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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Guy without a shirt didn't even get shot, he's just doing it to look cool

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evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

$200k big gamer energy

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






NoneMoreNegative posted:



Guy without a shirt didn't even get shot, he's just doing it to look cool

if some hosed up cyborg came at me shooting lasers I'd play dead too

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

it's gone. how many fuckin times do people need to be told to screenshot tweets

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
luckily archive had it

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Chris Knight posted:

luckily archive had it


my hyundai looks nicer inside

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Chris Knight posted:

luckily archive had it


drivers circa 2000s: killing people because they're distracted by their phones with one screen that displays only text

drivers now: still doing the exact same loving thing

mercedes: you know what we need... more distractions! with colourful lights! and 3d models!

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


what if we just implanted leds right into the eyebrows and around the eye socket for maximal distraction and saved everyone the trouble

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
McDonald's!

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
shiny. too bad it’s physically impossible to fit more than 512MB of ram in a car’s built-in nav/smart suite.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Chris Knight posted:

luckily archive had it


lol its like the weird jackets with leds on the inside collar in the cyberpunk game. must be annoying as gently caress to be blasted in the face by blue light at all times

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

they stole the flux capacitor for Bitcoin mining... in the past!

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

if you ever want to start a 90-page flamewar, go to a delorean forum and ask about making a bttf replica

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

saw a “we need to break sha-256 to mine btc faster” article this morning

also some “wake up, they live” graffiti, which was nicer

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/1395792073874411521

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Fantastic. Soon we'll all be Mr Johnsons

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Jennifer Government was a documentary :stare:

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010



checks out

https://twitter.com/SuperMugatu/status/1395848392538984453?s=20

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




so what happens when the real cops get called on prisec? sit back behind a concrete wall with some popcorn and enjoy the shootout?

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



i think it should be obvious that they all go for beers and shots together

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i just hope the gps spoof hits the system & not on some kid playing a video game

it will happen, and there will be people who die from it. all things being equal, whoever invented it should go first

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Truman Peyote posted:

i think it should be obvious that they all go for beers and shots together

It's the same people, they just moonlight as private security to make ends meet

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
a useless flashlight rentacop is slightly preferable to what follows it: the uber of bounty hunting

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
hiring a gig bounty hunter for cryptocurrency

doge the bounty hunter

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

haveblue posted:


doge the bounty hunter

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



haveblue posted:

doge the bounty hunter

thread title

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



haveblue posted:

doge the bounty hunter

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



haveblue posted:

doge the bounty hunter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thanks, I hate it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i will take credit for the assist if not the goal

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

haveblue posted:


doge the bounty hunter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Alan Smithee posted:

i will take credit for the assist if not the goal

username/post combo

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/1396088381369733121

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
We don't live in the optimsitic cyberpunk future where they destroy each other. They'll doubtless join forces at some point, probably by a consciousness-merger

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Milo and POTUS posted:

We don't live in the optimsitic cyberpunk future where they destroy each other. They'll doubtless join forces at some point, probably by a consciousness-merger

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1396133820399710211?s=21

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

The problem with 80s dystopia movies is that they're too optimistic. Robocop kills the bad executive man in the end and also shoots actual bad people in the dick instead of poor bystanders

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

but ocp remains in control, largely unchanged, still protected by the ocp directive, not a happy ending

/me starts waving oversized “verhoeven #1” novelty foam hand

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
OCP being the ultimate hero of the movie is :discourse:

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what if blade runner but the off world colonies and replicants didn't actually exist, they were just something tyrel corp. said they were totally going to do, to boost their stock value?

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