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a teams chat came inquote:please take a look at [tf repo] and revert me an advice
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Obviously time to go undo whatever they did. 
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May 20, 2021 17:04
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Looks like enough justification to expense lunch at a Chinese place to get a fortune cookie for the necessary advice.
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May 20, 2021 17:16
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Wizard of the Deep posted:Looks like enough justification to expense lunch at a Chinese place to get a fortune cookie for the necessary advice. Solution; Fortune cookie deployed to user's desk. Awaiting confirmation of resolution before closing ticket.
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May 21, 2021 06:48
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Someone today tried to print a 2.2GB 3,667 page document. Of course, since that ran the printer out of paper, everyone else tried to print their jobs multiple times too. FFS.
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May 21, 2021 23:00
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kensei posted:Someone today tried to print a 2.2GB 3,667 page document. Of course, since that ran the printer out of paper, everyone else tried to print their jobs multiple times too. FFS. Is that too big? Did they then try to scan it in and fax it
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May 22, 2021 02:10
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Why is there not such a thing as a "you are trying to print a document that will require more paper than there are trees in the world to create, are you sure? y/n" dialog Oh yeah, because printers are the ninth pocket of the tech malebolge
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May 22, 2021 02:18
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I worked on some industrial printers that did about 1000 pages per minute, and that would still take too long. It must have taken an age to RIP before it even started printing.
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May 22, 2021 04:30
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kensei posted:Someone today tried to print a 2.2GB 3,667 page document. Of course, since that ran the printer out of paper, everyone else tried to print their jobs multiple times too. FFS. Probably showing my outdated printer knowledge here, wouldn't the printer job crash everything it touched before anything printed?
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May 22, 2021 04:40
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kensei posted:Someone today tried to print a 2.2GB 3,667 page document. Of course, since that ran the printer out of paper, everyone else tried to print their jobs multiple times too. FFS.
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May 22, 2021 06:51
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Knormal posted:"This isn't printing for me, can you try it?" *Attaches document to email* Hmm I'm not sure if it got sent correctly you can you send it like a dozen more times or so?
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May 22, 2021 08:57
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Hang on, it was set to the wrong paper format and orientation, I'll change it and try again.
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May 22, 2021 09:55
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kensei posted:Someone today tried to print a 2.2GB 3,667 page document. Of course, since that ran the printer out of paper, everyone else tried to print their jobs multiple times too. FFS. When did this person think they were going to have the time to actually read this document
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May 22, 2021 15:12
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Fil5000 posted:When did this person think they were going to have the time to actually read this document Its a sales pamphlet
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May 22, 2021 15:16
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It was an entire year of renewal contracts. The printer is of course leased, pay per page. I let the onsite admin know and she sighed deeply and told me she would let the users know that was not okay. Again.
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May 22, 2021 18:00
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May 22, 2021 22:11
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me reviewing the 3,667 pages of renewal contracts i just printed out
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May 23, 2021 00:43
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We're currently using keepass as a password manager but we're kinda hitting the limits with it. Preferable, we'd like something that we can use as team and is in the cloud rather than local. Also, free. Any suggestions?
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May 26, 2021 14:10
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I used 1password for teams at my last job and it worked quite well
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May 26, 2021 15:12
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Edit: ^^ 1Password is no longer free. $3/month for individual, $7/month per user for business. Are you a Microsoft Shop in Azure? Azure Key Vault is clunky but could do this. Similarly maybe the AWS/GCP Equivalent. It's not exactly free free but the price is so negligible it doesn't matter. Something like $.03/transaction. SaaS and Free do not go together, if you're not going to get this feature bundled with another product, you're going to pay for it. The Business PAM I really like is Thycotic's secret server. Their pricing is not ridiculous, and I hear the cloud solution is good. If you can stand it up internally, you can use it for 10 peeps and 250 secrets for free. Mustache Ride fucked around with this message at 15:22 on May 26, 2021 |
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May 26, 2021 15:15
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sixth and maimed posted:We're currently using keepass as a password manager but we're kinda hitting the limits with it. Preferable, we'd like something that we can use as team and is in the cloud rather than local. Also, free. Any suggestions? Build your own service with a cloud keystore (don't do this) or pay for a teams license are really your only option here. I highly recommend getting together the cash, which for a small team probably won't exceed a few thousand/year.
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May 26, 2021 15:21
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As much as I love keepass using a shared vault sounds like a nightmare. I'm going to suggest CyberArk(do not listen to me)
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May 26, 2021 16:20
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I’ve never used it, but bitwarden comes up a lot in the infosec thread
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May 26, 2021 16:21
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Credential management and the ability to revoke access from team members seems like a thing worth paying for
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May 26, 2021 17:37
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Thanks Ants posted:Credential management and the ability to revoke access from team members seems like a thing worth paying for The main thing I feel is worth paying for is automated credential rotation. I know too many people who copy passwords into their personal keepass vault because its easier and more reliable than the company one(thats gonna gonna get yet another incomplete migration to yet another new vault in a couple years) and thats the easiest way to fix that
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May 26, 2021 17:40
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I'm the last man standing in Azure for my company. We just started interviewing consultants to parachute in for 3 months and actually do stuff. Had to pass on this one guy that I'd love to work with, mostly because he's where I was 3 years ago. Trying to leverage a lot of on-prem experience, knowledge, etc. into cloud. He had so much stuff that would have trained in well, but they're deffo not converting this role to perm and as such we can't train him into Azure. I really wish we could do better at mentoring people.
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May 26, 2021 19:44
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An email came in. Customer wants to disable the lock screen on 7 org-owned iPads issued to field staff, because they lock after 2 minutes of inactivity and it takes "a few" minutes every time for the field staff to unlock the iPads. This is a training issue, not a tech issue. How is it THAT difficult to touch the screen in a memorized sequence of numbers?
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May 26, 2021 22:51
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Do they wear gloves? I could see that being problematic
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May 26, 2021 22:55
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sixth and maimed posted:We're currently using keepass as a password manager but we're kinda hitting the limits with it. Preferable, we'd like something that we can use as team and is in the cloud rather than local. Also, free. Any suggestions? I have a small team and we've had no problems using Keepass. We've got the vault sitting in a Sharepoint site and we sync that locally to our computers with OneDrive. We haven't run into any desyncs as a result.
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May 26, 2021 23:06
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dragonshardz posted:An email came in. I think you overestimate just how dumb people can be when it gets them a few minutes to suck down half a cig
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May 26, 2021 23:34
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sixth and maimed posted:We're currently using keepass as a password manager but we're kinda hitting the limits with it. Preferable, we'd like something that we can use as team and is in the cloud rather than local. Also, free. Any suggestions? Bitwarden Bitwarden Bitwarden Bitwarden Bitwarden Bitwarden Bitwarden Use Bitwarden. Also pay for it you cheap bastard. It holds your org credentials. MustardFacial fucked around with this message at 00:09 on May 27, 2021 |
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May 27, 2021 00:06
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Bitwarden over 1Password if only because it has SSO out of the box.
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The Fool posted:Do they wear gloves? Buy touch-enabled gloves with your office supplies budget. Problem solved. RFC2324 posted:I think you overestimate just how dumb people can be when it gets them a few minutes to suck down half a cig Again, training issue. Also policy is to not disable the lock screen immediately requiring a passcode, so, uh, yeah, teach your grunts to memorize their passcodes. Ugh.
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May 27, 2021 00:39
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sixth and maimed posted:We're currently using keepass as a password manager but we're kinda hitting the limits with it. Preferable, we'd like something that we can use as team and is in the cloud rather than local. Also, free. Any suggestions? We've been liking Hudu quite a bit.
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The Iron Rose posted:Build your own service with a cloud keystore (don't do this) or pay for a teams license are really your only option here. I highly recommend getting together the cash, which for a small team probably won't exceed a few thousand/year. I have just turned my brain off. It is not my problem, and nobody will thank me for pointing it out. Their security team "doesn't like VPNs" so they just manually whitelist people's home IP address and let that fire VMware Horizon connections directly into their servers 
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May 27, 2021 04:26
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Arquinsiel posted:Place I started in yesterday is in the process of doing this. For shared accounts... What the gently caress
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Arquinsiel posted:Place I started in yesterday is in the process of doing this. For shared accounts... ...run? Maybe? That's a major 0wn just waiting in the wings, warming its tonsils.
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MustardFacial posted:Bitwarden Spring Heeled Jack posted:Bitwarden over 1Password if only because it has SSO out of the box. Mustache Ride posted:Edit: ^^ 1Password is no longer free. $3/month for individual, $7/month per user for business. uPen posted:We've been liking Hudu quite a bit. Thanks for the suggestions, I'll look into all of these. Personally, I really don't mind paying for a service. However, management sees that differently and I have to build a case for every cent spent. We wanted to buy 2 snagit licenses for screen recording for $100 after reviewing several free tools and the user saying it didn't work as good. In the meanwhile, we have spent way more in hours than the cost of the licences. They still want me to look at "free" alternatives. Also, we're not a SME; we're a multinational.
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(double post, nvm)
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dragonshardz posted:...run? Maybe? I'm here for three months and even though they are talking big about moving to a permanent position the work is painfully boring. Also it's fine, I could login from home today without needing whitelisting 
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