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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Data Graham posted:

If car manufacturers are having to tack on an "ad-supported revenue model" because they can't profitably enough sell actual physical metal, uhhhhhh maybe that means their cultural stranglehold is slipping and that's a good thing??

?

That doesn't seem at all like what is happening here.

They are reading the room and understand that people are getting more and more used to/desensitized by this type of thing and want in on the money grab too.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Data Graham posted:

If car manufacturers are having to tack on an "ad-supported revenue model" because they can't profitably enough sell actual physical metal, uhhhhhh maybe that means their cultural stranglehold is slipping and that's a good thing??

?

They are making record profits off the metal.

They can never possibly make enough profit to please shareholders.

Ford fired their CEO because the company ONLY made 7 billion profit.

No matter how much they make, they will explore every avenue to make more.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



In which case, god loving dammit this stupid world

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


All of the above.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Memento posted:





ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :suicide:

To be fair, the Waze mobile app has popup ads when you're stopped.

The android auto variant doesn't, fortunately.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


MetaJew posted:

To be fair, the Waze mobile app has popup ads when you're stopped.

https://youtu.be/hlCrcMeVZHs

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
no it's bad

just wait till you're forced to watch ads the entire time you're on an airplane...it's definitely in the future

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I don't think I have seen Waze ads when using it through CarPlay.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BraveUlysses posted:

no it's bad

just wait till you're forced to watch ads the entire time you're on an airplane...it's definitely in the future

Then I better goddam well not have to pay for my in flight peanuts.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Data Graham posted:

In which case, god loving dammit this stupid world

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Data Graham posted:

If car manufacturers are having to tack on an "ad-supported revenue model" because they can't profitably enough sell actual physical metal, uhhhhhh maybe that means their cultural stranglehold is slipping and that's a good thing??

?

There is ad-supported free EV charging, Volta.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

:monocle:

Mercedes have since deleted this tweet when the entire world said pretty much the same thing: there are too many screens, too much distracting bullshit and it looks like crap you loving idiots



Heresy I know but.....I like it. This feels like the absolute perfect car to drive up and down the Strip. Maybe Vegas has broken my brain...

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Then I better goddam well not have to pay for my in flight peanuts.

watch 4 more ads

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mr. Wiggles posted:

Heresy I know but.....I like it. This feels like the absolute perfect car to drive up and down the Strip. Maybe Vegas has broken my brain...

Cranking this as you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkgR0SxmMKo

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
You know what goons say about the terrible car stuff coming from within the thread?

Mistakes have been made. Please send mental health professionals because I've made a terrible decision.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


What is this, some sort of deviled coupe?

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Powershift posted:

What is this, some sort of deviled coupe?

:biglips:

don't worry there will be a thread to chronicle the terribleness

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

coupedeville posted:

You know what goons say about the terrible car stuff coming from within the thread?

Mistakes have been made. Please send mental health professionals because I've made a terrible decision.



:suspense:

Well ya finally done it, huh?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

coupedeville posted:

I'm still looking for a late 80s cadillac brougham sedan in good shape for a not ridiculous price. The 5 litre will be replaced with an LS because why not?

nearly to the day, huh

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Aw yeah. Vegas is either this or frank Sinatra for me.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


coupedeville posted:

You know what goons say about the terrible car stuff coming from within the thread?

Mistakes have been made. Please send mental health professionals because I've made a terrible decision.



:lol:

That 4.1L V8 sure was something, huh? Aluminum block with iron heads - Cadillac’s engineers were not getting the good cocaine.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Olympic Mathlete posted:

:monocle:

Mercedes have since deleted this tweet when the entire world said pretty much the same thing: there are too many screens, too much distracting bullshit and it looks like crap you loving idiots



Dude driving looks like the protagonist of WATCH_DOGS


Car interior looks like it came out of the game too

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Advent Horizon posted:

Aluminum block with iron heads -

I did not know this, you gotta be kidding me

Wtf GM

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


This the same GM that made 4 different V8s in 350ci at the same time that have zero interchangeable parts.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Advent Horizon posted:

:lol:

Aluminum block with iron heads -

I don't know if it was for the same reasons or not, but the engine in the Vega was aluminum block with iron head.
The reasoning being that the iron head helped to stiffen the block.
I'm not saying thats good judgement or whatever, just that thats why.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

BraveUlysses posted:

no it's bad

just wait till you're forced to watch ads the entire time you're on an airplane...it's definitely in the future
Can't see ads while I'm sleeping. :c00l:

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

Chris Knight posted:

Can't see ads while I'm sleeping. :c00l:

Not yet.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Somebody is gonna get fired :v:

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

I present to you, spotted in the wild, the Mini Cooper Countryman Pickup



Sorry for the potato photo, my brain broke trying to process what I was seeing to get close enough to take something without the zoom.

E: You can't see it real well in the pic but it has a full bed liner insert and everything.

Digital_Jesus fucked around with this message at 17:22 on May 22, 2021

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Digital_Jesus posted:

I present to you, spotted in the wild, the Mini Cooper Countryman Pickup



Sorry for the potato photo, my brain broke trying to process what I was seeing to get close enough to take something without the zoom.

E: You can't see it real well in the pic but it has a full bed liner insert and everything.

Definitely would

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I can tell it's a mess even in that quality but I... kind of like the general shape? I appreciate the kei truck energy.

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

The rear door handles and seam were filled / sealed with bondo, and the rear window... thing... is a mix of sheet aluminum, bondo, and welds I could tell were not good from 50ft.

It gives off a strong "If suzuki made the chevy S10" vibe.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Digital_Jesus posted:

I present to you, spotted in the wild, the Mini Cooper Countryman Pickup



Sorry for the potato photo, my brain broke trying to process what I was seeing to get close enough to take something without the zoom.

E: You can't see it real well in the pic but it has a full bed liner insert and everything.

I want it.


Digital_Jesus posted:

The rear door handles and seam were filled / sealed with bondo, and the rear window... thing... is a mix of sheet aluminum, bondo, and welds I could tell were not good from 50ft.

It gives off a strong "If suzuki made the chevy S10" vibe.

... well, in concept, anyway. Perhaps with slightly better execution. :v:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


They should use a Clubman and preserve the split rear door for the bed.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Ror posted:

They should use a Clubman and preserve the split rear door for the bed.

I think they did

and they did

I am 100% behind any car being turned into a ute. When i see a cheap car for sale, my first thought is "would that be easy to turn into a ute?"

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Digital_Jesus posted:

I present to you, spotted in the wild, the Mini Cooper Countryman Pickup



Sorry for the potato photo, my brain broke trying to process what I was seeing to get close enough to take something without the zoom.

E: You can't see it real well in the pic but it has a full bed liner insert and everything.

Hell yeah.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Finally a good 'new' Mini

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Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Digital_Jesus posted:

I present to you, spotted in the wild, the Mini Cooper Countryman Pickup



Sorry for the potato photo, my brain broke trying to process what I was seeing to get close enough to take something without the zoom.

E: You can't see it real well in the pic but it has a full bed liner insert and everything.

I'd want to take it and put the cladding like other test cars and see how many blogs start running with new mini pickup spotted in the wild.

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