internment camps for germans not that he was a nazi posted at auschwitz
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May 21, 2021 05:56
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Chamale posted:And who developed this high-altitude balloon program for a cereals company I would hesitate to roll someone who emigrated to the US in 1937 with the paperclip ilk but I'm also not seeing any corroborating sources to back up that specific timeline ... lmao
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May 21, 2021 06:00
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Gringostar posted:since work is saying we’re back in the office in july im taking the time to binge watch the x-files It's kind of like Poltergeist, this perfect time capsule of what the general running beliefs and theories on the paranormal were at the time.
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May 21, 2021 06:03
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x-files rules but the overarching plot episodes will only hurt you in the end
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May 21, 2021 06:06
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WEH posted:x-files rules but the overarching plot episodes will only hurt you in the end In the 90s people also believed every TV show would last forever e seriously nine seasons of Seinfeld? I'm glad it ended like that, gently caress them vv didn't Germans in the US get rounded up during WWII vv Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 06:16 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 06:13
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WEH posted:I would hesitate to roll someone who emigrated to the US in 1937 with the paperclip ilk but I'm also not seeing any corroborating sources to back up that specific timeline ... lmao It sounds like he left Nazi Germany so he wasn't a hardcore Nazi. But he would also be someone the government is 100% confident hates the Soviets. This lines up with Vasiliy Mitrokhin's claim that Roswell was a crashed Soviet spy balloon; if the Army Air Force had to scramble to start Project Mogul to create a Roswell cover story, they'd have to find some loyal scientist with a lot of knowledge about the new types of plastics being developed.
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May 21, 2021 06:14
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The Saucer Hovers posted:the most respected elder statesman of the field, a man who spielberg himself portrayed as the french indiana jones of ufos, the sexy grey fox science early vc richman himself... it was very weird indeed when I found a digitized archive to some sorcerer’s magazine where in an interview with Vallee he likens his beliefs on magic to informational theory and computer science like everyone’s quiet most of the time on where they’re dipping their toes I was as surprised to find a rave quote by Carl Sagan on a printed collection of John Keel articles, only knowing of Sagan as a pariah in the UFO field for ditching UFO support in favor of Big Science Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 06:37 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 06:19
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and now i join posadists anonymous
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May 21, 2021 06:29
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Ross DaouThot posted:and now i join posadists anonymous thats right
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May 21, 2021 06:37
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Chamale posted:It sounds like he left Nazi Germany so he wasn't a hardcore Nazi. But he would also be someone the government is 100% confident hates the Soviets. This lines up with Vasiliy Mitrokhin's claim that Roswell was a crashed Soviet spy balloon; if the Army Air Force had to scramble to start Project Mogul to create a Roswell cover story, they'd have to find some loyal scientist with a lot of knowledge about the new types of plastics being developed. I'm gonna preface this with my belief that rosewell is pointless to try and figure out in 2021 cos everyone that knew anything is long dead, but why wouldn't the AAF just use him to help with project mogul if he came over in '37? e: oh the soviet spy balloon theory is literally from the ancient aliens tv show nvm lol Ross DaouThot posted:and now i join posadists anonymous welcome, comrade WEH has issued a correction as of 06:52 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 06:48
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i feel like the last two years of my life were perfectly orchestrated to have the conditioning fully sink in, like it was only from watching a few cushvlogs after bernie lost that I even started thinking about dialectical materialism, now I'm fully a tom delonge guy as well. add in epstein brain and i'm rapidly approaching 100% synthesisDelta-Wye posted:all of the threads combine into one and fade away as the dmt runs out and my brain shuts off this is great it feels like i was running multiple multiple processes in my brain task manager before and now they're getting consolidated Ross DaouThot has issued a correction as of 07:06 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 07:02
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wouldn't it have been easier to just say the roni was a chinese bioweapon if the MIC wanted to turn up the heat?
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May 21, 2021 07:03
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BeefThief posted:wouldn't it have been easier to just say the roni was a chinese bioweapon if the MIC wanted to turn up the heat? yeah it would be crazy if the president had spent a year saying exactly that and half the country wholeheartedly believed it
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May 21, 2021 07:04
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You could probably whip up a good number of people with ghosts too
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May 21, 2021 07:08
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WEH posted:oh the soviet spy balloon theory is literally from the ancient aliens tv show nvm lol What? I read about it in The Mitrokhin Archive. It's generally credible, although a lot of the claims aren't corroborated since they're leaked KGB archives. Ancient Aliens would probably say that Roswell was an alien spaceship, that's their whole thing.
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May 21, 2021 07:13
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Chamale posted:What? I read about it in The Mitrokhin Archive. It's generally credible, although a lot of the claims aren't corroborated since they're leaked KGB archives. Ancient Aliens would probably say that Roswell was an alien spaceship, that's their whole thing. the show's called Ancient Aliens not Cold War Aliens moran
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May 21, 2021 07:17
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OK baizuo posted:Here's what happened, op 
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May 21, 2021 07:25
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I still don't think it's aliens but if i was going to go full true believer this would be my theory - every legit UFO sighting over history has been of a single von Neumann-type probe that has been monitoring our evolution. it can replicate itself and split up and do all sorts of weird poo poo like defy physics somehow. but no one gives a poo poo about us it's just following its programming
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May 21, 2021 07:30
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