Plant MONSTER. posted:

Here some scribble comics I made in 2019 using AI to complete my prompts, usually featured in the first panel

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Plant MONSTER. posted:

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Jim puts a cardboard cutout of a beautiful woman in Dwight’s car which causes him to be pulled over by the police for “distracting driving”
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Jim hoovers up all the paper from the photocopier and replaces it with blank paper. Dwight tries to photocopy a document and the photocopier runs out of paper over and over again, causing Dwight to become more and more impatient and angry.
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Jim secretly tampers with Dwight’s car so that the gas pedal becomes unresponsive, causing it to accelerate out of control as soon as Dwight steps on it
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Jim takes Dwight’s phone and leaves a message on it saying: “Dwight, I’m in the bathroom. You have about a minute and a half until it’s too late.”
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Jim puts a camera in the ceiling of the elevator in the office and films everyone as they enter and then plays the videos all day on a big screen TV. When people walk in the elevator they are confronted with their own videos and are very confused
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Jim leaves a bottle of Dwight’s favorite wine on Dwight’s desk but when Dwight opens it he finds a bunch of live bees inside
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Jim has Dwight’s car towed away while Dwight is inside it
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Dwight and Jim find a homeless man on the street and Dwight offers him a job on the spot. Jim convinces Dwight to give the homeless man a job in accounting as he has “an eye for detail”

ultrafilter posted:

Hiring a homeless guy as an accountant is a classic prank.

Carthag Tuek posted:

i like the phone message about the bathroom

theres ambiguity and a real bite, there. honestly im at the edge of my seat

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Jon gave Garfield a small plastic bag filled with a crystalline substance. "This is DMT" he said, "it's a powerful hallucinogenic psychedelic substance". "I've given it a try" said Garfield, "and this morning I had a dream that some of the crystals were actually flying out of my eyes."

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Caillou was running outside when suddenly he stepped on a hornet's nest and was trapped under the weight of thousands of insects (Picture: NTV)
He's still struggling to leave

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You sob uncontrollably. You take a deep breath and hold it. Then you scream out loud: "I'M A loving GAY SEX PISTOL! I'M NOT ANYTHING LIKE THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WORLD!"

The villagers come running in terror.

chatting with the pokedex posted:

> Tell me about Pidgey

"Pidgey? That little bird?"
"Yeah, and he's really fast."
"So what does he do all day?"
"He flies around the house catching bugs for us. He's also good at catching mice too, but we're more into those things.
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> Tell me about Caterpie

"Caterpie? That little bug?"
"Yeah, and he's really small."
"What does he do all day?"
"He sits on our head and watches over us. We love him!"
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> Tell me about Poliwag

"Poliwag? That little fish?"
"Yeah, and he swims really well."
"So what does he do all day?"
"He goes out in the ocean and catches some crabs."
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> Tell me about Psyduck

"Psyduck? That little duck?"
"Yeah, and he likes to sit on my knee and watch TV."
"So what does he do all day?"
"He sleeps in my lap."

Plant MONSTER. posted:

> Tell me about Psyduck

"Psyduck? That little duck?"
"Yeah, and he likes to sit on my knee and watch TV."
"So what does he do all day?"
"He sleeps in my lap."

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sometimes if you need a friend enough you can manifest them out of your hand

Brawnfire posted:

There's not a person on this forum not intimately acquainted with that concept

Tunicate posted:

Crossposting, I decided to have GPT-3 come up with good pranks for Jim to play on Dwight for the GBS thread, and it actually fits the thread's tone fairly well

RandolphCarter posted:

Goddamn these are just amazing.

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Jim gets Dwight to teach him how to play golf. However, Jim has a secret motive - the pair are going to play a round with the CEO of Dunder Mifflin corporate.

As Dwight tees up his ball, Jim pulls out a remote control and activates a trap door in the ground.
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A few years after the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch closes, Jim is bidding farewell to the staff of Sabre headquarters in Florida. He comes across Dwight, who is now working as a part-time salesman.

Dwight is ecstatic to see Jim, but is enraged when he finds out that Jim is now working for Sabre's competitor, the Franklin Paper Company.

Jim says good bye to Dwight, and Dwight begrudgingly wishes him well. As Jim walks away, Dwight calls out "Wait!"

Dwight tells Jim that he's failed miserably at his new job, and that he's about to be fired. He says that he doesn't have any other prospects, and that he's desperate to work for Jim again.

Jim tells Dwight that he's sorry, but that he's got to move on. Dwight, frustrated, begins yelling insults at Jim.
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Jim makes a fake website for a fake company called Schrute Farms. He even goes so far as to hack Dwight's computer and make it show Schrute Farms as Dwight's homepage. Dwight is horrified to learn that Schrute Farms is a terrible place with bad working conditions.

Later, Dwight tries to convince his co-workers to unionize because he has been treated so poorly at Schrute Farms.
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Jim writes a bestselling novel under the pen name "J.D. Tallent".

After the book is published, Dwight is at the library reading it. He's shocked to discover that it's a thinly veiled account of his life, including a thinly-disguised character named "M.C. Tang" (Michael Scott).

Jim walks in, and Dwight confronts him. Jim admits that he's been writing about Dwight and the rest of the Dunder Mifflin crew for years. He says that he started out writing his brother, who has been long-distance for the last few years.

"But now I write you," Jim explains. "It's therapeutic."
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While out to lunch with the rest of his branch, Jim orders for the table. At the end of the meal, Jim leaves a ridiculously large tip for the waiter, which he explains is because "I have a lot of money."

Dwight, however, is furious and makes a huge scene over the tip.

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...Dwight, frustrated, begins yelling insults at Jim.

More Ai Dungeon Pokechats posted:

> Tell me about Snorlax
"Snorlax? That big old bear?"
"Yep, and he eats a lot of candy."
"So what does he do all day?"
"That's a good question. Well I suppose he sleeps a lot!"

> Tell me about Magikarp
"Magikarp? That little orange fish?"
"Yep, and he's so weak."
"So what does he do all day?"
"He swims up and down the river, eating everything in site, including his own waste."

> Tell me about Staryu
"Staryu? That little star?"
"Yeah, and when threatened, it flashes white-lightning at his attacker."
"So what does he do all day?"
"He sits in the corner and emits a faint light, absorbing light energy from every star in the galaxy."

> Tell me about Agumon
"Agumon? That little reptilian beast?"
"Yep, and he's very cute when he sleeps."
"So what does he do all day?"
"He sleeps whenever he can, because he's level-headed and doesn't like fighting."

> Tell me about Meowth
"Meowth? That little feline creature?"
"Yep, and he loves to fight."
"So what does he do all day?"
"Meowth does whatever he can to fight crime in the city. He's a dedicated, if slightly misguided, hero."

feedmyleg posted:

Jim is a loving monster

Hempuli posted:

Generated some band names again, from band & album names!

Kennel posted:

Now do Eurovision artists/songs.

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Giant Squid – Aussie band that are awesome to play for a friend

Sleeping Skull – A great Canadian punk band who have been around a while

Fruitvale Station – The most talented heavy metal band in Canada

The Dead Shady – Got some awesome stuff to play in the future

Jazz Gods – Awesome Canadian heavy folk outfit with amazing musicians

Sting Sting – Took me a long time to get there but we made it back

Suns N' Bones – Got lost in New Zealand once and ended up in South Africa to write some songs

The Dads – Strictly Canadian hardcore band that have been around for awhile

Skeleton Dance – A band that we met through a mutual friend who wants to see my face on their T-shirt.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Sting Sting – Took me a long time to get there but we made it back

Kennel posted:

Now do Eurovision artists/songs.

e. or did you use Markov chain for these? I don't think there's enough inputs for good results with that.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Not nearly as exciting but I asked GPT-2 to make a list of bands and it was kind enough to add a little note for each!

Lots of Canadian representation. Strictly Canadian in some cases.

Brawnfire posted:

Fulfillion, the Nathan Fillion cosplay band

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Sting Sting