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bawk
Mar 31, 2013


TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL!

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nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Data Graham posted:

Frankly I'm impressed at what that says about her picture taking ability

I wondered about that. Maybe a timed shot, with her reaching around the camera? Flexible, anyway.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Data Graham posted:

Frankly I'm impressed at what that says about her picture taking ability

She obviously got a friend to hold the camera for her

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



nonathlon posted:

I wondered about that. Maybe a timed shot, with her reaching around the camera? Flexible, anyway.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


Nygma balls

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

popewiles posted:

Nygma balls

What's Nygma?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Paladinus posted:

What's Nygma?

Steve Jobs

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Paladinus posted:

What's Nygma?

Edward's less successful brother.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Paladinus posted:

What's Nygma?

A fine question, Detective! Perhaps you might start your investigation into my fiendish riddle by reading the works of the philosopher Bofades

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

poo poo. I need to update my FB profile.

For clarity.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Daktar posted:

A fine question, Detective! Perhaps you might start your investigation into my fiendish riddle by reading the works of the philosopher Bofades

I'll get to it right after SawCon.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Daktar posted:

A fine question, Detective! Perhaps you might start your investigation into my fiendish riddle by reading the works of the philosopher Bofades

I will do just that, thank you.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010



(more)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




those are some great shops but its not as fun when the "clients" are in on it

a bunch of those are making requests that dont make sense unless you want a funny photoshop

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

That is exactly what I was thinking of when I saw that in total post

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Daktar posted:

A fine question, Detective! Perhaps you might start your investigation into my fiendish riddle by reading the works of the philosopher Bofades

"I'll say the same thing to you that I did to Bofades: you're too nuts."

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

46 + 15 + 7 + 1 = 69
:catstare:

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Nice.

Maybe jaguars aren't protected...?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Does the jaguar have stairs in its house?

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
They probably just ate one of the tigers. Counting tigers is hard work.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They seized 68 cats and one car.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Clearly says there were 7 hybrids there. So at least 8 cars.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Yoshi Wins posted:

Nice.

Maybe jaguars aren't protected...?

Yeah, that's how I read it.

The protected cats(lion, liger, tiger) plus the jaguar.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Ligers shouldn't be protected because they don't exist outside of us breeding them. Maybe that's it?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


They just didn't want to say 69, you dorks.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Inzombiac posted:

They just didn't want to say 69, you dorks.

Or, and hear me out on this, one of the cats was actually pretending to be two cats. A jaguar is just a lion with spots, after all. My guess is that lion is hoping to get two dinners instead of one. Genius.

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊
I mean it literally says "68 protected big cats as well as a jaguar", so yes, jaguars are not a protected big cat.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Why the jaguar?"
"See nobody cares about the protected cats"

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Jaguars are in the same CITES classification as lions, but if this particular jaguar was born in captivity instead of wild caught, it's less restrictive. Also jaguars are Near Threatened instead of Vulnerable/Endangered like the other big cats

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




lt looks like you swallowed a tennis shoe and you got the laces hanging out.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Foxfire_ posted:

Jaguars are in the same CITES classification as lions, but if this particular jaguar was born in captivity instead of wild caught, it's less restrictive. Also jaguars are Near Threatened instead of Vulnerable/Endangered like the other big cats
gently caress i’m sick of jaguar apologists

we get it, you like jaguars

thecluckmeme posted:

TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL!



Why are they in a half shell :(

SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 00:32 on May 22, 2021

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
"Is Raphael rude or crude" is great

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kheldarn posted:

lt looks like you swallowed a tennis shoe and you got the laces hanging out.

I also saw Turner and Hooch

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Inzombiac posted:

They just didn't want to say 69, you dorks.

Even more unprofessional

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SLOSifl posted:

gently caress i’m sick of jaguar apologists

we get it, you like jaguars

:randno:

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